{"id":10402,"date":"2018-01-20T22:44:10","date_gmt":"2018-01-20T20:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10402"},"modified":"2018-01-22T01:24:29","modified_gmt":"2018-01-21T23:24:29","slug":"povesti-la-gura-subei-cu-copii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10402","title":{"rendered":"Pove\u0219ti la gura sobei: Cu copii \u0219i c\u00e2ine"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10400\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=10400\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_20180120_185528286-01.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1366,673\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20180120_185528286-01.jpeg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_20180120_185528286-01-1024x505.jpeg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10400\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_20180120_185528286-01.jpeg\" width=\"1366\" height=\"673\" data-wpid=\"86\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_20180120_185528286-01.jpeg 1366w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_20180120_185528286-01-300x148.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_20180120_185528286-01-768x378.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_20180120_185528286-01-1024x505.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1366px) 100vw, 1366px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pe vremea asta cu ninsoare se sta acas\u0103, la gura sobei, sau la robinetului caloriferului, \u0219i se spun pove\u0219ti sau se fac copii, fiecare dup\u0103 posibilit\u0103\u021bi .<\/p>\n<p>Eu o s\u0103 v\u0103 spun o poveste, c\u0103 doamna e la protest ,copii am destui \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 poate ar fi mai bine s\u0103 v\u0103 trage\u021bi \u0219i voi prezervativul \u0103la mai cu hot\u0103r\u00e2re.<\/p>\n<p>Am trecut azi pe la un prieten care nu are copii \u0219i nu \u0219tiu sigur dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i dore\u0219te, da&#8217; pen&#8217; c\u0103 eu sunt prieten adev\u0103rat, nu m\u0103 prefac, m-am asigurat c\u0103 nu viseaz\u0103 cai verzi pe pere\u021bi \u0219i i-am adus pe cap pe ai mei.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd am ajuns, din spatele u\u0219ii se uita cu jind la copiii mei o c\u0103\u021bea alb\u0103, frumu\u0219ic\u0103. Nu, nu se uita s\u0103 \u00eei m\u0103n\u00e2nce , de\u0219i nu era o idee rea.<\/p>\n<p>S-ar fi jucat. Bineee.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se joace. Mi-am instruit copiii s\u0103 fie fair-play, f\u0103r\u0103 faulturi, f\u0103r\u0103 tras de coad\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 spart chestii, c\u0103 nu suntem acas\u0103 la noi.<\/p>\n<p>Copiii au plecat cu c\u00e2inele pe sc\u0103ri \u00een sus, pe sc\u0103ri \u00een jos, pe canapele, pe sub mese. Peste tot.<\/p>\n<p>Ne-am luat noi la vorba, la turul casei, la mers dup\u0103 pizza ca s\u0103 \u00eemi trag curul \u00eentr-un Smart electric ( \u00eemi place ma\u0219ina aia, b\u0103i , cred c\u0103 \u00eemi caut un prelungitor \ud83d\ude42 ) . C\u00e2nd ne-am \u00eentors , copiii tr\u0103geau c\u00e2inele. S-ar mai fi jucat el dar nu prea.<\/p>\n<p>Ne-am a\u0219ezat la mas\u0103, iar c\u00e2inele a venit iute \u0219i \u0219i-a b\u0103gat acolo . Copiii l-ar fi vrut afar\u0103, dar el nu. Copilul cel mic a intrat dup\u0103 el sub mas\u0103. \u00cel lingea c\u00e2inele , c\u0103 asta e tot ce mai putea s\u0103 se joace. C\u00e2nd n-a mai putut nici asta lingea copilul c\u00e2inele.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 am plecat copiii se alergau \u00eentre ei, b\u0103 pe sc\u0103ri, ba pe sub sc\u0103ri. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 am r\u0103zbit \u0219i i-am prins de i-am aruncat \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 .<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 amicul meu mai vrea copii, sau dac\u0103 mai vrea s\u0103 \u00eei vad\u0103 pe ai mei vreodat\u0103 dar cu plimbatul c\u00e2inelui l-am rezolvat cel pu\u021bin pe o zi. Probabil c\u0103 doarme p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine , ceea ce speram s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i copiii, de cum \u00eei pun \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. C\u0103 doar trebuiau s\u0103 fie obosite. M\u0103 rog, dup\u0103 ce trecem de &#8221; tunel&#8221; , \u00een tunel se strig\u0103, se \u0219tie. Every fucking time.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta adormi unul. \u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam eu a\u0219a c\u0103 ne trebuie o cas\u0103 cam c\u0103 aia de mare, nu jegul asta de 80mp, \u0219i vreo 3-4 c\u00e2ini m\u0103car, c\u0103 cu unul n-ai ce s\u0103 faci, \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 \u0103la demisia \u0219i ia c\u00e2mpii in dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni , c\u00e2t de juc\u0103u\u0219 ar fi el. A\u0219a am avea \u0219i noi un pic de lini\u0219te \u0219i odihn\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe vremea asta cu ninsoare se sta acas\u0103, la gura sobei, sau la robinetului caloriferului, \u0219i se spun pove\u0219ti sau se fac copii, fiecare dup\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10401,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,1244,571,1],"tags":[2277,2278,2276],"class_list":["post-10402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-bucuresti","category-life-log","category-uncategorized","tag-copiii","tag-ninsoare-2018","tag-poveste"],"views":2491,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_20180120_185528286-01-1.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2HM","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10402"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10409,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10402\/revisions\/10409"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}