{"id":11249,"date":"2018-04-24T14:11:26","date_gmt":"2018-04-24T12:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11249"},"modified":"2018-04-24T19:23:10","modified_gmt":"2018-04-24T17:23:10","slug":"%f0%9f%92%93-tarom-catre-parisorasul-grevelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11249","title":{"rendered":"💓 Tarom. C\u0103tre Paris, ora\u0219ul grevelor"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Bine, eu merg la Orleans.<\/p>\n

Ia, s\u0103 le fac astora un pic de publicitate moca, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu dau faliment.<\/p>\n

Ieri se lauda un amic c\u0103 s-a f\u0103r\u00e2mat agregatul care trebuia s\u0103 \u00eel zboare p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Frankfurt \u0219i a \u00eent\u00e2rziat a\u0219a vreo juma’ de zi, nu mult.<\/p>\n

Mdeh. I-am dat frumos link cu drepturile pasagerului sup\u0103rat \u0219i hint de firm\u0103 care \u00eel poate ajuta s\u0103 \u00eei stoarc\u0103 pe \u0103ia de bani \u0219i m-am preg\u0103tit, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-mi cruci cu limba, s\u0103 zbor \u0219i eu azi cu ei, dac\u0103 Fraier France sunt grevi\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

Sunt \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een aer la ora asta, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u0219esc articolul am s\u0103 cobor.<\/p>\n

Avionul e cum le \u0219tiu, nu au schimbat mare lucru, dar au f\u0103cut ni\u0219te chestiu\u021be interesante. N-or avea ei bani de sisteme media cu ecrane \u00een tetier\u0103, ca Turkish Airlines ( Nici AF nu au pe zborul spre Paris) , dar au pus o chestie “AirFI” , ceva wifi la bord. Nu, nu te po\u021bi da pe net, din p\u0103cate. E o re\u021bea local\u0103, \u00een schimb, unde vezi un film, cite\u0219ti un ziar , sau o revist\u0103 , sau te joci chestii stupide.<\/p>\n

Bravo lor, asta e un hack ieftin \u0219i util.<\/p>\n

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\u0103, dar cel mai mi\u0219to in avioanele \u0103stora e presurizarea la bord. Absolut superB. At\u00e2ta m-au futut anul trecut aia cu care am zburat la Copenhaga \u0219i anul asta zborurile in Suedia \u0219i \u0103la din Israel, c\u0103 nu credeam c\u0103 mai scap de urechi \u00eenfundate ( otit\u0103 stereo ) . Nici ieri nu \u00eemi revenisem, \u00een pula mea.<\/p>\n

Handicapa\u021bii dracului, ca s\u0103 economiseasc\u0103 benzin\u0103, <\/i>zboar\u0103 mai sus \u0219i pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce e\u0219ti mai sus trebuie s\u0103 depresurizezi mai mult avionul, dar asta nu e tot. La aterizare \u0219i la decolare au traseu de zici c\u0103 sunt rachete, \u00een pula mea. Presupun c\u0103 la aterizare opresc motoarele \u0219i-l las\u0103 s\u0103 pice, sau ceva. C\u0103 prea m\u0103 doare.<\/p>\n

Eh, \u0103\u0219tia de la Tarot nu-s a\u0219a . La \u0103\u0219tia nu simt nimic. Nici nu mai am urechile \u00eenfundate, m\u0103 simt ca-n tren. Buni \u0219oferi.<\/p>\n

Sper s\u0103 fie grev\u0103 \u0219i joi, c\u0103 altfel m\u0103 \u00eentorc cu AF, iar \u0103ia m\u0103 zboar\u0103 de zici c\u0103 m\u0103 arunc\u0103 cu pra\u0219tia.<\/p>\n

*Ah, ce \u00eemi place \u00een zborul spre Paris, de fiecare dat\u0103, e c\u0103, nefiind una din destina\u021biile curente ale rom\u00e2nilor care o ard la heirup \u0219i heisparg prin vest, nu simt c\u0103 am nimerit \u00een avionul condamna\u021bilor .<\/p>\n

Nici c\u0103tre Stockholm nu e a\u0219a, dar ca s\u0103 ajung acolo trebuie s\u0103 plec c\u0103tre un aeroport din Germania, care-i \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t ok, sau Polonia, unde-i a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a, mai ascund gagicile, care dracu’ \u0219tie ce caut\u0103 pe ruta asta, impresia c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00een avion cu echipele na\u021bionale de rache\u021bi ale ambelor \u021b\u0103ri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bine, eu merg la Orleans. Ia, s\u0103 le fac astora un pic de publicitate moca, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu dau faliment. Ieri se lauda un amic c\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11247,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[434,82,576,1],"tags":[2475,2474,1825,524],"class_list":["post-11249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-despre-munca","category-prin-lume","category-tarom","category-uncategorized","tag-depresurizare","tag-otita","tag-servicii","tag-tarom"],"views":1953,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/screenshot_20180424-1032411869779281.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2Vr","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11250,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11249\/revisions\/11250"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}