{"id":10632,"date":"2018-02-23T20:09:01","date_gmt":"2018-02-23T18:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10632"},"modified":"2018-02-23T20:14:33","modified_gmt":"2018-02-23T18:14:33","slug":"prima-teapa-de-pe-amazon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10632","title":{"rendered":"Prima \u021beap\u0103 de pe amazon"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Acesta este un click-bait, ca prima a fost c\u00e2nd mi-am comandat verighete,\u00a0 dar englejii au masurile cu volan pe dreapta, iar aceasta nu a fost o \u021beap\u0103- sau nu p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103.<\/p>\n

Am comandat eu\u00a0\u00a0\u0219as\u0103\u00a0<\/em> chestii de pe amazonul UK-ului.\u00a0 \u0218i venir\u0103 azi cu UPS-ul. Mi se p\u0103ru mie pachetul cam dubios, da-n fine, aveam alte treburi \u0219i-l aruncai c\u00e2t colo pe o canapea \u00een birou ( zic a\u0219a s\u0103 para c\u0103 a\u0219 avea mai multe canapele \u00een birou, nu c\u0103 tr\u0103iesc intr-o gaura de vierme- de-aia din m\u0103r , nu de-aia din cosmos).<\/p>\n

Veni so\u021bia \u0219i voi s\u0103 verifice dac\u0103 noua verighet\u0103 i se potrive\u0219te. Da, e pu\u021bin mare \u0219i asta. \u00cencet-\u00eencet ajung la pre\u021bu’ aurului, dar m\u0103car \u00eemi deschid magazin de\u00a0 inele din tungsten.\u00a0 Dar nu asta e problema.<\/p>\n

Observ\u0103 ea c\u0103 nu e o copert\u0103 de telefon ca al ei, c\u0103 i-am spus c-o s\u0103. \u0218i c\u0103 pachetul pare desf\u0103cut. Dup\u0103 ce m\u0103 enervai ca-mi fute mie organizarea pe care cu greu m\u0103 chinui s-o \u00eencropesc, m\u0103 uitai, v\u0103zui, \u00eel sunai pe nenea de la UPS s\u0103 se uite pu\u021bin prin ma\u0219in\u0103 poate o fi c\u0103zut, cine \u0219tie. Nailes. N-a v\u0103zut, n-a auzit omul nimic, el le are pe rafturi puse \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 , e totul ordonat, dac\u0103 era ceva el vedea. De aia pachetul meu ar\u0103ta de zici c\u0103 au dat turcii. De la ordine \u0219i disciplin\u0103.<\/p>\n

Zic: -bine!\u00a0 Caut vreo 5 minute pe net cum pula mea fac pl\u00e2ngere la amazon, c\u0103 au buton doar de retur, dar aia e , c\u0103 eu nu aveam ce returna, \u0219i gasesc o op\u021biune. Super tare. Lua\u021b’ aminte \u0103ia care lucra\u021b’ pula emag sau alte magazine s\u0103te\u0219ti din Rom\u0103nia:<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u021bi alegi comanda, itemul, spui ce problem\u0103 ai avut \u0219i-\u021bi recomand\u0103 ei o solu\u021bie, \u00een cazul meu apel telefonic. Ap\u0103s pe butonul de apel\u00a0 telefonic, scriu num\u0103rul meu \u0219i zice c\u0103 m\u0103 sun\u0103 ei \u201dnow\u201d. M\u0103 sun\u0103 de la un num\u0103r de Irlanda \u0219i-mi pun muzic\u0103. Dup\u0103 30 de secunde preia un omule\u021b indian care vorbea englez\u0103 cu un accent \u00eentre indian \u0219i irlandez \u0219i de la care nu am \u00een\u021beles jum\u0103tate din ce-a zis, dar a zis c\u0103 el m\u0103 transfer\u0103 la\u00a0 o alt\u0103 coleg\u0103 c\u0103 nu poate s\u0103-mi dea banii \u00eenapoi, c\u0103 e un produc pe care nu \u00eel vinde amazon, ei doar \u00eel procesez\u0103\/expediaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nu-i nimic, m-a l\u0103murit colega c\u0103-mi d\u0103 banii \u00eenapoi pe card sau \u00een contul de amazon. Fiind b\u0103iat gigel zic hai pune\u021bi-i \u00een contul de amazon, s\u0103 nu le mai cauzez costuri de transfer pe\u00a0 card. Dup\u0103 care pa-pa-pa. C\u00e2nd mai am eu timp desfac celelalte produse \u0219i-mi caut un card de memorie de 128 GB, pentru care v\u0103zusem deja c\u0103 e pachetul. Adic\u0103 ambalajul. Doar \u0103la era, b\u0103. O pung\u0103 din aia resigilabil\u0103 GOAL\u0102.\u00a0 Da, b\u0103ga-le-a\u0219 pula-n s\u00e2nge, au b\u0103gat vastul. Evident c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu unde, dar dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 pariez a\u0219 zice c\u0103 de la Otopeni la u\u0219a mea.\u00a0 \u0218i am aflat c\u0103 \u0219i inelul era a\u0219ezat \u00een cutie ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd ar fi fost \u201dverificat\u201d<\/p>\n

Futu-i ceapa m\u0103-sii, zic, dup\u0103 ce termenai<\/em> pl\u00e2ngerea, acum nici nu m\u0103 mai bag\u0103 \u0103ia \u00een seama, or s\u0103 zic\u0103 c\u0103-s milog d-\u0103la, sau ceva. \u00cei spun so\u021biei s\u0103 nu mai fac\u0103 a\u0219a, s\u0103 nu mai deschid\u0103 pachete\u00a0 dac\u0103 nu are foaia de inventar ,c\u0103 acum eu nu mai \u0219tiu ce \u0219i cum \u0219i chestii pe care le mai zic oamenii sup\u0103ra\u021bi \u0219i futu\u021bi la creier.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 enervez nu c\u0103 bani, nu c\u0103 card de memorie, dar c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 am eu discu\u021bii contradictorii cu nevasta c\u0103 fur\u0103 unii din pachete b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula \u00een to\u021bi curierii s\u0103raci. \u0218i-n amazon, desigur, care nu trimite pachetele cu 2 bodyguarzi \u0219i supravegheate de un lunetist, pentru safe passage prin \u021bara asta.<\/p>\n

Altfel totul e ok, s\u0103 n-aud pe careva c\u0103 locuiesc eu \u00een \u021bara gre\u0219it\u0103. Am nevoie de pu\u021bin r\u0103gaz pe tem\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, \u00eemi d\u0103 amazonul mail s\u0103-mi confirme ce-au f\u0103cut ei \u0219i s\u0103 le spun dac\u0103-s mul\u021bumit \u0219i dac\u0103 mi-au rezolvat problema.<\/p>\n

-B\u0103, mul\u021bumit sunt, dar problema nu a\u021bi rezolvat-o, adic\u0103 mai am.\u00a0 \u0218i le scriu \u0219i un mail \u00een care le explic ce \u0219i cum cu poze. Acum ,s\u0103 fiu sincer, pozele \u0103lea nu dovedesc nimic, dac\u0103 eram un milog puteam s\u0103 m\u0103 prefac \u0219i s\u0103 fac fix acela\u0219i lucru. Nici nu m\u0103 a\u0219teptam s\u0103 m\u0103 bage \u00een seam\u0103, gen – muie fraiere, bele\u0219te ochii \u00een colet, de aia \u00een Rom\u00e2nia se livrez\u0103 colete cu verificare, s\u0103 te ui\u021bi pe ce semnezi.<\/p>\n

De unde, pac mail cu link s\u0103 ap\u0103s pe buton s\u0103 m\u0103 sune. B\u0103 eji nebun\/ Ap\u0103s \u00eemi preia altul , \u00eei spun problema, \u00eencerc s\u0103 fiu amuzant de\u0219i nu-mi arde de glume, c\u0103 cardul \u0103la nu mai era 5 lire, era vreo 38 \u0219i-mi zice c\u0103 s\u0103 stau calm, c\u0103 se rezolv\u0103 , s\u0103-i spun num\u0103rul comenzii \u0219i itemul.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd dau s\u0103 v\u0103d comenzile v\u0103 c\u0103 deja\u00a0 amazonii puseser\u0103 alt card c\u0103tre mine.\u00a0 M\u0103 mai uit odat\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreb pe \u0103la c\u00e2t dracului de repede se mi\u0219c\u0103.<\/p>\n

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E \u0219i el surprins, zice c\u0103 nu a f\u0103cut nimic, probabil colegii lui . A\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eei spun direct c\u0103-i suspectez pe \u0103\u0219tia c\u0103 fur\u0103 din pachete \u0219i c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac s\u0103 nu se mai \u00eent\u00e2mple d-\u0103stea, c\u0103 \u0103ia de la UPS \u00eemi dau s\u0103 semnez \u00eenainte s\u0103 se uite \u00een pachet. Cic\u0103 s\u0103 stau lini\u0219tit s\u0103 sun imediat ce observ probleme c\u0103 se descurc\u0103 ei.<\/p>\n

B\u0103b\u0103e\u021b, nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, dar de c\u00e2nd lucrez cu \u0103\u0219tia parc\u0103 a\u0219 tr\u0103i \u00een alt\u0103 \u021bar\u0103.\u00a0 \u0218i mai \u00eemi pun c\u00e2teodata problema de garan\u021bie. A-ha.\u00a0 Buyer\u021bs protection 200%.\u00a0 Nici nu vreau s\u0103 mai aud de alte manele . Dac\u0103 ar trimite \u0219i ma\u0219ini de sp\u0103lat , frigidere \u0219i alte chestii mari \u00een Rom\u00e2nia ar fi prietenii mei.<\/p>\n

Eu nu am v\u0103zut a\u0219a ceva nci \u00een filme. F\u0103r\u0103 500 de mii de cereri de dovezi, f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219tampile pe timbru, f\u0103r\u0103 nimic.<\/p>\n

Poate trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 mut eu mai aproape de ei, s\u0103 \u021binem leg\u0103tura mai bine, cum ar veni.<\/p>\n

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