{"id":11186,"date":"2018-04-19T21:53:30","date_gmt":"2018-04-19T19:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11186"},"modified":"2018-04-20T08:37:51","modified_gmt":"2018-04-20T06:37:51","slug":"o-multifunctionala-de-retea-si-un-copil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11186","title":{"rendered":"O multifunc\u021bional\u0103 de re\u021bea \u0219i un copil"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Ha-ha-ha, hi-hi-hi, a\u021bi r\u00e2s de mine c\u0103 ce fac cu ditai m\u0103g\u0103oaia pe birou <a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=10744#comment-12033\">care-mi stric\u0103 tot fengshui-ul<\/a> \u0219i altele. Adic\u0103 asta.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 1920px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180310_143516230-01.jpeg\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1440\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Imprimanta<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu v-am luat \u00een seam\u0103, eu mereu \u0219tiu ce am de f\u0103cut \u0219i sunt surd \u0219i cu ochelari de cal cand \u00eemi zic doi c\u0103-s beat.<\/p>\n<p>Vine vremea sa bag orele \u0219i cheltuielile in sistem , sa fac\u0103 oamenii \u0103\u0219tia la care lucrez plata.<\/p>\n<p>Am fost luna trecut\u0103 \u00een Stockholm , iar dup\u0103 nu am stat de scanat bonuri \u0219i marcat cheltuieli c\u0103 am plecat \u00een Israel , iar dup\u0103 nu mai \u0219tiu ce am avut de f\u0103cut&#8230; dar au r\u0103mas \u0103lea capsate pe 2 coli A4, iar eu acum sunt la \u021bar\u0103 de la \u00eenceputul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii care este .<\/p>\n<p>Ce s\u0103 fac, ce s\u0103 fac, c\u0103 doar nu merg la bucure\u0219ti pentru asta.<\/p>\n<p>La Bucure\u0219ti e un copil \u0219coler \u0219i cu bunica lui.<\/p>\n<p>Sunt bunica, cer s\u0103-mi dea copchilul la tilifon \u0219i-ncep:<\/p>\n<p>-Tati, cauta \u00een sertarul meu dup\u0103 dou\u0103 coli cu bonuri capsate.<\/p>\n<p>Gase\u0219te copilul \u0219i \u00eentreb ce scrie:<\/p>\n<p>-Hyundai&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Nu alea. Caut\u0103 \u00een dulapul de sub.<\/p>\n<p>Gaseste copilul \u0219i \u00eentreb ce scrie.<\/p>\n<p>-GWR.<\/p>\n<p>-Mnu cred. po\u021bi s\u0103 vezi data?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 2017.04..<\/p>\n<p>-Nu. Trebuie s\u0103 fie\u00a0 din 2018.<\/p>\n<p>Mai caut\u0103 \u0219i g\u0103se\u0219te foile cu pricina.<\/p>\n<p>-Perfect. Ia-le mergi la imprimant\u0103, porne\u0219te-o \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 se ini\u021bializeze \u0219i a\u0219eaz\u0103 foaia cu scrisul \u00een jos&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-Dup\u0103 care, ape\u0219i pe s\u0103geata din dreapta ( e cu touch screen) p\u00e2n\u0103 ajungi la scan to FTP.<\/p>\n<p>-Mmm, v\u0103d Scan to Network.<\/p>\n<p>-Foarte bun, apas\u0103 pe \u0103la\u00a0 \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 scrie acolo \u201dCATALINX\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>-Da.<\/p>\n<p>-Apas\u0103 pe CATALINX \u0219i\u00a0 spune-mi dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi apare un buton verde \u00een dreapta jos.<\/p>\n<p>-Apare.<\/p>\n<p>-Apas\u0103<\/p>\n<p>-Scrie ceva de \u201dfinished job&#8230; scan additional&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-Apas\u0103 \u201dNo\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Apas\u0103 copilul iar eu deja pot s\u0103 v\u0103d ce a scanat.<\/p>\n<p>Ii spun ca nu a asezat bine foaia \u0219i-s bonurile suprapuse \u0219i-i spun cum s\u0103 o mai aranjeze \u201dencore une fois\u201d. Aranjeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 minute am <em>docomentele.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Momentul \u0103la \u00een care m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 exist\u0103 Mastercard ca s\u0103 mi-l umple suedejii :).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha-ha-ha, hi-hi-hi, a\u021bi r\u00e2s de mine c\u0103 ce fac cu ditai m\u0103g\u0103oaia pe birou care-mi stric\u0103 tot fengshui-ul \u0219i altele. Adic\u0103 asta. Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10741,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,571,500,229],"tags":[2459,894,2457,2458],"class_list":["post-11186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-administrare-it","category-life-log","category-self","category-tech","tag-copil","tag-lexmark","tag-multifunctional-de-retea","tag-scan-over-network"],"views":2194,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/IMG_20180310_143516230-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2Uq","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11186"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11212,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11186\/revisions\/11212"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}