{"id":10562,"date":"2018-02-10T18:19:43","date_gmt":"2018-02-10T16:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10562"},"modified":"2018-02-11T10:01:29","modified_gmt":"2018-02-11T08:01:29","slug":"tehnologia-gresita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10562","title":{"rendered":"Tehnologia gre\u0219it\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Acum vreo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, nu \u0219tiu exact cand, da’ eram \u00een Bucure\u0219ti la Mega, am v\u0103zut o chestie tare.<\/p>\n

O domni\u0219oar\u0103 cu dou\u0103 co\u0219uri pline ( se cam chinuia cu ele ) \u00eentreab\u0103 casiera dac\u0103 poate s\u0103 \u00eei fac\u0103 dou\u0103 bonuri. Poate, normal c\u0103 poate.<\/p>\n

Am mai v\u0103zut de-astea, poate cumperi ceva pentru altcineva, ceva normal. Ce m-a mirat a fost c\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 \u00een ambele co\u0219uri avea \u00een principiu cr\u0103n\u021b\u0103nele \u0219i b\u0103uturi ( \u0219i alcoale \u0219i ne). \u0218i o cutie de prezervative.<\/p>\n

\u0218i nu erau a\u0219ezate intr-o anume ordine. \u0218i c\u0103 a avut un bon de 90 \u0219i ceva de lei \u0219i unul de 80 . \u0218i a pl\u0103tit cu cardul. Contactless. Mie \u00eemi sar in ochi detaliile astea. Am platit \u0219i eu, iar c\u00e2nd am ie\u0219it eu pusese saco\u0219ele \u00eentr-un BMW \u0219i se urca in spate. M\u0103 \u00eentrebam al cui o fi cardul \u0103la.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, am golit eu sume mai mari, lol, nu m\u0103 rodea nevoia s\u0103 sun la poli\u021bie sau ceva, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam doar a\u0219a. \u0218i am uitat.<\/p>\n

Mai devreme am fost sa cump\u0103r eu niste beuturi<\/i> i\u0219i cr\u0103n\u021b\u0103nele \u0219i cum m\u0103 uitam la vinurile disponibile in magazinul s\u0103tesc – nu r\u00e2de\u021bi c\u0103 au de unele bunicele, o doamn\u0103 \u0219i un pu\u0219ti discut\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine.<\/p>\n

Doamna :<\/p>\n

-Hai ia-i \u0219i lu’ \u0103la <\/b>ceva ieftin, c\u0103 pe urm\u0103 face gur\u0103 dac\u0103-l \u021binem pe uscat.<\/p>\n

Pu\u0219tanul:<\/p>\n

-Tata zisese s\u0103 \u00eei lu\u0103m un vin bun .<\/p>\n

Doamna:<\/p>\n

-Eeee, ce crezi c\u0103 \u0103sta \u00eei st\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2t ? Uite, \u0103sta la 12 lei ce are ?<\/p>\n

Pu\u0219tanul:<\/p>\n

-Hai m\u0103car s\u0103 i-o lu\u0103m pe \u0103sta la 15, c\u0103 e ziua lui <\/b>\u0219i are m\u0103car sticla mai frumoas\u0103.<\/p>\n

…Nu \u0219tiu ce bugete au fiecare nu m\u0103 bag s\u0103 discut de calitatea vinului pe care \u00eel consum\u0103, de aia e pentru toate buzunarele. Dar m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc din nou cu \u0103ia la cas\u0103. M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea dac\u0103 cardul meu roz de Telekom e de banc\u0103 sau de bonuri de mas\u0103, lol , \u0219i dac\u0103 e contactless. Cum aude de card doamna se activeaz\u0103 :<\/p>\n

-Sun\u0103-l, m\u0103, pe tac-t\u0103u s\u0103 ne dea pinul de la card.<\/p>\n

Moment \u00een care am sim\u021bit c\u0103 pic\u0103 cerul pe mine.<\/p>\n

Cum a auzit de contactless a intrebat-o pe casier\u0103:<\/p>\n

-Daca e p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 100 de lei nu \u00eemi trebuie pinul?<\/p>\n

-Nu. Dar putem s\u0103 v\u0103 facem dou\u0103 bonuri dac\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te .<\/p>\n

Moment \u00een care au c\u0103zut dou\u0103 ceruri pe mine. Dar dou\u0103 ceruri erau prea sub\u021biri in capul meu \u0219i “doamna” \u00eei spune lu’ fixo : <\/i><\/p>\n

– Tine co\u0219ul, atunci, s\u0103 m\u0103 duc s\u0103 \u00eemi iau \u0219i o crem\u0103 de m\u00e2ini, c\u0103 auzi c\u0103 ne face dou\u0103 bonuri .<\/p>\n

B\u0103, \u0219tiu cum e s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u0219i sotia cardul t\u0103u, \u00een cur\u00e2nd \u0219i copiii, adic\u0103 are \u0219i pinul, s\u0103 nu se mai chinuie cu zece bonuri la fiecare cump\u0103r\u0103tur\u0103, dar dac\u0103 vine acas\u0103 cu po\u0219irc\u0103 \u0219i de ziua mea ( nu c\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toresc evenimentele de genul ) \u00eemi bag pula \u0219i plec \u00een lume.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Acum vreo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, nu \u0219tiu exact cand, da’ eram \u00een Bucure\u0219ti la Mega, am v\u0103zut o chestie tare. O domni\u0219oar\u0103 cu dou\u0103 co\u0219uri pline (…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10561,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":3231,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/150701_nev_getcontrolmoney-2.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2Km","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10563,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10562\/revisions\/10563"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}