{"id":11948,"date":"2018-06-10T21:53:30","date_gmt":"2018-06-10T19:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11948"},"modified":"2018-06-10T22:28:34","modified_gmt":"2018-06-10T20:28:34","slug":"comics-de-familie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=11948","title":{"rendered":"Comics de familie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>C\u00e2nd copiii \u00ee\u021bi fac capul p\u0103trat \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 iei masuri. Cum nu po\u021bi s\u0103 deschizi u\u0219a \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eei arunci din mers incepi cu restric\u021bii, le tai puncte, \u00eei amenin\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eei despar\u021bi , le pui muzica pe mute, mai te strop\u0219e\u0219ti la ei, mai se r\u0103stesc ei la tine. Poate-\u021bi trag \u0219i vreuna.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 faci ce trebuie \u0219i \u00eei despar\u021bi, adic\u0103 \u00eei pui pe r\u00e2nduri de scaune diferite. De aia e util\u0103 o rabl\u0103 cu 7 locuri pe trei r\u00e2nduri de scaune, dac\u0103 ai mai mult de un copil de transportat. Gen &#8220;b\u0103, care nu e cuminte \u00eel bag \u00een portbagaj &#8221; .<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dup\u0103 aia incepe drama \u0219i t\u0103v\u0103leala , c\u0103 nu se poate, c\u0103 ei se iubesc, c\u0103 nu pot sta desp\u0103r\u021bi\u021bi, \u0219i &#8220;mu-ha-ha&#8221; \u0219i &#8220;mi-ho-ho&#8221;, de mai c\u0103 m\u0103 bucur, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, s\u0103 \u00eei mai v\u0103d \u0219i pe copii suferind, c\u0103 eu unu-s s\u0103tul. \u0218i se apuc\u0103 de art\u0103, dup\u0103 care o dau din &#x270b; \u00een &#x270b; p\u00e2n\u0103 le iese de o revist\u0103 de benzi desenate.<\/p>\n<p>Care-i chiar reu\u0219it\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"11947\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=11947\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/sketch-1528659951827-01548093751.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1440\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sketch-1528659951827-01548093751.jpeg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/sketch-1528659951827-01548093751-225x300.jpeg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/sketch-1528659951827-01548093751-768x1024.jpeg\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-11947 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/sketch-1528659951827-01548093751.jpeg\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/sketch-1528659951827-01548093751.jpeg 1080w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/sketch-1528659951827-01548093751-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/sketch-1528659951827-01548093751-768x1024.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2nd copiii \u00ee\u021bi fac capul p\u0103trat \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 iei masuri. Cum nu po\u021bi s\u0103 deschizi u\u0219a \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eei arunci din mers incepi cu restric\u021bii,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11949,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,500,1],"tags":[477,2591],"class_list":["post-11948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","category-self","category-uncategorized","tag-cu-copii","tag-lifelog"],"views":1847,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/sketch-1528659951827-02.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-36I","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11948"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11951,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11948\/revisions\/11951"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}