{"id":11471,"date":"2018-05-10T08:06:31","date_gmt":"2018-05-10T06:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11471"},"modified":"2018-05-10T12:26:28","modified_gmt":"2018-05-10T10:26:28","slug":"taxi-2018-05-pretul-corect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11471","title":{"rendered":"Taxi 2018\/05. Pre\u021bul corect"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Trebuie sa ma apuc de munc\u0103, dar nu ma las\u0103 creierul, \u0219i daca tot ma trage\u00a0 la procrastinare ( ur\u00e2t cuv\u00e2nt)\u00a0 hai s\u0103 povestesc una mic\u0103 de mar\u021bi. Acum am timp, na.<\/p>\n

Am fost s\u0103 m\u00e2zg\u0103lesc ni\u0219te semn\u0103turi la un notariat, pe ni\u0219te \u00eemputerniciri pentru firma de contabilitate care m\u0103 reprezint\u0103, s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 un S.R.L. d-\u0103sta de IT\u0219ti. Alt\u0103 poveste \u0219i cu aia, c\u00e2nd mai am timp.<\/p>\n

\u0218i eram a\u0219a, la dus am chemat un Uber, am plecat cu laptopul deschis,\u00a0 \u00a0am intrat \u00eentr-un fel de \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 – mult spus, lucram conectat cu colegii mei care lucrau \u0219i ei pe partea lor. Am ajuns la biroul notarial cu laptopul deschis – imaginagina\u021bi-v\u0103 un om care\u00a0 merge \u0219i apas\u0103 taste la laptop. Un fel de \u0103ia cu capul \u00een telefon, varianta hiperbolizat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ajung \u00een birou las laptopul \u00een dreapta, facem ce e de f\u0103cut ( am zis, alt\u0103 poveste) \u0219i plec hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 iau alt Uber , repede, c\u0103 iar trebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 conectez audio.\u00a0 Dar Uberul nu \u021bine cu mine. Nu at\u00e2t din pricina\u00a0 c\u0103 nu g\u0103seam ma\u0219in\u0103 la timp, c\u00e2t c\u0103 nu m\u0103 ar\u0103ta harta unde eram pozi\u021bionat, ci altundeva. Eram pe la Unirii (Bucure\u0219ti).\u00a0 Cu ochii lungi, num\u0103r\u00e2nd minute, \u0219i ne\u0219tiind unde pula mea s\u0103 m\u0103 duc s\u0103-ncep conferin\u021ba vie\u021bii, v\u0103d un taxi\u00a0 \u201dpe verde\u201d de la Leone. Fac cu m\u00e2na, fr\u00e2neaz\u0103 brusc.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 de la distan\u021b\u0103 \u201dunde merge\u021bi?\u201d. \u00cei spun \u0219i zice c\u0103 m\u0103 duce, s\u0103 urc repede c\u0103 \u00eencurc\u0103 circula\u021bia acolo. A\u0219a e , o \u00eencurca.<\/p>\n

Urc repede, \u00eemi cade portofelul din m\u00e2na \u00een care nu aveam laptopul, sub ma\u0219in\u0103, m\u0103 aplec, m\u0103 lungesc \u0219i \u00eel recuperez.<\/p>\n

\u201dPlec\u0103m\u201d \u00een tromb\u0103, \u00eemi vine u\u0219a peste m\u00e2n\u0103, m\u0103 doare, o \u00eenchid. Dupa 10 metri ne oprim \u00een aglomera\u021bie \u0219i \u00eencepe taximetristul s\u0103 se vaite :<\/p>\n

-Ah, e cam departe unde mergi tu, eu trebuie s\u0103 ajung la Pope\u0219ti -Leordeni.<\/p>\n

-Pai, pute\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 duce\u021bi, sau nu? – eram preg\u0103tit s\u0103 cobor.<\/p>\n

-Ah, da, v\u0103 duc, sta\u021bi lini\u0219tit. Dar eu am scos \u201dZ\u201d-ul\u00a0 ( raportul de \u00eencheiere a zilei de lucru), uite e aparatul \u00eenchis, dai \u0219i tu ce vrei.<\/p>\n

Ur\u0103sc expresia asta \u0219i dac\u0103 nu aveam nevoie s\u0103 fiu \u00een ma\u0219ina aia, \u00een doi pa\u0219i eram jos (1).<\/p>\n

-Domnnule, mie spune\u021bi-mi c\u00e2\u021bi bani s\u0103 v\u0103 dau, c\u0103 nu e pe ce vreau eu.<\/p>\n

-C\u00e2t vrei, m\u0103, nene, la\u0219i \u0219i tu ce consideri!-\u00a0 vizibil afectat \u0219i umil.<\/p>\n

-Dac\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi c\u00e2t cost\u0103 \u0219i nu ave\u021bi nici ceas, opri\u021bi s\u0103 cobor.<\/p>\n

-35 de lei e bine?<\/p>\n

… bine o pul\u0103, am pl\u0103tit 16 la Uber pe dus, dar am zis deja c\u0103 aveam treab\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219ina lui(2).<\/p>\n

-E bine.<\/p>\n

-Ok,\u00a0 v\u0103 v\u0103d cu laptopul, v\u0103 pricepe\u021bi cu tehnologia?<\/p>\n

-Da, zic \u00eenfig\u00e2nd c\u0103\u0219tile in calculator.<\/p>\n

-Am \u0219i eu o…<\/p>\n

-\u00cemi cer scuze am un apel telefonic urgent, de aia aveam nevoie s\u0103 m\u0103 duce\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n

-A , sigur.<\/p>\n

\u0218i deschide geamul, c\u0103 nu erau dec\u00e2t 30 de grade afar\u0103, sau ceva, dup\u0103 care \u00ee\u0219i aprinde o \u021bigar\u0103 \u0219i\u00a0 m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 c\u0103 fumeaz\u0103. M-a\u0219 fi dat jos, dar…(3). M\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 mai mult c\u0103\u00a0 nu m\u0103 las\u0103 s\u0103 vorbesc vorba mea. \u00cei fac semn s\u0103 trag\u0103 \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n

-\u0218i turui \u00een englez\u0103 \u0219i-l tot v\u0103d cum se holbeaz\u0103 la mine \u0219i vorbe\u0219te \u00een mintea lui sc\u0103p\u00e2nd\u00a0 fr\u00e2nturi de cuvinte\u00a0 printre buze, rumeng\u00e2nd m\u0103runt.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd termin, aproape am ajuns acas\u0103, las c\u0103\u0219tile \u0219i \u00eel aud brutal, teatral:<\/p>\n

-S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 m-am \u00een\u0219elat! E mai departe dec\u00e2t credeam.<\/p>\n

Loca\u021bia unde merg e foarte cunoscut\u0103, iar distan\u021ba era foarte clar\u0103, v\u0103zuse clar pe gmapsul<\/em> de pe tableta din geam. M\u0103 uit la el \u0219i tac agresiv.<\/p>\n

– E pu\u021bin 35 de lei, e pu\u021bin! Tre’ s\u0103 mai dai ceva, spune jigodia,\u00a0 cu o min\u0103 de cer\u0219etor din Filantropica.<\/p>\n

-Ce s\u0103 fac\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee?<\/p>\n

Gata, treaba era terminat\u0103, acum aveam timp s\u0103 fiu oltean \u0219i \u021bigan , deci oltean\u00a0 get-beget. \u0218i zice:<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i eu mi-am calculat altfel.<\/p>\n

-B\u0103, nene, ia ascult\u0103-ma repede, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu ma enervez:<\/p>\n

Am \u00eenchis laptopul s\u0103 pot s\u0103-i fut una-n bot \u0219i s\u0103-i dau daun\u0103 total\u0103 dac\u0103 insist\u0103. Da, laptopul meu poate s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta, dup\u0103 care pot s\u0103 \u00eel deschid, s\u0103-l \u0219terg de s\u00e2nge\u00a0 \u0219i continui s\u0103 lucrez.<\/p>\n

-Te-ntrebai c\u00e2t cost\u0103 de vreo 3 ori p\u00e2n\u0103 plecar\u0103m?\u00a0 \u021ai spusei<\/em> (a\u0219a e oltene\u0219te corect)\u00a0 unde e, \u0219i te-ntrebai dac\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 duci?\u00a0 M\u0103 futu\u0219i la creieri s\u0103-\u021bi dau c\u00e2t vreau eu? Pai, hai, nu m\u0103 enerva acum, c\u0103 poate \u00ee\u021bi dau c\u00e2t vreau, c\u0103 eu\u00a0 nu vreau s\u0103-\u021bi dau nimic, c\u0103 fuma\u0219i l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, c\u0103 nu ai aer condi\u021bionat, da’ vrei trei\u0219’cinci de lei, ca Mercedesu’, de\u0219i la Uber m\u0103 cost\u0103(\u00een trecut) 15 lei acela\u0219i traseu, c\u00e2nd f\u0103cui drumul invers.<\/p>\n

-Ne-am \u00een\u021beles la 35, at\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi dau, c\u0103 eu sunt om de cuv\u00e2nt, nu ne c\u0103c\u0103m pe noi acum \u0219i nu e cazul s\u0103 fii neserios, c\u0103 dac\u0103 te luam la comand\u0103 nu f\u0103cea cursa asta nici juma’ de bani. Tu crezi c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu pre\u021burile la taxi \u0219i po\u021bi s\u0103-ntinzi gluma a\u0219a c\u00e2t vrei tu?<\/p>\n

-Gata, gata, ajunge, c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place cearta, \u00eemi dai at\u00e2t c\u00e2t am vorbit, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam \u0219i eu, c\u0103 poate mai merge de cinci lei, c\u0103 poate…<\/p>\n

-B\u0103i, sigur nu-\u021bi place cearta?<\/p>\n

-Ok.<\/p>\n

Tace o secund\u0103 apoi zice:<\/p>\n

-Am v\u0103zut c\u0103 vorbi\u021bi englez\u0103. ( no shit).<\/p>\n

-\u0218i te g\u00e2ndi\u0219i tu ( ia mai d\u0103-o \u00een mor\u021bii ei de polite\u021be pe banii mei, m\u0103) c\u0103 dac\u0103 vorbesc englez\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 faci o \u0219mecherie \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi bagi pula \u00een in\u021belegerea noastr\u0103 \u0219i \u00een cuv\u00e2ntul t\u0103u de mai devreme.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i da, c\u0103, eu mai aud oameni vorbind englez\u0103 a\u0219a \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, dar nu ca dumneavoastr\u0103. Parc\u0103 vorbi\u021bi altfel, nu\u00a0 v\u0103 b\u00e2lb\u0103i\u021bi, sun\u0103 cuvintele altfel.<\/p>\n

-Pai da, vorbesc repede c\u0103-s oltean.<\/p>\n

-V\u0103d, v\u0103d.<\/p>\n

-Dar nu \u00een\u021beleg care e leg\u0103tura, dac\u0103 vorbesc englez\u0103 e alt tarif? Dac\u0103 vorbeam \u0219i francez\u0103 cred c\u0103 deja nu-mi mai permiteam cursa.<\/p>\n

-Eee, nu. Auzi\u021bi?\u00a0 Uite, la tableta asta sunt literele de pe tastatura prea mici, \u0219ti\u021bi cum se fac mai mari?<\/p>\n

-Da. ( habar nu aveam )<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, m\u0103 pute\u021bi ajuta?<\/p>\n

Voiam s\u0103-i zic ceva de set\u0103ri, dar…<\/p>\n

-Desigur. 50 de lei!<\/p>\n

Lini\u0219te. Greieri.<\/p>\n

-Am ajuns, opri\u021bi unde pute\u021bi, pofti\u021bi 35 de lei.<\/p>\n

Scriu articolele \u0103stea ca s\u0103 \u00eemi aduc mie aminte \u0219i s\u0103 nu cread\u0103 careva c\u0103 poate serviciile de taxi s-au \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021bit \u00eentre timp, acum c\u0103 e concuren\u021b\u0103 de la Uber pe pia\u021b\u0103. Nu nene. Mai trebuie 10 de Uber \u0219i taxify, p\u00e2n\u0103 mor \u0103\u0219tia de foame sau se civilizeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

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