{"id":10479,"date":"2018-01-30T05:05:13","date_gmt":"2018-01-30T03:05:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10479"},"modified":"2018-01-30T05:07:12","modified_gmt":"2018-01-30T03:07:12","slug":"m-am-prins-ce-e-cu-tigarile-astea-noi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10479","title":{"rendered":"M-am prins ce e cu \u021big\u0103rile \u0103stea noi"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am ajuns ieri p\u00e2n\u0103 la ai mei la birou ( eu le zic ai mei, de\u0219i nu mai am “cartea de munc\u0103” acolo, iar ei m\u0103 sun\u0103 c\u00e2nd vor s\u0103 \u0219tearg\u0103 servere s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 am ceva date pe ele \u0219i de-astea ) .<\/p>\n

In fine, cineva fuma Iquos d-\u0103la \u0219i-am zis c\u0103, b\u0103i, da-o dracu’, chiar a\u0219a? Eram \u0219i noi civiliza\u021bi . Nu. Cic\u0103 din alea e voie \u00een\u0103untru , c\u0103 nu sunt ca \u021big\u0103rile normale. A-ha 🤐, right! Nu \u0219tiu cine a stabilit c\u0103 e voie dar, cumva, s-a ajuns la concluzia c\u0103 iquositul nu e fumat. Ar trebui s\u0103 aprind una din asta in avion. De\u0219i aprins nu e termenul potrivit. \u0218i de\u0219i sim\u021bi nicotina \u0219i la 3 metri distan\u021b\u0103; eu simt.<\/p>\n

Voie sau nu, am v\u0103zut cum se face. Bagi \u021bigara in device \u0219i tragi. Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 \u021big\u0103ri trebuie s\u0103 pui fum\u0103torul la \u00eenc\u0103rcat intre 3 \u0219i 6 minute \u00eentr-o baterie special\u0103 . Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 pachete de \u021big\u0103ri trebuie s\u0103 \u00eencarci \u0219i bateria aia.<\/p>\n

Mul\u021bumesc colegilor implica\u021bi pentru demonstra\u021bie \u0219i documenta\u021bia aferent\u0103. Din motive care pot \u021bine de interpretarea legii fumatului \u00een spa\u021biile \u00eenchise \u00een Rom\u00e2nia 🙄 nu pot s\u0103 le mul\u021bumesc personal cu nume \u0219i prenume, ca la Oscar.<\/p>\n

\u021aig\u0103rile arat\u0103 a\u0219a. Zici c\u0103 sunt Kent, dar \u0103stea sunt, aparent Marlboro cu alt nume. Cic\u0103 exist\u0103, normal, \u0219i mentolate \u0219i super-mentolate; un fel de strepsils de fumat, dac\u0103 ai ro\u0219u \u00een gat. Aha. In pachet miros dubios r\u0103u, fumul miroase interesant. Unii zic c\u0103 a talp\u0103 de pantof, dar nu mi se pare c\u0103 ar fi a\u0219a. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103, copil fiind, m-a\u0219 mai apuca iar\u0103\u0219i de fumat, fiind doar din \u0103stea disponibile, c\u0103 pe vremea mea era mult mai u\u0219or s\u0103 fumezi, dar copiii din ziua de azi sunt mai inteligen\u021bi \u0219i \u00een\u021beleg mai bine lucrurile complexe.<\/p>\n

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Oricum sunt mici ca dracu’ \u0219i gluma s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii \u00eei apar\u021bine lu’ \u0219efu’. Cic\u0103:<\/p>\n

B\u0103i , ce dracu’, cump\u0103ra\u021bi chi\u0219toace , nu v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc de ajuns s\u0103 v\u0103 lua\u021bi \u021big\u0103ri \u00eentregi ?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Cam a\u0219a arat\u0103, a \u021big\u0103ri de s\u0103raci, doar c\u0103 aparatul de fumat – fum\u0103torul, cum ar veni, cost\u0103 vreo 200 de lei, din c\u00e2te am \u00een\u021beles, iar un pachet de chi\u0219toace de-astea cost\u0103 la fel ca un pachet de din alea \u00eentregi .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am ajuns ieri p\u00e2n\u0103 la ai mei la birou ( eu le zic ai mei, de\u0219i nu mai am “cartea de munc\u0103” acolo, iar ei…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10478,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[25,1],"tags":[2299,2296,2297,2298],"class_list":["post-10479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sanatate-2","category-uncategorized","tag-fumat-in-birou","tag-iquos","tag-noile-tigari","tag-tutun"],"views":2393,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/IMG_20180129_105437164-01-1.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2J1","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10479"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10481,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10479\/revisions\/10481"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}