{"id":11648,"date":"2018-05-21T10:50:34","date_gmt":"2018-05-21T08:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11648"},"modified":"2018-05-21T12:05:53","modified_gmt":"2018-05-21T10:05:53","slug":"copii-educatie-aleasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11648","title":{"rendered":"Copii: Educa\u021bie aleas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>C\u00e2teodat\u0103 un p\u0103rinte e m\u00e2ndru de copiii lui. C\u00e2nd iau zece la \u0219coal\u0103,\u00a0 sau cine \u0219tie.<\/p>\n<p>Eu sunt m\u00e2ndru c\u00e2nd copiii \u00een\u021beleg valorile de baz\u0103 \u0219i nu epateaz\u0103 \u00een figuri idealiste \u0219i ne-\u00eentinate.<\/p>\n<p>Defel, sunt anti-cenzur\u0103 \u0219i singurul motiv pentru care nu le spun despre orice la orice v\u00e2rst\u0103 e pentru ca nu am poft\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103spund eu fix atunci tot restului de-ntreb\u0103ri \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 chinui pe urm\u0103 s\u0103-i fac s\u0103 fac\u0103 tot ca mine de\u0219i au pus st\u0103p\u00e2nire pe cuno\u0219tin\u021be.\u00a0 C\u0103 asta-i buba.\u00a0 Deci e o treab\u0103 de confort, \u00een rest, n-am jen\u0103.\u00a0 Aia e lumea \u00een care tr\u0103iesc fie c\u0103 \u0219tiu fie c\u0103 nu \u0219i parc\u0103 ar fi mai bine s\u0103 \u0219tie.<\/p>\n<p>Gen copilul cel mare, care-i tot mic \u0219tie ce e aia o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103,\u00a0 probabil are o anexa plin\u0103, acolo \u00een vocabular, nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103, e absolut ok c\u00e2t \u0219tie c\u0103 nu poate s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 prin cas\u0103 ca birjarii, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t eu nu vorbesc a\u0219a \u0219i c\u0103 e important cu cine \u0219i pe cine \u00eenjuri.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a, acum la subiect, pune\u021bi m\u00e2na pe telefoane \u0219i suna\u021bi la \u201dSalva\u021bi Copiii\u201d, dac\u0103 nu cumva e prea t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n<p>Mie-mi place Deliric;\u00a0 ia c\u0103-i pun \u0219i <a href=\"https:\/\/www.deliric1.ro\/\">link<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Nu prea e pentru copii ce c\u00e2nt\u0103 omu&#8217;, da&#8217; nci nu-i vulgar pe cele mai multe piese.\u00a0 Altfel nu le ascult \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 cu copiii, din nou, nu c\u0103 nu ar \u0219tii ce sunt alea \u00eenjur\u0103turi, dar nu pot s\u0103 le cultiv un sentiment de confort \u0219i relaxare fa\u021b\u0103\u00a0 genul \u0103sta de limbaj. Dar e una mi\u0219to,\u00a0 am ascultat-o de am tocit iutubu&#8217; pe urm\u0103 am\u00a0 cump\u0103rat-o \u0219i pe asta \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2teva mi\u0219to \u0219i am pus-o \u00eentr-un playlist.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103i a ascultat-o copilul cel mare fix o dat\u0103 \u0219i a re\u021binut pozi\u021bia din list\u0103\u00a0 \u0219i numele. \u0218i copilul e DJ-ul ma\u0219inii, c\u00e2nd nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r\u0103. Bine, DJ-ul ma\u0219inii, da&#8217; biblioteca din care alege&#8230;aia e altceva.\u00a0 \u0218tii cum e : B\u0103i, ce gusturi muzicale bune au copiii mei, ascult\u0103 fix ce-mi place mie. (\u00cenc\u0103 mai merge vr\u0103jeala asta p\u00e2n\u0103 la o anumit\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103, normal)<\/p>\n<p>Mai ascultasem noi <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cBwbBUOpcMo\">\u201dM\u00e2ine\u201d<\/a> \u0219i i-a pl\u0103cut, da&#8217; nici chiar a\u0219a.\u00a0 \u00a0Asta merge pe repeat (\u0219i la mine-n c\u0103\u0219ti).<\/p>\n<p>Asta :<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u72R9Zl-lWY\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Asear\u0103 ne \u00eentorceam de la \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i-aud :<br \/>\nCopilu&#8217; cel mare :<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Vreau bani s\u0103 \u00eentorc cu lopata,<\/p>\n<p>Totul s\u0103 vin\u0103 de-a gata,<\/p>\n<p>Munc\u0103 pu\u021bin\u0103, doar plata,<\/p>\n<p>Al\u021bii s\u0103-\u0219i pl\u0103teasca rata,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Asta e! Bravo.\u00a0 Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu prinde contextul \u0219i-i doar o manea pentru copil la v\u00e2rsta asta, dar a prins ideea. P\u0103i dar, ce credea\u021bi, b\u0103, c\u0103 vreau copiii mei s\u0103 dea pe br\u00e2nci cu munca? Trebuie s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 de mici direc\u021bia.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 care copilul \u0219i mai mare, care nici nu-i al meu, confirm\u0103:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sunt \u0219efu&#8217; la bani, \u0219efu&#8217; la bani<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dac\u0103-l aude tac-sau cu d-\u0103stea, m\u0103 alearg\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 vede.\u00a0 \u0218tii cum e, i\u021bi trimi\u021bi nepotul \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103 cu unchiu \u0219i cu m\u0103tu\u0219ica s\u0103 se joace cu veri\u0219orii lui \u0219i \u021bi se intoarce acas\u0103, pe u\u0219\u0103, un cocalar. Ehm&#8230;\u0103sta e anturaju&#8217;. Ie\u0219i din cas\u0103 roac\u0103r cu p\u0103ru&#8217; mare \u0219i-n bocanci vara, te-ntorci cu pantalonii-n vine \u0219i tuns, fredon\u00e2nd shit.<\/p>\n<p>Se termin\u0103 piesa \u0219i aud foarte clar \u0219i copilul din scaunul de copii de 4 ani cum termin\u0103:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sunt \u0219efu&#8217; la bani, \u0219efu&#8217; la bani<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Achievement unlocked cu o singura melodie.\u00a0 Bravo, domnu&#8217; Deliric,\u00a0 mi-a\u021b&#8217; stricat copiii.<\/p>\n<p>Sau poate prea mul\u021bi \u0219efi la banii mei, lol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2teodat\u0103 un p\u0103rinte e m\u00e2ndru de copiii lui. C\u00e2nd iau zece la \u0219coal\u0103,\u00a0 sau cine \u0219tie. Eu sunt m\u00e2ndru c\u00e2nd copiii \u00een\u021beleg valorile de baz\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11650,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[2542,2541],"class_list":["post-11648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-educatie-copii","tag-sefu-la-bani"],"views":1736,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/thuglife.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-31S","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11648"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11652,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11648\/revisions\/11652"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}