{"id":10666,"date":"2018-02-27T19:02:18","date_gmt":"2018-02-27T17:02:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10666"},"modified":"2018-02-27T19:03:30","modified_gmt":"2018-02-27T17:03:30","slug":"cei-mai-disperati-din-parcare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10666","title":{"rendered":"Cei mai dispera\u021bi din parcare"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu un fost coleg \u0219i vechi amic s\u0103 cump\u0103r o b\u00e2t\u0103 (nu r\u00e2de\u021bi) .<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i mi-am notat num\u0103rul gre\u0219it . \u0218i \u00eel aveam pe chatul de Facebook. Dar nu am calculatorul cu mine \u0219i nu aveam cum s\u0103 dau de om. Evident, securi\u0219tii de la FB nu te las\u0103 s\u0103 accesezi chatul de pe website. Noo, tre&#8217; s\u0103 pui aplica\u021bia lor spioan\u0103 \u0219i spamist\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103, str\u00e2ng\u00e2nd din buci, am instalat aia.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce m-am logat a \u00eenceput cu din alea &#8220;subtile&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>-Mai e asta num\u0103rul t\u0103u de telefon? Nu vrei s\u0103 te faci disponibil s\u0103 te sune lumea pe el din chat ?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu. Skip.<\/p>\n<p>-Vrei s\u0103 po\u021bi contacta pe toat\u0103 lumea din telefonul tau pe facebook? (aka s\u0103 \u00eei las s\u0103 vad\u0103 contactele mele )<\/p>\n<p>-Nu.Mori.<\/p>\n<p>-Vrei s\u0103-i inform\u0103m pe prietenii t\u0103i c\u0103 acum \u021bi-ai instalat messengerul?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu. Muie.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu vrei s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi instalezi \u0219i aplica\u021bia de Facebook?<\/p>\n<p>-Maar\u0219!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Vrei s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi sugereze Facebook&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Ma-ta! Aia s\u0103 \u00eemi sugereze. Jet de-aici.<\/p>\n<p>De abia am sc\u0103pat de ei, cred, am luat num\u0103rul corect \u0219i l-am sunat pe om. La 2 minute \u00eemi scrie alt amic pe chatul de FB c\u0103 &#8220;ce facem, ne wave-uim?&#8221; Nu am \u00een\u021beles exact despre ce e vorba, dar pe scurt Facebook i-a spus c\u0103 mi-am instalat aplica\u021bia \u0219i c\u0103 dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 discute ceva cu mine. Lo-ho&#8230;hmm *cough* nu prea-i r\u00e2sul meu. P\u0103i, zisesem nu. \u0218i la 10 secunde v\u0103d c\u0103 am 5 chaturi \u00eencepute cu diferite contacte in care scrie automat, dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 \u00eencep eu o conversa\u021bie cu ei. A\u0219a, cu japca, cum ar veni.<\/p>\n<p>Uninstall din nou, c\u00e2nd ajung acas\u0103 dau \u0219i cu ceva <i>deteteu (DDT). <\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu un fost coleg \u0219i vechi amic s\u0103 cump\u0103r o b\u00e2t\u0103 (nu r\u00e2de\u021bi) . \u0218i mi-am notat num\u0103rul gre\u0219it . \u0218i \u00eel aveam&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10665,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1851],"class_list":["post-10666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-facebook-sucks"],"views":1690,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screenshot_20180227-184424.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2M2","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10666"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10668,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10666\/revisions\/10668"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}