{"id":11777,"date":"2018-05-30T12:05:19","date_gmt":"2018-05-30T10:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11777"},"modified":"2018-05-30T12:25:57","modified_gmt":"2018-05-30T10:25:57","slug":"note-to-self-trateaza-consumabilele-ca-atare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11777","title":{"rendered":"Note to self: Trateaz\u0103 consumabilele ca atare"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Let them die.<\/p>\n

Am gasit in sfarsit pe cineva care sa vrea sa se uite la rabla mea de spalat vase, moarta-n hol.<\/p>\n

A venit omul, punctual, la 7:45, nu ca service-ul<\/a> de ieri. Se uita la ea si zice: Chinezarie.<\/p>\n

Eu stiam ca-i fabricata in Italia si punctez asta foarte clar, ce, ne insultam asa la prima ora?<\/p>\n

-Lasa ca vezi tu cand o desfac.<\/p>\n

Ba, nu scria in chineza, dar am inteles de ce nu iti trebuie lucruri italiene prin casa ( sper ca tine minte si sotia cand vrea sa cumpere urmatoarea masina de spalat rufe hotpoint ariston, si eu cand cumpar urmatoarea masina de spalat vase, oh wait, am luat tot Candy.<\/p>\n

In fine conclude omul ca e blocat motorul – acesta este motorul, in caz ca nu ati vazut (YXW35-2H), nu stiu cate kile are, dar am obosit dupa 25 de repetari cu el.<\/p>\n

Motor ma\u0219in\u0103 de sp\u0103lat vase<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Omul deja isi pierduse rabdarea si cat pe aci si-un deget, timp in care eu concluzionam ca nu-i mare mester, daca se taie cand deschide carcasa unei masini. Demonteaza motorul cu success.<\/p>\n

Si se uita la pret – 485 de lei, livrare in 2-3 saptamani. Ba, nu stiu daca nu mai avea pofta de mine si de masina mea, sau chiar atata costa , dar oricum , vad ca-i 55 de lire unul folosit, pe ebay<\/a>. Deci cam pe acolo e adevarul.<\/p>\n

Masina e 900 de lei , trololol. L-am platit pe mester pentru efortul si sangele risipite aiurea si l-am intrebat daca ii trebuie rabla de piese ( incercare lamentabila de a scapa de ea din casa ca e grea). Vantul a inchis brusc usa in urma lui si ne-am salutat in timp ce trecea in viteza warp iar eu am ramas cu rabla cu matele scoase prin casa. Zic hai c-o iau asa , o mut in hol si-o duc mai incolo la gunoi. Asta nu inainte sa ma tai de doua ori in tabla din care e facut sasiul .<\/p>\n

Baga-mi-as pula in toti inginerii pizdii, facuti din laba.<\/p>\n

Si de-acum am sa tratez consumabilele ca atare. Sper. Asa sa-mi ajute dumnez\u0103u. Da’ o s\u0103 opresc motorul asta s\u0103 v\u0103d daca pot face ceva din el , p\u00e2n\u0103 una alta. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let them die. Am gasit in sfarsit pe cineva care sa vrea sa se uite la rabla mea de spalat vase, moarta-n hol. A venit…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11779,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[229],"tags":[2349],"class_list":["post-11777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tech","tag-masina-de-spalat-vase-candy"],"views":2152,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/IMG_20180530_122558144.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-33X","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11777"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11785,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11777\/revisions\/11785"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}