{"id":11089,"date":"2018-04-13T06:55:39","date_gmt":"2018-04-13T04:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11089"},"modified":"2018-04-13T07:03:50","modified_gmt":"2018-04-13T05:03:50","slug":"sfinte-taxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11089","title":{"rendered":"Sfinte taxi"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Uber probabil c-o s\u0103 fie, \u00eencet-incet, u\u0219ui\u021bi<\/a> din Europa. Dac\u0103 nu pun pe strad\u0103 mai repede ma\u0219inile care se conduc singure. In Rom\u00e2nia probabil c\u0103 e mai greu, c\u0103 se pare c\u0103 au \u00een\u021beles cum e cu influen\u021ba \u0219i \u0219paga ( aka, vezi conducerea lor ).<\/p>\n

Ceea ce e de bine. Probabil.<\/p>\n

Ieri, dup\u0103 ce am dus rabla in service am chemat Uber.<\/p>\n

M-au min\u021bit c\u0103 vine \u00een 3 minute. C\u00e2nd mai era un minut a anulat \u0219oferul cursa. Nici nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 pot face asta. Ok, a zis aplica\u021bia c\u0103 mi-a g\u0103sit un Uber select, la 6 minute distan\u021b\u0103, pentru care pl\u0103tesc tot ca la UberX. Ooo, \u0219mecherie, m\u0103 duc acas\u0103 \u00een Passat ( da’, \u0103sta e “select” \u00een \u021bara asta de Loganuri ) . Am a\u0219teptat 4 minute \u0219i a dat \u0219i \u0103la drop sau ceva. \u00cemi ar\u0103ta altul la 11 minute.<\/p>\n

B\u0103i, ce pula mea facem aici, bambilici?<\/p>\n

\u0218i m-am urcat \u00een primul taxi care trecea prin fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i oprise \u00een ambuteiaj.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a, ca nesim\u021bitul ( de data asta, nu glumesc). Am deschis u\u0219a, aia din fa\u021b\u0103, m-am urcat, m-am a\u0219ezat pe scaun, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 zic nici bun\u0103 ziua, nici futu-te \u00een cur \u0219i:<\/p>\n

-M\u0103 duce\u021bi \u0219i pe mine, p\u00e2n\u0103 la XXX, v\u0103 rog?<\/p>\n

S\u0103 fie mul\u021bumit c\u0103 am folosit “v\u0103 rog” \u0219i ton de \u00eentrebare.<\/p>\n

M-am apropiat a\u0219a de \u0219ofer, ca s\u0103 \u00eel privesc \u00een ochi de la 15 cm distan\u021b\u0103. Aveam ochelarii in buzunar, altfel efectul e c\u0103 poate primesc una \u00eentre ei.<\/p>\n

-Eh, v\u0103 duc, dom’ne , unde vre\u021bi.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a am decis eu brusc, cu de la mine putere, c\u0103 merit\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjosesc \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 port cu specia asta, cumva nu cum m-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat mama acas\u0103. Ia mai d\u0103-i \u00een pula mea.<\/p>\n

A mers. In sensul c\u0103 m-a dus.<\/p>\n

Acuma, partea proast\u0103 e c\u0103 acolo \u00een rabla aia pe locul din fa\u021b\u0103, unde nu stau de obicei, miroasea a fum de \u021bigar\u0103 ( bujdigai ) , transpira\u021bie coclit\u0103 ,a jeg impregnat \u0219i era o dezordine exemplar\u0103. Plm, omul avea un Bucure\u0219ti mic \u00een\u0103untru. Plus geamurile inchise, pula aer condi\u021bionat, iar\u00a0 ma\u0219ina – o troaca de sim\u021beam fiecare groap\u0103 \u00een colon. \u0218i , ho-ho-ho, slav\u0103 Domnului (doamnei Firea, mai exact ) din astea avem destule.<\/p>\n

Nu am mai urcat \u00een taxi de vreo 6 luni. Cred c\u0103 m-am dezobi\u0219nuit eu, sau \u0103\u0219tia sunt \u00een deriv\u0103.<\/p>\n

….<\/p>\n

Alternativ, c\u00e2nd am fost s\u0103 iau ma\u0219ina \u00eenapoi, am chemat Uber de acas\u0103. A venit. Am plecat cu laptopul deschis \u0219i a\u0219a am urcat in el. Curat, frumos mirositor , cu aer condi\u021bionat de geam l\u0103sat ( bun \u0219i a\u0219a ) \u0219i am putut lucra p\u00e2n\u0103 am ajuns la destina\u021bie, nederanjat. Tot Logan. Dar mai nou.<\/p>\n

Cam asta e diferen\u021ba.<\/p>\n

Nu, s\u0103 fiu cinstit. Diferen\u021ba era c\u0103 \u00een jegul ma\u0219inii lui taximetristul \u0219tia, b\u0103i,\u00a0 toate drumule\u021bele f\u0103r\u0103 naviga\u021bie, nici nu intra pe din alea unde r\u0103m\u00e2i \u00een\u021bepenit. Jos p\u0103l\u0103ria aici. \u0218oferul de uber mergea cu naviga\u021bia, care l-a dus fix pe unde m-a dus \u0219i pe mine \u0219i a r\u0103mas \u0219i el de dou\u0103 ori \u00een\u021bepenit, deh ma\u0219in\u0103 mai mic\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Uber probabil c-o s\u0103 fie, \u00eencet-incet, u\u0219ui\u021bi din Europa. Dac\u0103 nu pun pe strad\u0103 mai repede ma\u0219inile care se conduc singure. In Rom\u00e2nia probabil c\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11088,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[148,1],"tags":[2437],"class_list":["post-11089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-taxi-servicii-impecabile","category-uncategorized","tag-taxi-vs-uber"],"views":2375,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_20180412_085644827_HDR-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2SR","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11089"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11100,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11089\/revisions\/11100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}