{"id":11528,"date":"2018-05-18T08:00:14","date_gmt":"2018-05-18T06:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11528"},"modified":"2018-05-18T14:01:35","modified_gmt":"2018-05-18T12:01:35","slug":"operatiunea-monstrul-le-gardul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11528","title":{"rendered":"Opera\u021biunea monstrul: Le Gardul"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Introducere.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, dubioas\u0103 treaba asta cu s\u0103 ai casa ta. S\u0103-mi bag picioarele, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u00een\u021beleg de ce vrea lumea s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 la bloc . Mie mi-e pe zi ce trece tot mai sc\u00e2rb\u0103, da’ \u00een\u021beleg.<\/p>\n

Am apartamentul \u0103la din Bucale. In 6 ani investi\u021biile majore au fost ini\u021bial s\u0103 \u00eel renov\u0103m un pic, s\u0103 punem geamuri pe t\u00e2mplarie de termoplastic, s\u0103 mobil\u0103m.<\/p>\n

Am mai renovat o baie \u0219i ne-a costat ceva \u0219i probabil c\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u0219 mai vrea ar trebui s\u0103 mai renov\u0103m buc\u0103t\u0103ria \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 o baie. Cu vreo 2000-3000 de euro ar trebui s\u0103 putem rezolva asta \u0219i apoi lini\u0219te \u0219i pace p\u00e2n\u0103 la primul cutremur.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd am cumparat apartamentul \u0103la era de un jeg sinistru. B\u0103i , nelocuibil, v\u0103 spun. Nu-i bai, locuiau unii acolo, dar era de nelocuit. Voiam sa pun filmule\u021bul pe care l-am f\u0103cut atunci, s\u0103 v\u0103 oripilez, dar nu \u00eel mai g\u0103sesc.<\/p>\n

S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 au venit unii de au pus ceva detectoare de gaze. Eu nu eram acas\u0103, dar au venit \u0219i au pus. Aia e clar. La tot blocul. Toate chestiile astea sunt ieftine (relativ) \u0219i cu efort minim. \u0218i nu am mereu munc\u0103 de f\u0103cut la apartament.<\/p>\n

La cas\u0103 mereu este. B\u0103i, dar mereu.<\/p>\n

Am \u00eenceput renovarea acum aproape 4 ani. \u0218i nu e gata. Nu o sa fie niciodat\u0103 gata. Asta \u00eemi e clar deja.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 uite, p\u00e2n\u0103 am terminat ce aveam \u00een cap cu casa ( nu am terminat, mai e de dat o decorativ\u0103, de renovat le beci, de vopsit \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 acoperi\u0219ul ( plm, s\u0103 \u00eel schimb m\u0103 mai cost\u0103 minim 4000 de euro \u0219i nu are cine s-o fac\u0103 dec\u00e2t cu programare anterioar\u0103 ) ) , + apar alte bube.<\/p>\n

De exemplu acum se cam pr\u0103bu\u0219ea un gard lateral.<\/p>\n

Cuprins.<\/p>\n

\u0218i am vorbit cu o lun\u0103 \u00een avans cu o firma din zon\u0103 care face garduri din ciment amprentat. \u0218i \u00eel \u0219i monteaz\u0103. De fabricat se ocup\u0103 ei repede, da’ montajul dureaz\u0103. 1 lun\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 vin. A venit timpul \u0219i-au venit oamenii. Au f\u0103cut ei un pic mofturi c\u0103 s\u0103 le care cineva nisipul c\u0103 pula mea – le-am t\u0103iat-o scurt cu ” b\u0103 , b\u0103ie\u021bi eu n-am negociat la pre\u021b, s\u0103 n-aud vrajeli, dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 convine – sunte\u021bi liberi ”<\/p>\n

Nu au mai comentat. A comentat un pic tata, la alte dileme.<\/p>\n

In fine, am comandat un gard \u00eenalt .<\/p>\n

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2 metri \u00een\u0103l\u021bime. Lung de vreo 40, c\u00e2t curticica. Mai trebuie f\u0103cut \u00een continuare \u0219i peste gr\u0103din\u0103 dar aia e mai complicat. Mai \u00eencolo.Face cine o mai tr\u0103i, cum zicea \u0103la b\u0103tr\u00e2n .<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 cum se vede are un model, zic eu mi\u0219to. Dar doar pe o parte, c\u0103 a\u0219a sunt matri\u021bele, c\u0103 a\u0219a vrea lumea pe aici. O fa\u021b\u0103 mi\u0219to, una plan\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Dup\u0103 cum v-a\u021bi a\u0219tepta, romulanu standard pune gardul cu partea frumoas\u0103 afar\u0103, s\u0103 moar\u0103 du\u0219manii, cum ar veni, iar \u00een curte p\u0103streaz\u0103 partea nasoal\u0103, adic\u0103 aia plan\u0103. Mie asta mi s-a p\u0103rut o idee proast\u0103, de c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut la un prieten gardul montat invers, cu partea mi\u0219to \u00een\u0103untru. P\u0103i pentru cine pula mea facem frumos? Vecinii dac\u0103 vor garduri mi\u0219to s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103, nene .<\/p>\n

Nu-i bai, pe afar\u0103 mi-a trecut prin cap sa fac niste grafitti , urban style. Probabil c\u0103 vom \u0219i face ceva de genul.<\/p>\n

Oamenii care montau gardul erau la modul ” sigur cu partea frumoas\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru? ” .<\/p>\n

-Da, domnilor. V\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219te cumva vreun vecin s\u0103 \u00eemi pune\u021bi gardul?<\/p>\n

… \u0218i au \u00eenceput s\u0103 monteze.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 care au ajuns la tei. Au t\u0103iat tata \u0219i tat\u0103l so\u021biei, anterior , to\u021bi pomii din apropierea gardului vechi care ar fi \u00eencurcat, mai pu\u021bin teiul. La \u0103la m-am opus. I-am spus lu’ tata c\u0103, dac\u0103 trebuie, \u00eentrerup gardul p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een tei, pun ceva plas\u0103 \u0219i continui dup\u0103 el.<\/p>\n

Dar a \u00eenc\u0103put, c\u0103 teiul fusese totu\u0219i \u00een curte. A \u00eenc\u0103put oarecum.<\/p>\n

Nu aveam loc sa pun placa de sus, intre 1.5 \u0219i 2 m, de ni\u0219te cr\u0103ci care ies afar\u0103 , \u0219i avuseser\u0103 loc peste gardul vechi mai scund.<\/p>\n

Tata mi-a dat dou\u0103 solu\u021bii.<\/p>\n

1. Ne b\u0103g\u0103m cu gardul un pic in drum, c\u0103 a\u0219a face oricum toat\u0103 lumea.<\/p>\n

2. T\u0103iem cr\u0103cile.<\/p>\n

1. Nu, eu nu sunt toat\u0103 lumea.<\/p>\n

2. Nu, copacul r\u0103m\u00e2ne a\u0219a cum e.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, \u0219i ce facem?<\/p>\n

-Nu punem placa, cea care nu are loc.<\/p>\n

-Hai, b\u0103 , tat\u0103, r\u0103m\u00e2ne gardul ur\u00e2t!<\/p>\n

-Da. A\u0219a facem.<\/p>\n

Cu mine nu prea e loc de din astea.<\/p>\n

A incercat s\u0103 conving\u0103 so\u021bia, care a venit din nou la mine. Le-am ascultat toate opiniile dup\u0103 care i-am adus aminte tatei c\u0103 eu nu sunt un om cu care s\u0103 te \u00een\u021belegi. Toat\u0103 via\u021ba am f\u0103cut doar cum am vrut.<\/p>\n

Tiran, dup\u0103 cum ei au spus.<\/p>\n

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\u0218i i-am \u00eendemnat s\u0103 mearg\u0103 mai departe. P\u0103i ce facem aici, ne r\u0103zuim cartofii unii altora ?<\/p>\n

Eh, un gard de beton ( adic\u0103 relativ ieftin ) de 40 m, a costat cu tot cu montaj cca 9500 de lei . Adic\u0103 aproape 2000 de euro. Mie mi se pare exorbitant de scump. C\u0103 \u0103la e gardul doar pe o parte. Ok, acum nu mai are moarte, a\u0219a st\u0103 urm\u0103torii 50 de ani, minim, dar totu\u0219i. Daca ar fi sa \u00eemprejmuiesc toat\u0103 proprietatea cu gardul care este relativ cel mai ieftin ar costa undeva la 12-15k euro. Doar gardul, m\u0103? Undeva unde pot s\u0103 cump\u0103r o proprietate \u00eentreaga la banii \u0103\u0219tia?!<\/p>\n

De aia st\u0103 lumea \u00een apartamente, c\u0103 eu nu prea am avut odihna in ultimele 10 weekenduri la \u021bar\u0103. De abia a\u0219tept iarna c\u00e2nd se usuc\u0103 tot, vine frigul \u0219i nu am ce munci <3.<\/p>\n

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