{"id":10693,"date":"2018-02-28T23:23:17","date_gmt":"2018-02-28T21:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10693"},"modified":"2018-02-28T23:27:49","modified_gmt":"2018-02-28T21:27:49","slug":"netflixu-nu-e-pentru-filme-open-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10693","title":{"rendered":"Netflixu’ nu e pentru filme: Open House"},"content":{"rendered":"
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M\u0103 uit la un film pe Netflix. De nota 3. E mult spus c\u0103 m\u0103 uit, am scris un articol in timp ce m\u0103 for\u021beaz\u0103 consoarta s\u0103 m\u0103 uit ( parc\u0103 nu ar mai fi 2 televizoare in cas\u0103 ) . Dar las’ c\u0103 \u0219i eu am for\u021bat-o trei zile s\u0103 se uite la ale mele.<\/p>\n

E o chestie, gen cel mai prost fim scarry pe care l-am v\u0103zut. Mai prost dec\u00e2t un film porno.<\/p>\n

In fine e un pu\u0219ti de 16 ani cu m\u0103-sa in casa m\u0103tu\u0219ii lor, c\u0103 moare tac-s\u0103u \u0219i \u00eei las\u0103 cam in pula goala. Iar prin casa aia mai b\u00e2ntuie un maniac, o chestie.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, sc\u00e2rbos de prost, ce s\u0103 mai. Nici \u0103la rom\u00e2nesc care a luat mielu’ de aur la Berlin nu poate fi at\u00e2t de praf.<\/p>\n

Dar cea mai proast\u0103 faz\u0103 e c\u00e2nd are pustiul o criz\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune m\u0103-sii c\u0103 e na\u0219pa via\u021ba f\u0103r\u0103 tac-s\u0103u, c\u0103 dac\u0103 ar mai fi fost \u00een via\u021b\u0103… Iar m\u0103-sa \u00eei spune c\u0103 “adev\u0103rul” e c\u0103 tac-s\u0103u e de vin\u0103 pentru tot, c\u0103 a fost iresponsabil \u0219i nu i-a p\u0103sat de ei \u0219i i-a l\u0103sat f\u0103r\u0103 nimic. \u00cen timp ce ea o arde casnic\u0103.<\/b><\/p>\n

Dar nu-i bai, c\u0103 m-am bucurat s\u0103 v\u0103d cum \u00eei rupe cremenalul degetele de la m\u00e2ini \u0219i cum moare \u00een cu\u021bitul lu fiu-s\u0103u. A\u0219a \u00eei trebuie. Dau cu spoilere c\u0103 sigur nu mai e altcineva care s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 vad\u0103 mizeria asta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

M\u0103 uit la un film pe Netflix. De nota 3. E mult spus c\u0103 m\u0103 uit, am scris un articol in timp ce m\u0103 for\u021beaz\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10692,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[49,1],"tags":[2344,2343],"class_list":["post-10693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-filme","category-uncategorized","tag-film-prost","tag-open-house"],"views":1826,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screenshot_20180228-230455.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2Mt","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10693"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10694,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10693\/revisions\/10694"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}