{"id":10523,"date":"2018-02-04T16:59:41","date_gmt":"2018-02-04T14:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10523"},"modified":"2019-12-18T10:59:33","modified_gmt":"2019-12-18T10:59:33","slug":"10523","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10523","title":{"rendered":"O zi babau"},"content":{"rendered":"
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M-am trezit cam aiurea vineri, cam toat\u0103 ziua am fost \u00eenc\u0103l\u021bat cu fesul \u0219i am avut productivitatea unui melc.<\/p>\n

In afar\u0103 de lucrurile obi\u0219nuite aveam o singur\u0103 chestie \u00een plan. Dou\u0103. S\u0103 plec seara la \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 iau cu mine un televizor, de preferat pe cel mai vechi, s\u0103 \u00eel duc acolo. Urm\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eenlocuiesc pe \u0103la c\u00e2nd ne-om \u00eentoarce.<\/p>\n

I-am spus so\u021biei demult ce am \u00een cap a\u0219a c\u0103 ne-am apucat s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eempachet\u0103m pe cel din camera copiilor, doar unul doarme acolo; un Sony vechi de 5 ani \u0219i 81 cm. Vis \u0219i f\u0103cut . La 3 minute dup\u0103 ce am pus rabla in cutie am informat copilul cu pricina \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-l dac\u0103 \u00eel vrea pe “al nostru”, mai mare, dar tot o rabl\u0103 veche, sau vrea altul nou.<\/p>\n

Nu. A vrut s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103. C\u0103 \u0102LA, cel pe care l-am \u00eempachetat e cel pe care \u00eel vrea \u0219i mi-hi-hi \u0219i mi-ho-ho \u0219i suspinat \u00een t\u0103cere \u0219i “bine, ia-l, \u00een\u021beleg” dar a\u0219a printre lacrimi \u0219i “are s\u0103 \u00eemi fie dor de televizorul \u0103sta” . Cristoase, eram prea obosit s\u0103 caut oscarul \u0103la prin debara, a\u0219a c\u0103 am plecat s\u0103 cump\u0103r un suport VESA cu promisiunea c\u0103 montez tembelizorul \u0103la la loc \u0219i am s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eenha\u021b pe \u0103la din dormitor de la noi de pe perete, chit c\u0103 nu prea aveam cu ce \u00eel transporta (e un pic mai mare \u0219i nu mai avem cutia ).<\/p>\n

Merg la ma\u0219in\u0103 s\u0103 duc ni\u0219te bagaje \u0219i s\u0103 o aduc la scara, ca deja se f\u0103cuse, \u00een pula mea, noapte. Doar c\u0103 ma\u0219ina am g\u0103sit-o cu bateria moart\u0103. Lemn. Am mai \u00eenjurat ni\u0219te dumnezei, m-am uitat \u00een jur dup\u0103 ni\u0219te variante ajut\u0103toare ( dar erau numai autobuze – \u0103stea curent d-\u0103la mare, de 24 de vol\u021bi ), a\u0219a c\u0103 am sunat un prieten. Care s-a suit \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i a plecat spre mine.<\/p>\n

Am fost \u00een cas\u0103 s\u0103 informez so\u021bia \u0219i s\u0103 iau un aparat de m\u0103surat tensiunea din baterie ( 1.5 vol\u021bi r\u0103ma\u0219i ), care mi-a dat \u0219i un calorifer electric s\u0103 \u00eel arunc de gunoi . \u0218i o pung\u0103 cu ceva cizme. Caloriferul \u0219tiu de ce voia s\u0103 \u00eel arunc, c\u0103 se desf\u0103cuse o protec\u021bie \u0219i riscam s\u0103 ne curent\u0103m. Nu eram de acord dar nu am mai stat de negocieri, eram prea obosit. Nu \u00een\u021belegeam de ce vrea s\u0103 arunc \u0219i cizmele, dar hei, nu erau ale mele nici nu m-am obosit s\u0103 \u00eentreb. La gunoi \u0219i cu \u0103lea. Am descoperit a doua zi c\u0103 de fapt pe alea voia s\u0103 le duc la ma\u0219in\u0103. Oh, well, ori arunc caloriferul \u0103la la gunoi, ori nu?! Mie-mi plac oamenii hot\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi.<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103 observ cu stupoare c\u0103 cablurile mele de 300 de amperi nu-s de ajuns s\u0103 pornesc masina pe direct , a\u0219a c\u0103 a trebuit s\u0103 st\u0103m a\u0219a vreo 10 minute – 15 p\u00e2n\u0103 s-a \u00eenc\u0103rcat dou\u0103 idei. \u0218i am observat \u0219i de ce a murit bateria. Pen’ c\u0103 am uitat o plafonier\u0103 din portbagaj aprins\u0103 de duminic\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 vineri. Ma\u0219in\u0103 mare probleme mari, futu-i in gur\u0103 de ingineri incapabili care nu proiecteaz\u0103 sisteme antiprost pentru becurile astea. Timp in care mai \u00eencercam s\u0103 pornesc, mai m\u0103suram. Timp in care mi-a c\u0103zut pe ciment telefonul cel nou, cu fa\u021ba \u00een jos. Hello Moto<\/strong>, bye-bye Moto.<\/p>\n

Nu am observat imediat c\u0103 l-am crapat, dar c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut m-am bucurat c\u0103 nu mi-am luat Samsung S8 , sau vreun iPhone. Yeeey, ce bine e s\u0103 fii zg\u00e2rcit, \u0219tiam eu.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd am pornit ma\u0219ina nu am mai avut cum s\u0103 urc in apartament s\u0103 demontez televizorul cel\u0103lalt de pe perete c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 stau s\u0103 se \u00eencarce , cu ma\u0219ina pornit\u0103.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 am luat altul nou aici la \u021bar\u0103. Televizor zic, c\u0103 telefonul merge \u0219i cr\u0103pat, fute-m-a\u0219 in el.<\/p>\n

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B\u0103i, ce s-au ieftinit televizoarele, ceva e in neregula. Am pl\u0103tit 1850 de lei pentru o chestie de la LG de 108 cm diagonal\u0103, cu rezolu\u021bie 4k, buton de Netflix si amazon \u0219i cadou o telecomand\u0103 motion magic nu \u0219tiu de care, de func\u021bioneaz\u0103 c\u0103 un pointer de mouse \u0219i e util c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 tastezi s\u0103 comu\u021bi prin meniuri de netflixe.<\/p>\n

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Nici nu am cablu la \u021bar\u0103. \u0218i nici nu voi avea prea cur\u00e2nd. Dar \u0219tie wireless. Acum 5 ani am dat 1800 de lei pe un televizor de 32 inchi mai babau \u0219i doar fullhd . Oricum tot a\u0219a am \u0219i abonamentul la Netflix, c\u0103 sunt zgarcit .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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