

{"id":11230,"date":"2018-04-23T19:40:41","date_gmt":"2018-04-23T17:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11230"},"modified":"2018-04-23T19:42:48","modified_gmt":"2018-04-23T17:42:48","slug":"semnalizare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11230","title":{"rendered":"Semnalizare"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Ma sui in graba in r\u0103bl\u0103ciune,\u00a0 am zece minute s\u0103 ajung s\u0103 m\u0103-nt\u00e2lnesc cu un un colegamic. Nu-i\u00a0 pe bune asa de mare grab\u0103, da&#8217; atunci avem timp amandoi.<\/p>\n<p>Bag picioru&#8217; in acceleratie, sa dau naravas cu spatele, si-l scot, ca mi-aduc aminte ca n-am camera de marsarier. Ok, ma asigur, ies batraneste cu gatul sucit si ochii azvarliti printre oglinzi si ii dau talpoanca ca-n fata vad, ce dracu&#8217; , drumul meu inainte trece printr-o uzina renumita, iar acolo e paradit de nu poti sa mergi cu mai mult de 5-10 la ora ( da, stiu puteam sa merg pe jos, dar fac 20 de minute in loc de 8 ).<\/p>\n<p>Acolo tre&#8217; sa-ncetinesc, dar pana atunci acu-n dreapta pe toti cei 125 de metri.\u00a0 Vad un Megane parcat pe margine ca semnalizeaza sa intre pe strada. Face stanga. Banuiesc ca ma asteapta, dar nu; intra direct in fata mea sinucigas. Franez, na, il las pe om, o fi mai grabit ca mine. Ma opresc in scartait de roti la vreo 3-4 metri si se opreste si el in fata mea.<\/p>\n<p>Se uita la mine cu amandoua mainile si\u00a0 vorbeste si din gura si din limbajul surdomutilor, dar nu-nteleg nimic, ca am geamurile inchise, urechile infundate, iar limbajul semnelor nu prea-l cunosc. Nu dupa ce m-am trezit azinoapte la 1:30 ( dupa ce m-am culcat la 23) sa lucrez si era asa circa 14:00.\u00a0 Il las pe om vreo 15 secunde sa termine si ma uit cumva ca la poarta noua. Cand termina, imi imaginez ca pleaca si\u00a0 dau sa plec si eu. dar nu, intoarce masina pe contrasens, iar cand ajunge in dreptul geamului meu imi face semnul universal de coborat geamul, pe asta il stiu, chit ca am buton, nu cremaliera. Cobor sa vad ce-l supara pe om. Poate pot sa il ajut cu ceva, cum ar fi\u00a0 o cheie de roti in freza.<\/p>\n<p>-Bai idiotule , era sa dai peste mine!<\/p>\n<p>-Asa este.<\/p>\n<p>-Pai nu te uiti?<\/p>\n<p>-Ba da, ca de aia nu am dat.<\/p>\n<p>-Pai nu ai vazut ca am semnalizat?<\/p>\n<p>-Ba da.\u00a0 Am crezut ca astepti sa trec din moment ce iesi din parcare, nu?<\/p>\n<p>-Pai da&#8217; tu\u00a0 nu ai invatat, ba baiatule,\u00a0 sa semnalizezi?<\/p>\n<p>-Mai exact ce sa semnalizez?<\/p>\n<p>-Pai directia. Schimbarea de directie.<\/p>\n<p>-Pai nu e clar ca EU merg inainte si nu schimb directia?<\/p>\n<p>( Se uita la numerele de inmatriculare &#8211; de VL)<\/p>\n<p>-Pai tu nu stii, ba, ca drumul\u00a0 asta face stanga ?<\/p>\n<p>-Al meu nu. Mai exact, ce ar trebui\u00a0 sa semnalizez, daca merg inainte?<\/p>\n<p>-Pai daca drumul face stanga si tu nu faci stanga, semnalizezi!<\/p>\n<p>-Am inteles, multumesc. O zi buna!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11231\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=11231#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/semnalizare.png\" data-orig-size=\"793,771\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"semnalizare\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/semnalizare.png\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11231\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/semnalizare.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"793\" height=\"771\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/semnalizare.png 793w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/semnalizare-300x292.png 300w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/semnalizare-768x747.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 793px) 100vw, 793px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma sui in graba in r\u0103bl\u0103ciune,\u00a0 am zece minute s\u0103 ajung s\u0103 m\u0103-nt\u00e2lnesc cu un un colegamic. Nu-i\u00a0 pe bune asa de mare grab\u0103, da&#8217;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244,104],"tags":[2471],"class_list":["post-11230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","category-rabla","tag-semnalizare-de-mers-inainte"],"views":5310,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/carsignaling.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2V8","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11230"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11238,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11230\/revisions\/11238"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}