{"id":10942,"date":"2018-04-01T13:42:07","date_gmt":"2018-04-01T11:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10942"},"modified":"2018-04-01T14:41:55","modified_gmt":"2018-04-01T12:41:55","slug":"repara-ma-tati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10942","title":{"rendered":"Repar\u0103-m\u0103, tati"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ziua 1. Marea mor\u021bilor m\u0103-sii din Middle East , ora Zulu \u0219i ceva.<\/p>\n

Stau pe un scaun de plastic pe care am platit 10 \u0219ekeli (cca 12 lei ) pentru o or\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 uit c\u0103tre r\u0103s\u0103rit \u00een timp ce m\u0103 ustur\u0103 \u00een cur \u00eengrozitor de la apa at\u00e2t s\u0103rat\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t nu pot s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 dec\u00e2t bacterii \u00een ea.<\/p>\n

Marea cea Moart\u0103 sau Moarta cea Mare<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\u0218i m\u0103 uit cum al\u021bi mul\u021bi ru\u0219i, dar \u0219i rom\u00e2ni, plutesc \u00een “apa” cald\u0103 \u0219i unsuroas\u0103 de la concentra\u021bia saramurii, at\u00e2t de concentrat\u0103 c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi face un peeling frate cu saponificarea.<\/p>\n

Probabil \u0219i de aia nu prea vezi evrei pe acolo; au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat ei de undeva c\u0103 nu e bine s\u0103 fii f\u0103cut s\u0103pun.<\/p>\n

Copiii dovedi\u021bi de usturime \u0219i de saramur\u0103 \u0219i de v\u00e2nt decid ( mai mult mama lor , v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-i cum tremur\u0103) c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 plec\u0103m .<\/p>\n

\u00cei pune la des\u0103rat, \u00eei schimb\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei las\u0103 \u00een grija mea s\u0103 se schimbe \u0219i ea. Grija mea…<\/p>\n

Grija mea e “nu mai alerga\u021bi, m\u0103, c\u0103 v\u0103 lovi\u021bi \u0219i v\u0103 bat de v\u0103 sun\u0103 apa \u00een cap”. Nu m\u0103 ascult\u0103 \u0219i nici nu pot s\u0103 \u00eei bat. Eh, las’ c\u0103 vede\u021bi voi.<\/p>\n

\u0218i v\u0103d. Jum\u0103tate. Copilul al mic se \u00eempiedic\u0103 \u0219i se love\u0219te la genunchi \u0219i la burta de un st\u00e2lp de metal. Na\u0219pa. Pl\u00e2nge. Dar nu e chiar r\u0103u. Are dou\u0103 julituri. O sp\u0103l un pic \u0219i \u00eei pune so\u021bia un petic la genunchi. Merge . Cam \u0219chiopat\u00e2nd, da’ merge.<\/p>\n

Promite c\u0103 de acum ascult\u0103. Nu ascult\u0103 nimic, nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 salat\u0103, ci doar pizza, nu bea suc de fructe sau ap\u0103, vrea cola ( plm,p\u0103rin\u021bi denatura\u021bi…dac\u0103 eram acas\u0103… ) . Nu zic nimic.<\/p>\n

Pe la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul nop\u021bii se treze\u0219te s\u0103 bea ap\u0103, cu febr\u0103 dracu’ \u0219tie c\u00e2t, c\u0103 :<\/p>\n

-M\u0103 doare capul, tati! Ajut\u0103-m\u0103, tati.<\/p>\n

-Stai a\u0219a, c\u0103 te repar\u0103m imediat.<\/p>\n

\u0218i merge so\u021bia s\u0103 ia un supozitor cu novocalmin, c\u0103 ea e tinichigiul \u0219ef la service-ul de copii.<\/p>\n

\u00centre timp, bag\u0103 \u0219i o bor\u00e2tur\u0103, ca s\u0103 fie treaba-treab\u0103.<\/p>\n

– Repar\u0103-m\u0103, tati !<\/p>\n

-O s\u0103 m\u0103 ascul\u021bi, tati?<\/p>\n

-Da,o s\u0103 te ascult.<\/p>\n

Se repar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u021ba.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 care \u00eencepe:<\/p>\n

-Vreau iar\u0103\u0219i la marea unde ne ustur\u0103.<\/p>\n

Vreau \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103. Vreau cartofi pr\u0103ji\u021bi.<\/p>\n

-Ai spus c\u0103 m\u0103 ascul\u021bi.<\/p>\n

-Dar vreau…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ziua 1. Marea mor\u021bilor m\u0103-sii din Middle East , ora Zulu \u0219i ceva. Stau pe un scaun de plastic pe care am platit 10 \u0219ekeli…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10944,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,2242,571,1],"tags":[477,1940],"class_list":["post-10942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-israel-de-vacanta","category-life-log","category-uncategorized","tag-cu-copii","tag-de-vacanta"],"views":2311,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_20180330_170315685-01-1.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2Qu","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10942"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10948,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10942\/revisions\/10948"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}