{"id":10620,"date":"2018-02-21T13:09:32","date_gmt":"2018-02-21T11:09:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10620"},"modified":"2018-02-21T13:11:02","modified_gmt":"2018-02-21T11:11:02","slug":"ultrascurt-nu-mai-munca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10620","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: Nu mai munc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Ceva \u00een neregul\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cu cererea pe pia\u021ba muncii \u00een meseria mea, dar nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 spun ce.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103 cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu e a bun\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 suna AGENTUL DE ASIGUR\u0102RI s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 poate s\u0103-i dea mailul meu unui alt tip pentru care face asigur\u0103ri \u0219i care tip are nevoie de ceva contractori SAP pentru nu \u0219tiu ce proiect. C\u0103 el cunoa\u0219te fix trei oameni care se ocup\u0103 cu treaba asta \u0219i c\u0103 s\u0103 ne pun\u0103 \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu zic nu, foarte bine, mul\u021bumesc frumos, dar nu \u00een\u021beleg cum se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 chestia. Nenea cu pricina are nevoie de ni\u0219te oameni \u0219i-l sun\u0103 pe M.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>-Salut M., ce mai faci? Bine? Bravo.\u00a0 Bai, am \u0219i eu nevoie de-o asigurare de s\u0103natate, te mai ocupi?<\/p>\n<p>-Da, sigur.<\/p>\n<p>-Si dac\u0103 tot suntem la capitolul asigurari nu \u0219tii cumva vreun contractor\u00a0 care lucreaz\u0103 pe SAP \u0219i-\u0219i caut\u0103 de lucru? Sau, ceva?<\/p>\n<p>-Ba da, mai \u0219tiu fix\u00a0 doi, stai s\u0103-i sun.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>WTF?<\/p>\n<p><em>P.S.: Urm\u0103torul care \u00eemi atrage aten\u021bia c\u0103 \u201dnu mai\u201d se scrie \u00eempreunat s\u0103 ias\u0103 afar\u0103.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ceva \u00een neregul\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cu cererea pe pia\u021ba muncii \u00een meseria mea, dar nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 spun ce. \u00cens\u0103 cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu e a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10624,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[434],"tags":[878,2331,1959,1487],"class_list":["post-10620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-despre-munca","tag-asigurari","tag-connexiuni","tag-contractor","tag-munca"],"views":2050,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/canec\u0219ons.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2Li","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10620"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10627,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10620\/revisions\/10627"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}