{"id":11463,"date":"2018-05-09T17:11:19","date_gmt":"2018-05-09T15:11:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11463"},"modified":"2018-05-09T17:12:47","modified_gmt":"2018-05-09T15:12:47","slug":"gluma-2018-cu-cirese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11463","title":{"rendered":"Gluma 2018 cu cirese"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Pentru ca sunt unul dintre putinii oameni care mai are siteul in picioare prin Romania (am citit la <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zoso.ro\/intampla-webfactor\/\">zoso<\/a> c-ar fi ceva gen 20k clienti afectati la webfactor faliment srl) si pentru ca ma dadura astia afara din vpn-ul de munca imi permit sa fac o aroganta scurta cu cirese, ca am auzit ca <a href=\"https:\/\/www.digi24.ro\/stiri\/actualitate\/pana-la-100-de-lei-kilogramul-de-cirese-in-piete-923699\">ar fi scumpe<\/a> si anul asta. 100 de lei kilu&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Cum nu are lumea ce citi citi\u021bi \u0219i c\u0103caturi din astea p\u00e2n\u0103 revin celelalte site-uri cu c\u0103caturi.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11467\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=11467#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180509_175020578495064319.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_20180509_175020578495064319.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180509_175020578495064319-1024x768.jpg\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-11467 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180509_175020578495064319.jpg\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180509_175020578495064319.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180509_175020578495064319-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180509_175020578495064319-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_20180509_175020578495064319-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2000px) 100vw, 2000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bine, glume de oameni saraci, dar orisicat. Am mancat un pahar intreg , a cules sotia o galeata, deci presupun ca anul asta-mi mai cumpar macar o garsoniera, asta daca nu le numar si pe cele din pom.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11468\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=11468#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00001654418925.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"747,1328\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img-20180509-wa00001654418925.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00001654418925-576x1024.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11468\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00001654418925.jpg\" width=\"747\" height=\"1328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00001654418925.jpg 747w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00001654418925-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00001654418925-576x1024.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 747px) 100vw, 747px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11469\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=11469#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00011423092470.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"747,1328\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img-20180509-wa00011423092470.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00011423092470-576x1024.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11469\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00011423092470.jpg\" width=\"747\" height=\"1328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00011423092470.jpg 747w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00011423092470-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img-20180509-wa00011423092470-576x1024.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 747px) 100vw, 747px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hai, s-aveti pofta. #cherryporn<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru ca sunt unul dintre putinii oameni care mai are siteul in picioare prin Romania (am citit la zoso c-ar fi ceva gen 20k 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