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Am auzit de cel pu\u021bin c\u00e2teva ori povestiri recente despre oameni care se implic\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la os \u00een compania la care lucreaz\u0103, creeaz\u0103 plus valoare de milioane de parai dar sunt r\u0103spl\u0103ti\u021bi la nivel cu ceilal\u021bi pule\u021bi, comuni\u0219tii dracului.<\/p>\n

Le-am luat pe toate cu un pic de sare, mai ales ca eu, personal, am fost r\u0103spl\u0103tit la companiile la care am lucrat, moderat,\u00a0 pentru eforturi moderate prin care m-am eviden\u021biat, \u0219i\u00a0 nu \u00een grup, ci individual sau ]n echipa responsabil\u0103.\u00a0 Oamenii se mai \u0219i laud\u0103, \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n

Dar \u00een comunism \u0219i imediat dup\u0103, \u00een companiile comuniste care mai aveau bani, oamenii erau r\u0103spl\u0103ti\u021bi mai mult dec\u00e2t \u0219tiau s\u0103 cear\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0218i-am s\u0103 vorbesc cu o poveste de-a lui tata din epoca de aur \u0219i imediat dup\u0103.<\/p>\n

Omu’ nu e vreun mare intelectual, cercet\u0103tor, sau m\u0103car s\u0103 fi profesat ca inginer, mai degraba \u0219i-a terminat liceul la seral, pe la 30 de ani, sau aproape. Cand a f\u0103cut el \u0219coala de chimie erau doar profesionale. Dar i-a cam pl\u0103cut meseria lui. De fapt nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t i-o fi pl\u0103cut, c\u0103-mi poveste\u0219te mereu cum era cand a ajuns el \u00een sec\u021bia aia – se plimba prin nori de clor p\u00e2n\u0103 la br\u00e2u \u0219i din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u0219i fosgen. Astea dou\u0103 au fost folosite ca gaze de lupt\u0103 ( chemical warefare WW1) \u0218i \u0219i-a cerut transferul din sec\u021bia de produ\u0219i clorura\u021bi de c\u00e2nd a c\u0103lcat acolo. De unde a \u0219i ie\u0219it la pensie. Da-n familia mea se cam respect\u0103 munca \u0219i dac\u0103 faci un lucru , f\u0103-l \u00een pula mea bine, nu-\u021bi bate joc.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a se face c\u0103 aveau concursuri profesionale\u00a0 de produc\u021bie \u00eentre turele de pe aceea\u0219i sec\u021bie . ( Ture = se lucra non-stop, iar oamenii erau imp\u0103r\u021bi\u021bi \u00een 4 ture de cate opt ore. Unii erau liberi, evident, iar turele se roteau, iar o tur\u0103 \u00eensemna o echip\u0103 de oameni care lucrau \u00eempreun\u0103 constant).<\/p>\n

Concursurile aveau ca tem\u0103 produc\u021bia de ceva solvent clorurat pe care \u00eel ob\u021bineau din\u00a0 propilena ( important), gaz produs la Arpechim Pite\u0219ti , clor \u0219i uneori alte mizerii ( DCP, la propiu, rezidii). Scopul era cine produce\u00a0 cantitatea cea mai mare, \u00een limitele de calitate propuse pe vremea aia.<\/p>\n

Nu r\u00e2de\u021bi, c\u0103 procesele nu erau automatizate atunci, iar produc\u021bia varia destul de mult cu con\u0219tiin\u021biozitatea \u0219i priceperea operatorilor\u00a0 ( oamenii de pe \u201dtablou\u201d ( tabloul de comand\u0103) ) de a r\u0103spunde la problemele, defec\u021biunile ap\u0103rute, cu h\u0103rnicia oamenilor \u201dde afar\u0103\u201d, \u0103ia care f\u0103ceau manevre manuale de \u00eenchis-deschis vane \u0219i ventile, atunci c\u00e2nd le-o cereau operatorii \u0219i cu priceperea laboran\u021bilor care luau probe din produc\u021bie \u0219i le analizau. Nu e clar ce f\u0103ceau inginerii, p\u00e2n\u0103 aici, dar va fi mai incolo.\u00a0 Unii erau destul de pricepu\u021bi. ( Am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 vreo doi au cunoscut ai mei \u00een toata perioada lor activ\u0103, dar or fi fost mai mul\u021bi).<\/p>\n

Eh,\u00a0 produc\u021bia \u0219i evolu\u021bia sistemelor pe ture era monitorizat\u0103 de ni\u0219te diagrame .Astea-s cam ca diagramele de tahometru, sau de seismograf. Am fost \u0219i eu la ai mei \u00een sec\u021bie \u0219i-am v\u0103zut rolele \u0103lea de h\u0103rtie pe care nota o peni\u021b\u0103 indicatoare statusul.\u00a0 Da, \u00een sec\u021bie \u00eentr-o \u00eentreprindere unde se intra doar cu badge , cu control la poarta \u0219i unde nivelul de periculozitate era evaluat\u00a0 destul de ridicat. Nu, nu m-am strecurat ca-n filme, ci \u201dbun\u0103 seara, el e fi-mio,\u00a0 l-am adus s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i el unde lucr\u0103m\u201d.\u00a0 Un schimb \u00eentreg. De dou\u0103 ori. Schimbu’ 2 \u0219i 3.\u00a0 Nu m-a fascinat. Eu \u00eenv\u0103\u021bam despre calculatoare \u0219i ei lucrau cu butoane , ventile \u0219i diagrame imprimate de peni\u021be. \u00cen fine, divaghez.<\/p>\n

Treaba e c\u0103 de\u00a0 3 ori a c\u00e2\u0219tigat concursul tura lu’ tata. \u0218i\u00a0 primeau bonusuri la salariu. Consistente. \u0218i nu c\u0103-l laud, dar erau imposibil tehnic de b\u0103tut, pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu-i prindeau a patra oar\u0103, c\u00e2nd i-au descalificat, trebuiau s\u0103 le dea ceva premiu Nobel pentru reinventarea fizicii, pentru c\u0103 consumau\u00a0 mai pu\u021bin\u0103 materie prim\u0103 dec\u00e2t produs finit ob\u021bineau. Desigur e un truc, a\u0219a e la rom\u00e2ni. Mereu e un truc.\u00a0 Dar nu la rezultate \u201dfurau\u201d. Produc\u021bia m\u0103surat\u0103 era corect\u0103. Ce f\u0103cuser\u0103 e c\u0103 observaser\u0103\u00a0 \u00eentr-o situa\u021bie critic\u0103 cauzat\u0103 de sc\u0103derea de debit pe propilen\u0103 ( se mai defectau pompele) ,\u0219i spunea tata\u00a0 c\u0103 poate regla reac\u021bia, care altfel evolua necontrolat \u0219i necesita oprirea fabricii ( dura c\u00e2teva zile s\u0103 o reporneasc\u0103), introduc\u00e2nd\u00a0 \u00een\u00a0 reactor ceva\u00a0 produse reziduale ( diclorpropan), pe care altfel le aruncau, \u00een condi\u021bii nu neap\u0103rat ecologice, sau erau for\u021ba\u021bi s\u0103 le ard\u0103, dar \u0103lea nu ard liber \u0219i foloseau gaz metan ca s\u0103 le poat\u0103 consuma\/ neutraliza. Neutraliza e un fel de a spune, azi ar fi fost ar\u0219i pe rug pentru amprenta de carbon generat\u0103 \u0219i cantitatea de gaze toxice eliberat\u0103 \u00een atmosfer\u0103, dar \u0103lea erau normele atunci.<\/p>\n

\u0218tiam \u0219i reac\u021biile chimice \u00een detaliu, c\u0103 mi le-a ar\u0103tat, dar nu m\u0103 mai scobesc acum de ele , c\u0103 nu v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 oricum.<\/p>\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 a v\u0103zut el c\u0103 nu scade cantitatea produc\u021biei cu recircularea reziduului, de ce s\u0103 nu bage un pic mai la greu a\u0219a, cu tot cu propilen\u0103, s\u0103 rup\u0103 norma. Treaba e c\u0103 evident c\u0103 nu aveau un setup f\u0103cut pentru asta \u00een tabloul de comand\u0103, c\u0103 nu era un proces.\u00a0 \u00cen teorie, ce f\u0103ceau ei acolo, ar fi fost un accident, sau o descoperire, dac\u0103 ar fi spus-o cuiva ;).\u00a0 Revin. F\u0103ceau totul pe “manual override\u201d, aveau ceva bypass, ca s\u0103 poata industrializa procesul. Da, pe \u0219estache, lol, c\u0103 doar era Oltchim ,nu vreo chestie care punea \u00een pericol un ora\u0219 \u00eentreg \u0219i vreo 30 km raz\u0103 \u00een jur la caz de ceva, de avea tot jude\u021bul m\u0103\u0219ti de gaze acas\u0103 \u00een pod.<\/p>\n

Treaba e c\u0103 restul din sec\u021bie , chiar dac\u0103 nu \u0219tiau combina\u021bia, nu erau idio\u021bi. Puteau vedea \u0219i ei cantit\u0103\u021bile de\u00a0 clor + propilena < produs finit, iar asta e o inegalitate imposibil\u0103 \u00een chimie \u0219i fizica ne-nuclear\u0103.\u00a0 Am zis c\u0103 foloseau diagrame, da?<\/p>\n

\u00centr-un denun\u021b post factum pot s\u0103 relatez cum\u00a0 ridica acul diagramei care alimenta cu propilen\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu se vad\u0103 debitul \u0219i\u00a0 b\u0103gau acolo \u00een reactoare maxim de aia \u0219i maxim gunoaie.\u00a0 ( Maxim e un cuv\u00e2nt profan , cocalaristic , relativ. Experimental determinaser\u0103 ei c\u00e2t \u0219i c\u00e2t) . Mind bending, \u0219tiu, ca \u0219i\u00a0 cum te-ai juca acas\u0103 cu nitroglicerin\u0103, sau benzin\u0103 \u00een bec \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103 – wait, asta e din alt film cu alte personaje.<\/p>\n

La sf\u0103r\u0219it de tur\u0103 regulau \u00eenapoi reac\u021bia, f\u0103r\u0103 gunoaie, punea tata peni\u021ba la loc \u0219i\u00a0 tr\u0103gea cu un stilou similar o dunga de debit aproximativ de propilen\u0103 ( nu \u0219tiam de unde dracu’ am eu anumite \u00eenclina\u021bii \u0219i talent c\u0103tre activit\u0103\u021bi de fabricare a realit\u0103\u021bii, lol), cu care nu ar fi fost nicio problem\u0103 cu excep\u021bia faptului c\u0103 nu putea nimeni s\u0103 aibe debitul \u0103la de materie prim\u0103 pe intrare – trololol. C\u0103\u00a0 f\u0103r\u0103 reziduu reac\u021bia devenea \u00eencontrolabil\u0103 de la prea mult\u0103 propilena ( parc\u0103, posibil s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencurc \u00een detalii aici) \u0219i kaboom.\u00a0 Nu chiar a\u0219a, c\u0103 vedeau \u0219i opreau fabrica, dar a\u0103a era direc\u021bia.<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi c\u00e2nd n-a mai avut timp s\u0103 regleze reac\u021bia f\u0103r\u0103 rezidii p\u00e2n\u0103 la predarea turei \u0219i au \u00eenchis doar bypass-ul,\u00a0 sau ce aveau ei acolo, iar tura urm\u0103toare evident c\u0103 nu a \u0219tiut de secretul lui Bachus \u0219i au lucrat cu propilena \u00een blan\u0103, c\u0103 a\u0219a ar\u0103ta pe diagram\u0103 \u0219i au trebuit s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 fabrica, c\u0103 le bubuia \u00een ochi.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 analiz\u0103 a reie\u0219it clar mecanismul tri\u0219orilor \u0219i i-au descalificat, normal. Chiar a\u0219a, ne batem joc, tovar\u0103\u0219i?<\/p>\n

Imediat dup\u0103 revolu\u021bie un nene inginer a fost preocupat de schema asta, altfel n-a\u0219 da nume, da-l chema Ichim, lol. \u0218tiu c\u0103-i un nume comun.\u00a0 Presupun c\u0103 a facut omul \u0219i calculele necesare, iar discu\u021bia \u00een sec\u021bie s-a purtat la modul \u201dcan you do it?\u201d . Umm, da, cre’ ca da, lol.<\/p>\n

E vorba de brevetul de inven\u021bii\u00a0B01D 3\/36 , pagina 82 din\u00a0 BOPI 2008<\/a>, ca s\u0103 nu vorbim a\u0219a, \u00een pung\u0103.\u00a0 Nu-i bai,\u00a0 secretul de fabrica\u021bie \u0219i datele sensibile au fost deja spoliate, alte companii fiind deja \u00een posesie, vezi\u00a0 petitia Salvati Oltchim si Arpechim, comentariul #1505<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Dar alta e ideea. La \u00eemplinirea acestei realiz\u0103ri \u00eentr-un cadru oficial \u0219i realmente productiv ( mama a fost transferat\u0103 \u00een sec\u021bia aia nou \u00eenfiin\u021bat\u0103 pe baza inven\u021bei \u0219i a lucrat p\u00e2n\u0103 la pensionare , cred) , iar a fost loc de \u201dprem\u0103\u201d. A venit\u00a0 Roibu \u0219i le-a spus \u00een clar:<\/p>\n

– B\u0103, bravo, primi\u021bi prim\u0103, a\u0219tept actele pe birou s\u0103 le semnez, sau ceva de genu’.<\/p>\n

\u0218i-au trecut oamenii cu curaj primele, c\u00e2t au crezut ei ca merita, niste m\u0103run\u021bis, dac\u0103 calculezi scala industrial\u0103, dar pe de alt\u0103 parte, \u00een situa\u021bia respectiv\u0103 pres\u0103rat\u0103 cu \u0219omaj \u0219i alte bube de tranzi\u021bie, erau bani buni, \u0219i-au dus\u00a0c\u00e2rtia ,<\/em> cu\u00a0 str\u00e2ngere de inim\u0103, la director.<\/p>\n

Care a semnat-o ca primarul \u0219i dupa ce s-a uitat \u0219i pe cifre le-a \u0219i dat o lec\u021bie de via\u021b\u0103, pe banii lor, desigur, spun\u00e2ndu-le\u00a0 ceva de genul:<\/p>\n

\u201dB\u0103, ce pro\u0219ti ! P\u0103i a\u0219tia-s bani?\u00a0 Putea\u021bi s\u0103 cere\u021bi\u00a0 c\u00e2t voia\u021bi voi, b\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n

Nu-i bai, nu mai caut acum referin\u021be , dar diferen\u021ba presupun ca s-a \u00eencasat oricum la nivel de management.<\/p>\n

Concluzia pute\u021bi s-o trage\u021bi voi,\u00a0 eu pentru mine am tras-o demult.<\/p>\n

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