{"id":10323,"date":"2018-01-09T11:25:16","date_gmt":"2018-01-09T09:25:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10323"},"modified":"2018-01-09T11:28:12","modified_gmt":"2018-01-09T09:28:12","slug":"negocieri-cu-teroristii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10323","title":{"rendered":"Negocieri cu teroristii."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Acest articol nu e despre politica externa, ci despre &#8220;domestic affairs&#8221;.\u00a0 Poza din feat si continuarea, reprezinta doar o paralela.<\/p>\n<p>Am vazut tweet-ul asta viral al lu&#8217; Trump cum ca butonul lui nuclear e mai mare decat al lu Kim.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the \u201cNuclear Button is on his desk at all times.\u201d Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger &amp; more powerful one than his, and my Button works!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realDonaldTrump\/status\/948355557022420992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Initial am ras, ca mi-a placut si ca am gasit amuzant raspunsul infantil\u00a0 comunicat public la nivel de politica globala.\u00a0 Dupa care am stat si m-am gandit, ba, unii nu pricep altfel si in timp ce latri discursuri sterile si avansate ideologic, ursu&#8217; merge, iar din cand in cand se mai si opreste si le mai da la muie la caini, dupa cum zicea Tataee, sau cineva din zona aia a intelectualitatii romanesti.<\/p>\n<p>Aseara\u00a0 copilul\u00a0 cel mai mic si mai razboinic, plm , n-a cunoscut furia lu&#8217; Cichicean, a venit si-a zis ca daca nu ma joc cu ea omoara pestele din acvariu. Acuma, nu ca ar fi mare paguba, pestele ala si-asa mai mult il chinuim, dar e al celuilalt copil, care oricum nu are grija de el, mai mult avem restul familiei. Asa ca puteam sa zic &#8220;da, tata, ia ici doua cabluri electrice si da-i scaun, ca si-asa e condamnat la moarte prin schingiuire in acvariul ala de 5 litri. Hai macar sa ne distram cu el.&#8221;\u00a0 Dar parca-parca nu e ok din mai multe puncte de vedere, mai ales din ala in care un copil devine teroristul casei. Maine poate ma ameninta ca o omoara pe ma-sa daca nu-i iau jucarii, si chiar ca nu stau la discutii, o exilez imediat din familie.\u00a0 La canal cu razvratitii! Asa ca am incercat sa rezonez. Eu si cu peretii din casa. M-am jucat cu copiii, a mai trait pestele o zi. Asa merge.<\/p>\n<p>Azi dimineata m-am trezit ca urla ca vrea ciocolata, ca ea nu mananca &#8220;mancare buna&#8221;, ca nu vrea , ca nu face, ca nu nimic.\u00a0 Ba, cred ca trebuie sa ii arat filmul Paradis Terminus, sau sa facem un cover, ceva, in familie.<\/p>\n<p>Am luat-o taras la ai batrani, iar acolo ca ea tot asa, nu mananca nu nimic, decat banana, mizerii de teroristi. A mancat o banana, eu am luat copilul al mare de toarta si inapoi la munca.\u00a0 A inceput sa urle ca sa vina si ea,\u00a0 ca ea nu ramane acolo, ca vrajeli.<\/p>\n<p>-Pai, ok, mananca.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu vreaaaau!<\/p>\n<p>Si-atunci mi-a venit in cap respunsul lui Trump. Ba, stii ceva? &#8220;Nu vreau&#8221;-ul meu e mai mare, ca am resursele necesare sa il sustin. Hai, sictir. Si-am plecat.\u00a0 Dictatura copiilor poate in Norvegia, nu aci.<\/p>\n<p>Are si golaneala meritele ei si in lume si-n familie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acest articol nu e despre politica externa, ci despre &#8220;domestic affairs&#8221;.\u00a0 Poza din feat si continuarea, reprezinta doar o paralela. 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