{"id":10939,"date":"2018-03-31T23:20:21","date_gmt":"2018-03-31T21:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10939"},"modified":"2018-04-01T13:45:59","modified_gmt":"2018-04-01T11:45:59","slug":"happy-passover-pentru-copii-ziua-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10939","title":{"rendered":"Happy Passover. Pentru copii. Ziua 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Articol din doar dou\u0103 paragrafe din care primul e \u0103sta. A se citi pe ner\u0103suflate, p\u00e2n\u0103 la epuizare.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u021bi fac capul p\u0103trat tot drumul \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 c\u0103tre Eilat, de-\u021bi vine s\u0103 conduci rabla aia direct \u00eentr-un pom sau st\u00e2lp de pe margine (dar nu po\u021bi , \u00een primul r\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu sunt din astea \u0219i \u00een al doilea c\u0103 mizeria aia de ma\u0219in\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi url\u0103 \u00een cap \u0219i c\u00e2nd calci dungile care delimiteaz\u0103 benzile chiar \u0219i cu o roat\u0103), dup\u0103 ce le duci s\u0103 vad\u0103 reciful la observator \u0219i te preumbl\u0103 pe acolo \u0219i-n sus \u0219i-n jos p\u00e2n\u0103 obosesc \u0219i se poart\u0103 \u0219i mai ur\u00e2t dec\u00e2t \u00eenainte, dup\u0103 ce fac spume c\u0103 nu le duci la piscina care se \u00eenchide \u0219i le obligi cumva s\u0103 mearg\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti oricum o poal\u0103 de shekeli ( bani magici care cumva au valoare doar pentru evrei dac\u0103 \u00eei primesc \u0219i pentru tine daca \u00eei pl\u0103te\u0219ti, c\u00e2nd e invers zici c\u0103-s de Monopoly) pentru m\u00e2ncare care vrei s\u0103 fie bun\u0103, iar ele vor doar chip\u0219ii din &#8220;fish and of chips&#8221; , dup\u0103 vor \u0219i <i>lubeni\u021b\u0103 <\/i>\u0219i c\u0103p\u0219uni \u0219i le iei c\u0103 sunt cele mai bune din lume,vor \u0219i la juc\u0103riile gonflabile \u0219i le la\u0219i,c\u0103 sunt gratis \u0219i m\u0103car de at\u00e2ta po\u021bi \u0219i tu s\u0103 te bucuri, dar \u0219i acolo se ceart\u0103, cea mare fuge de cealalt\u0103 &#8211; dup\u0103 toate astea speri s\u0103 ajung\u0103 \u00een camer\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 doarm\u0103 imediat dup\u0103 baie, c\u0103 tu cu mama lor ai treab\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10937\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=10937\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201445627-01.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1920,1440\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20180331_201445627-01.jpeg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201445627-01-300x225.jpeg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201445627-01-1024x768.jpeg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10937\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201445627-01.jpeg\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201445627-01.jpeg 1920w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201445627-01-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201445627-01-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201445627-01-1024x768.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10938\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=10938\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201437725-01.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1920,1440\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_20180331_201437725-01.jpeg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201437725-01-300x225.jpeg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201437725-01-1024x768.jpeg\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-10938 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201437725-01.jpeg\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201437725-01.jpeg 1920w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201437725-01-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201437725-01-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201437725-01-1024x768.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Articol din doar dou\u0103 paragrafe din care primul e \u0103sta. A se citi pe ner\u0103suflate, p\u00e2n\u0103 la epuizare. Dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u021bi fac capul p\u0103trat tot&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10937,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2242,82,1,359],"tags":[913],"class_list":["post-10939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-israel-de-vacanta","category-prin-lume","category-uncategorized","category-de-vacanta","tag-copii"],"views":2468,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180331_201445627-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2Qr","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10939"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10943,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10939\/revisions\/10943"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}