{"id":11654,"date":"2018-05-22T00:47:40","date_gmt":"2018-05-21T22:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11654"},"modified":"2018-05-22T00:47:40","modified_gmt":"2018-05-21T22:47:40","slug":"par-sau-impar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11654","title":{"rendered":"Par sau impar"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Copiii sunt cu m\u0103-sa mare s\u0103 le culeag\u0103 flori, c\u0103 vor s\u0103 le duc\u0103 care la \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, care la educatoare.<\/p>\n

Mda, eu nu le-a\u0219 fi dus nici o pul\u0103 belit\u0103 pe vremea mea, c\u0103 nu meritau \u0219i mai \u0219i cer\u0219eau cu to’ felu’ de tertipuri, da’ nu numai flori.<\/p>\n

Dar s-a schimbat lumea, dac\u0103 copiii, proprie ini\u021biativ\u0103, se chinuie s\u0103 rup\u0103 trandafiri din gr\u0103din\u0103 pentru “doamna”; ce-a\u0219 putea s\u0103 spun ? Enjoy.<\/p>\n

\u0218i m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 copilul .<\/p>\n

– Cum se dau? Num\u0103r par sau impar?<\/p>\n

\u00cei spun c\u0103 orice num\u0103r pozitiv e bun, dar \u0219tie ea c\u0103 e un protocol pe tem\u0103, dar nu mai \u0219tie care. Nici nu \u00eei spun. M\u0103 \u00eentorc cu spatele \u0219i plec ad\u00e2ncit \u00een mintea mea.<\/p>\n

Am avut tot timpul oroare de genul \u0103sta de protocoale. C\u0103 nu e de ajuns s\u0103 dai o floare unei fete c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place \u0219i e\u0219ti prea bolund s-o \u00eentrebi direct ce vrei. Nu. Tre’ s\u0103 \u0219tii. Par la mor\u021bi, impar la vii, iar cum num\u0103rul de femei moarte care umblau singure pe strad\u0103 era redus, trebuia mereu un num\u0103r impar de flori. Dac\u0103 \u021bi se rupea 1 era aiurea, c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 mai arunci una. Risip\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 aia trebuia s\u0103 \u0219tii ce flori \u00eei plac \u0219i s\u0103 nu le duci c\u0103 \u021b\u0103ranul in celofan, apropo de care, \u021b\u0103ranu’ nu prea le ducea a\u0219a, c\u0103 \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103 nu cresc in folie. Etc . Etc-uri de care m\u0103 durea \u00een pul\u0103. <\/p>\n

\u0218i-mi aduc aminte c\u0103 am jumulit o dat\u0103 gradina mamei s\u0103 i le dau, nu mai conteaz\u0103 cui. Un bra\u021b, ca la vite.<\/p>\n

\u0218i le ia domni\u0219oara exaltat\u0103, face o piruet\u0103 \u00een timp ce eu \u00eemi imaginez cum face piruete pe pula mea, doar c\u0103 nu-i ziua aia norocoas\u0103, c\u0103-\u0219i fute norocul num\u0103r\u00e2ndu-le sau ceva:<\/p>\n

-Mi-ai adus cumva 20 de trandafiri? ( Num\u0103r random, dracu’ mai \u0219tie c\u00e2\u021bi erau)<\/p>\n

Ridic din umeri \u0219i voiam s-o dreg din aritmetica, s\u0103-i zic s\u0103-mi dea \u00eenapoi una s\u0103 facem am\u00e2ndoi numar impar, dar a\u0219a de ur\u00e2t s-a uitat si-a comentat ceva despre ru\u0219ine \u0219i mor\u021bi c\u0103-mi venea s-o bat cu ele, p\u00e2n\u0103 se duce \u00een mor\u021bii ei. <\/p>\n

-Ia d\u0103-le, tu, incoa’ c\u0103 le dau la vac\u0103, dac\u0103 \u021bie nu-\u021bi plac. Hai pa.<\/p>\n

Fire\u0219te c\u0103, \u00eentre timp, a trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103 adaptez vie\u021bii din lag\u0103rul comunist c-a\u0219a nu mai apucam s\u0103 mai pup ceva , dar\u0103mite s\u0103 mai \u0219i fut.<\/p>\n

\u0218i c\u0103 crinii albi nu-s de oferit alora vii, oric\u00e2t mi-ar placea mie mirosul \u0219i cum apar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Copiii sunt cu m\u0103-sa mare s\u0103 le culeag\u0103 flori, c\u0103 vor s\u0103 le duc\u0103 care la \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, care la educatoare. Mda, eu nu le-a\u0219 fi…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11653,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571],"tags":[2543],"class_list":["post-11654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","tag-roses-are-red"],"views":1674,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/IMG_20180520_200310508-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-31Y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11654\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}