{"id":11391,"date":"2018-05-02T17:44:40","date_gmt":"2018-05-02T15:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11391"},"modified":"2018-05-02T18:02:56","modified_gmt":"2018-05-02T16:02:56","slug":"masini-pe-plaja-pudibonderia-romanilor-frumosi-si-verzi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11391","title":{"rendered":"Ma\u0219ini pe plaj\u0103: Pudibonderia rom\u00e2nilor frumo\u0219i si verzi"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Articolul e inspirat de o \u0219tire de can-can din\u00a0 Digi24<\/strong><\/a>,<\/strong> care a c\u0103p\u0103tat mult mai mult\u0103 aten\u021bie dec\u00e2t merit\u0103, tocmai datorit\u0103 spiritului pudibond degrab\u0103 ap\u0103r\u0103tor de \u201dplanet\u0103\u201d, rom\u00e2nesc.<\/p>\n

Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd se mai \u00eempotmole\u0219te c\u00e2te unul cu ma\u0219ia pe plaj\u0103, o parcheaz\u0103 \u00een mare<\/a>, cum zice Radu \u0219i ajunge la \u0219tiri, pentru c\u0103 \u201da\u0219a ceva…\u201d.<\/p>\n

Acum ceva vreme s-a dat o lege cu privire la interzicerea accesului cu masina pe plajele\u00a0 utilizate \u00een scop turistic,\u00a0<\/strong> b\u0103i populime,\u00a0 \u00een Romania, care se sanc\u021bioneaz\u0103 cu amend\u0103\u00a0 p\u00e2n\u0103 la 20k lei.<\/p>\n

Din p\u0103cate, legea aia era necesar\u0103, c\u0103 a\u0219a sunt rom\u00e2nii, porci. Ar fi in stare s\u0103 treac\u0103 cu ma\u0219ina peste prosopul t\u0103u de plaj\u0103 doar ca s\u0103 ajung\u0103 ei \u00een buza m\u0103rii.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 s-a futut distrac\u021bia pentru toat\u0103 lumea.\u00a0 Plajele care nu-s utilizate \u00een mod turistic, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, sunt rezerva\u021bie naturala – nici acolo n-ai voie cu ma\u0219ina sau cu cortul, dar e amenda mai mic\u0103 :), c\u0103 habitatul animalelor nu e a\u0219a de important ca cel al oamenilor.<\/p>\n

De ce zic c\u0103 s-a futut distrac\u021bia pentru toat\u0103 lumea?<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103, spre deosebire de ce cred to\u021bi exorci\u0219tii de ma\u0219ini pe plaj\u0103 , \u00een restul lumii e cam permis\u00a0 s\u0103 mergi cu ma\u0219ina pe malul m\u0103rii, acolo unde\u00a0 spa\u021biul \u00eeti permite. Evident c\u0103 nu pe plajele amenajate, printre umbrele \u0219i prosoape, ci pe cele mai s\u0103lbatice.\u00a0 Iar lumea vine \u0219i face inclusiv off-road pe plaj\u0103, \u0219i pe buza m\u0103rii, la fel cum merg printre st\u00e2nci sau pe vaduri de ap\u0103, pasiona\u021bii de off-road. \u0218i nu v\u0103d, b\u0103i de ce ar fi o problem\u0103, at\u00e2t timp c\u00e2t nu deranjeaz\u0103 efectiv pe altcineva. Nu m\u0103 lua\u021bi cu poluarea, ca pot dovedi cum o adun\u0103tur\u0103 de 1000 de nesp\u0103la\u021bi, care se pi\u0219\u0103 \u00een mare \u0219i se dau cu creme solare,\u00a0 polueaz\u0103 apa mai tare dec\u00e2t\u00a0 un BMW X5.<\/p>\n

Da’ a\u0219a-i rom\u00e2nul. El nu-n\u021belege probleme de substan\u021b\u0103.\u00a0 El vede un hipste-cocalar cu un BMW X5 cu volan pe dreapta care incearc\u0103 marea cu degetul \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne impotmolit \u0219i doar aia vede.\u00a0 Aaaa, ma\u0219in\u0103 pe plaj\u0103 = cocalar.\u00a0 Amend\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103! Ce pula mea, ce s\u0103 caute ma\u0219inile pe plaja?<\/p>\n

Un fel de sa omor\u00e2m homosexualii.<\/p>\n

Acum, nu-i \u021bin eu parte nefericitului, poate \u0103la chiar deranja pe cineva, poate zona aia era populata cu \u0219ezloange sau era foarte aproape de oameni, p\u00e2n\u0103 una alta legea e lege, a \u00eenc\u0103lcat-o, treaba lui, se descurc\u0103.\u00a0 Adic\u0103 e o contraven\u021bie, s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem.<\/p>\n

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OUG nr 19\/2006<\/p>\n

Art. 7. \u2013
\n\u00cen vederea protec\u021biei turi\u0219tilor, pe plajele litoralului M\u0103rii Negre\u00a0utilizate \u00een scop turistic\u00a0<\/strong>se interzic:
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\nb) circula\u021bia sau sta\u021bionarea vehiculelor, cu excep\u021bia celor care asigur\u0103 interven\u021bii operative \u0219i a utilajelor de \u00eentre\u021binere a plajelor.<\/p>\n

Art. 8
\nConstituie contraven\u021bie \u0219i se sanc\u021bioneaz\u0103 cu amend\u0103 cuprins\u0103 \u00eentre 10.000 lei (RON) \u0219i 20.000 lei (RON) s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219irea de c\u0103tre persoane fizice sau juridice a urm\u0103toarelor fapte:
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\nk) circula\u021bia sau sta\u021bionarea autovehiculelor pe plaj\u0103, cu excep\u021bia celor care asigur\u0103 interven\u021bii operative \u0219i a utilajelor de \u00eentre\u021binere a plajelor;<\/p>\n

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Dar \u00eemi curge u\u0219or scuipat din gur\u0103 c\u00e2nd v\u0103d reac\u021bia medieval\u0103 de huooooo! Moarte ma\u0219inilor de pe plaj\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103!<\/p>\n

Pula mea, m\u0103i copii, poate tre’ s\u0103 mai vede\u021b’ \u0219i voi lumea, a\u0219 zice!<\/p>\n

USA, Florida, Daytona Beach.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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USA, New Jersey, North Brigantine<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Australia, Adelaide, Aldinga Beach<\/strong><\/p>\n

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New Zealand, Northland, Ninety miles Beach<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Grecia, Toroni,<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ceea ce vreau sa va spun , bai castra\u021bilor, e ca unora ne mai place s\u0103 ne \u0219i distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n

\u0218i da, mai r\u0103m\u00e2i cu rabla \u00een nisip, sau \u00een mare. Se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u0219i e ok. \u00cemi ia marea ma\u0219ina c\u0103-s idiot \u0219i-am for\u021bat nota? P\u0103i, plm, presupun c\u0103-i pl\u0103tit\u0103 din banii mei, nu? Am s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc \u0219i scoaterea epavei \u0219i ce mai cost\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Intre timp prin Bucure\u0219ti se circul\u0103 doar cu Euro 11 \u0219i e plin de tesle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Articolul e inspirat de o \u0219tire de can-can din\u00a0 Digi24, care a c\u0103p\u0103tat mult mai mult\u0103 aten\u021bie dec\u00e2t merit\u0103, tocmai datorit\u0103 spiritului pudibond degrab\u0103 ap\u0103r\u0103tor…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11398,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136],"tags":[2510],"class_list":["post-11391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-civilisation","tag-beach-driving"],"views":1984,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/bmwsurf.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2XJ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11391"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11402,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11391\/revisions\/11402"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}