{"id":11441,"date":"2018-05-06T11:20:57","date_gmt":"2018-05-06T09:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11441"},"modified":"2018-05-06T11:20:57","modified_gmt":"2018-05-06T09:20:57","slug":"mospilati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11441","title":{"rendered":"Mospila\u021bi?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Mospil\u0103m, M\u0103ria ta. \u0218tiu de c\u0103cat, dar alt\u0103 formul\u0103 mai bun\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc la ora asta. C\u0103 de ce nu?<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 m\u0103 dor ochii din cap.<\/p>\n<p>Am stropit ieri merii \u0219i gazonul cu Mospilan.<\/p>\n<p>De ce (2)?<\/p>\n<p>De asta merii.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11439\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=11439\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180505_004255274-021842370601.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1440,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_20180505_004255274-021842370601.jpeg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180505_004255274-021842370601-768x1024.jpeg\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-11439 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180505_004255274-021842370601.jpeg\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180505_004255274-021842370601.jpeg 1440w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180505_004255274-021842370601-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180505_004255274-021842370601-768x1024.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1440px) 100vw, 1440px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Iarba pentru c\u0103 sunt mai mul\u021bi \u021b\u00e2n\u021bari ascun\u0219i acolo dec\u00e2t \u00een \u021b\u0103rile cu malarie. \u0218i c\u0103pu\u0219i. Nu am v\u0103zut, dar am auzit c\u0103 e invazie.<\/p>\n<p>Treaba e c\u0103 acum c\u0103 ud iarba st\u0103 ea mai verde, dar stau \u0219i mon\u0219trii ierbii ascun\u0219i acolo.<\/p>\n<p>Eh, \u0219i mi s-a stricat atomizorul. Nu mai porne\u0219te. R\u00e2deam acum o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de un amic nervos, c\u0103 i se stricase al lui \u0219i d\u0103duse parc\u0103 1500 de lei pe unul nou de la Stihl.<\/p>\n<p>Eu am o chinez\u0103rie rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, Hercules 100. In fine. Nu am achiesat la ideea de scump \u0219i bun, mi-am luat o   pomp\u0103 de stropit de um\u0103r, din plastic.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-am mospilat. Am avut eu ceva masc\u0103 pe figur\u0103 \u0219i ni\u0219te ochelari, dar au trecut vapori prin ei \u0219i acum m\u0103 doaaareee.<\/p>\n<p>Unde dracu&#8217; g\u0103sesc ni\u0219te ochelari mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii&#8230;\u0219i cum arat\u0103 unii ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mospil\u0103m, M\u0103ria ta. \u0218tiu de c\u0103cat, dar alt\u0103 formul\u0103 mai bun\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc la ora asta. C\u0103 de ce nu? C\u0103 m\u0103 dor ochii din&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11440,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[675,614,571,500,1],"tags":[2516,409],"class_list":["post-11441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-agro","category-bio","category-life-log","category-self","category-uncategorized","tag-mospilan","tag-tantari"],"views":2446,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/images-1.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-2Yx","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11441\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}