{"id":12074,"date":"2018-06-21T16:27:34","date_gmt":"2018-06-21T14:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12074"},"modified":"2018-06-21T16:28:48","modified_gmt":"2018-06-21T14:28:48","slug":"banc-sec-cu-hoti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12074","title":{"rendered":"Banc Sec. Cu hoti"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Un hot intra intr-o banca.<\/p>\n<p>Scoate pistolul si-i spune casierei ca vrea toti banii.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu.<\/p>\n<p>-Atunci, bine.<\/p>\n<p>Si pleaca. &#8220;<strong>No, means no!<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Practic, cam asa suna stirea pe care o s-o cititi azi pe diferite canale.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/someseanul.ro\/tentativa-de-jaf-armat-la-o-sucursala-a-cec-bank-din-cluj-napoca\/\">Poli\u0163ia a fost sesizat\u0103 cu privire la faptul c\u0103 \u00eentr-o unitate bancar\u0103, de pe raza municipiului Cluj-Napoca, a intrat o persoan\u0103 cu fa\u0163a acoperit\u0103 \u015fi ar fi solicitat bani personalului b\u0103ncii, amenin\u0163\u00e2nd\u00a0cu un pistol. B\u0103rbatul ar fi fost refuzat, motiv pentru care a p\u0103r\u0103sit incinta b\u0103ncii \u00een fug\u0103.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Realitatea e putin alta. Un nene a\u00a0 incercat sa jefuiasca banca <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gherlainfo.ro\/jaf-nou-la-banca-atacator-cu-pistol-la-cec-bank-in-cluj\/\">CEC<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0 din Cluj. Nu stiu de ce se feresc toate site-urile de stiri sa spuna ce banca a fost. Ca nu stiu si au preluat doar comunicatul politiei, sau ca-s handicapati.\u00a0 Ca si\u00a0 hotul.<\/p>\n<p>Pai, bine, ma! CEC?! Normal ca n-au si ca te refuza aia. Tu crezi ca de la CEC furi bani asa? Fara cerere , fara formulare?<\/p>\n<p>Posibil ca angajatii sa fi apasat butonul de panica mai devreme iar el sa se fi prins de figura, dar totusi, genul asta de tupeu doar in Romania poti sa il vezi. Te ameninta unul cu pistolul si-i spui de la obraz &#8220;ba, vrei sa furi din banca la care lucrez eu? Pai ma dau astia afar, mars d-aici, ca am copii de crescut acasa&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Acum cateva zile <a href=\"https:\/\/www.digi24.ro\/stiri\/actualitate\/evenimente\/tentativa-esuata-de-jaf-armat-la-cluj-napoca-950999\">o alta banca<\/a> ( pastram misterul, ca site-urile de stiri) a fost jefuita in acelasi stil.<\/p>\n<p>Presupun ca aia de la Banca Transilvania au fost mai fraieri si-au zis &#8220;da, va dam , cum sa nu!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Pula mea, la cum vad eu lucrurile hotul ala s-a facut de ras si nu mai poate jefui nicio banca.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>-Du-te, bai, d-aici! Pai ce, noi suntem mai prosti ca m\u0103m\u0103ile alea de la CEC? Da-i drumu&#8217; de-aici, pana nu sar peste ghiseu si-ti bag pistolul ala in cur.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">&#8211; va zice sigur cineva la noua tentativa care va urma zilele astea.<\/p>\n<p>Si inca una. A se vedea ca hotii respectabili fura ziua, nu #noapteacahotii.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un hot intra intr-o banca. Scoate pistolul si-i spune casierei ca vrea toti banii. -Nu. -Atunci, bine. Si pleaca. &#8220;No, means no!&#8221; Practic, cam asa&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12075,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[473],"tags":[2614,2612,2613],"class_list":["post-12074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-breaking-news","tag-hot-cinstit","tag-jaf-armat-fail","tag-tentativa-de-jaf-cluj-cec"],"views":1975,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/portret_robot.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-38K","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12074"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12078,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12074\/revisions\/12078"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}