{"id":12105,"date":"2018-06-24T23:12:33","date_gmt":"2018-06-24T21:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12105"},"modified":"2019-04-03T07:52:18","modified_gmt":"2019-04-03T06:52:18","slug":"another-day-in-paradise-bucharest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12105","title":{"rendered":"Another day in Paradise: Bucharest"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>\u0218i m\u0103 \u00eentorsei la Bucale constr\u00e2ns de faptul c\u0103 m\u00e2ine sear\u0103 plec p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Iuchei, Reading, apropo de care , dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi careva \u00een zon\u0103 \u0219i ave\u021bi poft\u0103 de o bere cu un romulan mar\u021bi sear\u0103 , sau vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 aduc ceva porc de Cr\u0103ciun , da\u021bi un semn.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u0103 doamna are ceva treburi de cosmetica de rezolvat, iar saloanele de la mall-ul s\u0103tesc nu sunt chiar dup\u0103 ultima mod\u0103, sau ceva .<\/p>\n<p>Doar ca s\u0103 ajung \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 minunez din nou de cum poate s\u0103 put\u0103 blocul \u0103sta vara, de zici c\u0103 e construit pe groapa de gunoi. Nu \u0219tiu cum pula mea tr\u0103iesc aia de la Glina sau de la centura cealalt\u0103. Credeam c\u0103 a fost potop pe aici s-a mai sp\u0103lat ora\u0219ul cu tot cu regina gropii de gunoi, sau cum se nume\u0219te primarul localit\u0103\u021bii, dar nu.<\/p>\n<p>Ciudat, c\u0103 doar o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 am fost plecat de aici \u0219i mi s-a desfundat nasul. \u0218i nu am fost \u00een Poiana Trandafirilor, sau Groenlanda.<\/p>\n<p>Nope, la \u021bar\u0103 tata creste porci \u0219i vite, iar astea se mai cac\u0103 se mai pi\u0219\u0103, n-ai ce s\u0103 faci. Duce tata diminea\u021ba \u0219i seara roaba de b\u0103legar, dar totu\u0219i. Mirosul e miros. Dar nu e ca in blocul \u0103sta. \u0218i nu e doar blocul. Cred c\u0103 \u0219i pe strad\u0103 miroase mai \u00eempu\u021bit dec\u00e2t la curul vacilor lui tata.<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103i \u0219i ce pula mea? La zece seara erau 28 de grade \u00een cas\u0103 ?! La \u021bar\u0103 erau vreo 20 azi pe zi. Dac\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu-i bai, nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2\u021bi pureci facem pe aici vara asta dar sper c\u0103 nu prea mul\u021bi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218i m\u0103 \u00eentorsei la Bucale constr\u00e2ns de faptul c\u0103 m\u00e2ine sear\u0103 plec p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Iuchei, Reading, apropo de care , dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi careva \u00een zon\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12104,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244,1178],"tags":[2618],"class_list":["post-12105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","category-la-tara","tag-bucuresti-de-cacat"],"views":2059,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/waste_mount_landfill.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-39f","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12105"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14756,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12105\/revisions\/14756"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}