{"id":12361,"date":"2018-07-14T05:52:22","date_gmt":"2018-07-14T03:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12361"},"modified":"2018-07-14T05:55:21","modified_gmt":"2018-07-14T03:55:21","slug":"muncitori-profesionisti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12361","title":{"rendered":"Muncitori profesioni\u0219ti"},"content":{"rendered":"
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In actualele condi\u021bii economice personale, adic\u0103 r\u0103mas numai cu un contract, tre’ s\u0103 trag tare s\u0103 mai \u0219i cheltui din bani \u0219i ca s\u0103 nu fie numai pe vacan\u021be sau pe vacan\u021bele copiilor, zic s\u0103 facem \u0219i ceva util la cas\u0103 . Casa aia care conteaz\u0103, c\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u0219ti numai ce am venit asear\u0103 \u0219i e a\u0219a de odihnitor apartamentul c\u0103 ne-am culcat dup\u0103 miezul nop\u021bii \u0219i ne trezir\u0103m \u0219i eu \u0219i doamna \u00eenainte de 6:00 AM , fiecare cu co\u0219marurile lui.<\/p>\n

Cat ie m\u0103 apartamentul \u0103sta acuma? 80<\/a> d\u0103 mii d\u0103 ieuro?<\/p>\n

Iar casa aia care conteaz\u0103 mai are nevoie de chestii care conteaz\u0103. Un pavaj ici, o floare colo.<\/p>\n

Muncitorii respectivi fiind ocupa\u021bi cu alte proiecte r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103 facem noi cu for\u021be proprii \u0219i cu betoniera proasp\u0103t cump\u0103rat\u0103. B\u0103, s\u0103 fie al dracu’ dac\u0103 s-a schimbat mult de pe vremea c\u00e2nd tata \u0219i p\u0103rin\u021bii lui \u00ee\u0219i construiau casa unde locuiesc acum.<\/p>\n

In fine, pentru c\u0103 sunt totu\u0219i un profesionist platit cu niste bani pe or\u0103 s\u0103 fac altceva dec\u00e2t pavaje \u0219i pentru c\u0103 munca aia de\u0219i nu neap\u0103rat solicitant\u0103 in perioada asta, c\u0103 sunt printre pu\u021binii care mai \u0219i muncesc zilele astea, dar ocup\u0103 timp, singura solu\u021bie este hyperthreading-ul. Noi \u0219i cu Pentium 4.<\/p>\n

Fiind un white collar bastard lucrez numai \u00een tricouri albe,nu ne batem joc. Sau?<\/p>\n

Mai rulez un program care creaz\u0103 useri \u0219i autoriza\u021bii \u00een SAP , s\u0103 \u00eemi testez solu\u021bia c\u0103 – da’, dragi tovar\u0103\u0219i, am ajuns s\u0103 m\u0103 ocup \u0219i de partea de autorizatii, \u0103sta e brandul meu, orice vrea clientul, f\u0103r\u0103 comentarii, rata e rat\u0103. Cat ruleaz\u0103 iau m\u0103nu\u0219ile de lucru \u0219i arunc 9 lope\u021bi de balastru in betonier\u0103, cu o treime de sac de ciment de \u0103sta, care cic\u0103 ar fi \u0103la mai bun – habar nu am, \u00eei cred \u0219i eu pe al\u021bii, dac\u0103 ni se f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 pavelele la iarn\u0103 aia e.<\/p>\n

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Nu \u00eenainte de a fi pus apa \u00een betonier\u0103 dimpreun\u0103 cu niste latex, minune a tehnicii moderne de construc\u021bii, care tot a\u0219a, cic\u0103 ajut\u0103 cimentul s\u0103 reziste la contrac\u021bii \u0219i dilat\u0103ri peste iarn\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Dup\u0103 care de\u0219ert cimentul proasp\u0103t malaxat \u00een roab\u0103, cam prea pu\u021bin, c\u0103 dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea lui tata e prea tare, at\u00e2t insuficient hidratat c\u00e2t \u0219i cu prea pu\u021bin balastru \u0219i prea mult ciment, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea so\u021biei care pune in forme –<\/p>\n

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e prea moale. Dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea, care citesc re\u021beta pe sac ( bine, e re\u021beta pentru structuri de rezisten\u021b\u0103, la care mai adaug eu vreo 6 lope\u021bi de pietri\u0219 la un sac) nu \u00een stele ca tata, e numai bun ca \u0219i compozi\u021bie, iar mai tare nu pot s\u0103 \u00eel fac c\u0103 st\u0103 deja m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 \u00een betonier\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 care tr\u00e2ntesc m\u0103nu\u0219ile cat colo, trec pe la baie s\u0103 nu transfer ciment de pe m\u00e2ini \u00een laptop \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentorc la statusul programului .<\/p>\n

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Mai paralelizez un program de replicare de date \u00een alte sistem, mai fac o roab\u0103, mai fac un test, mai pun pun beton in form\u0103 c\u00e2t merge so\u021bia s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 treaba ei, sau la mas\u0103.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 mai \u00eentorc la lucrul meu, mai face tata, m\u0103 mai apuc s\u0103 pornesc un atomizor care a fost prea ieftin ( HERCULES ceva – 350 de lei ) \u0219i nu o mai ia la sfoar\u0103, are nevoie s\u0103 \u00eei bag benzin\u0103 direct \u00een cilindru, dar de la grab\u0103 \u0219i de la prea multe desfaceri de bujie , o \u00eenfig str\u00e2mb \u0219i stric filetul din gaura cilindrului – bye – bye atomizor. Se uit\u0103 tata str\u00e2mb la mine, pentru mine nu e nici o diferen\u021b\u0103 :<\/p>\n

-B\u0103, oricum nu mergea.<\/p>\n

-B\u0103 mergea, doar c\u0103 pornea greu, dar mergea “f\u0103cut”.<\/p>\n

-\u0218i acum merge f\u0103cut, aia e \u0219i \u0219mecheria. Se nume\u0219te c\u0103 nu merge. Tre’ s\u0103 cump\u0103r altul.<\/p>\n

-Se repar\u0103.<\/p>\n

-A\u0219a am crezut \u0219i eu. Uite, l-am l\u0103sat \u00een magazie 1 lun\u0103 \u0219i nu s-a reparat, tot a\u0219a e.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 care m\u0103 \u00eentorc la munca mea mai curat\u0103, dar murdar, c\u0103 nu am cum dracu’ s\u0103 scap a\u0219a iute de cimentul de pe tricou.<\/p>\n

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White collar, baby.<\/p>\n

De abia \u00eel sp\u0103l pe \u0103la de pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i de pe ochelo\u0219i.<\/p>\n

Intr-un final so\u021bia renun\u021b\u0103, r\u0103pus\u0103 \u0219i de\u0219i mai e jum\u0103tate de sac \u00eenceput, nu am obiec\u021biuni, \u00eel fac cu tata, c\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219a nu e asta munc\u0103 de doamne.<\/p>\n

E mai bine s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc c\u0103 deja ar\u0103t cam c\u0103 Ana lui Manole. Zici c\u0103-s proasp\u0103t zidit.<\/p>\n

B\u0103 \u0219i uitandu-m\u0103 la rezultat, nu c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place, dar e cam pu\u021bin .<\/p>\n

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Hyperthreading-ul e cam overrated . Multi-core e baza. Dar asta e, lucr\u0103m cu ce avem, barca trebuie \u00eempins\u0103 \u00eenainte cu orice pre\u021b, chiar \u0219i pe uscat.<\/p>\n

La sf\u00e2r\u0219itul zilei mai am benzin\u0103 fix pentru un drum p\u00e2n\u0103 la Bucure\u0219ti; nu chiar de tot drumul da’ bag un Red Bull f\u0103r\u0103 zah\u0103r, c\u0103 ajut\u0103.<\/p>\n

M\u00e2inile mele fine, le fute betonul…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In actualele condi\u021bii economice personale, adic\u0103 r\u0103mas numai cu un contract, tre’ s\u0103 trag tare s\u0103 mai \u0219i cheltui din bani \u0219i ca s\u0103 nu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[434,1178,604,229],"tags":[1062,2675,2673,2676,2674],"class_list":["post-12361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-despre-munca","category-la-tara","category-operatiunea-monstrul","category-tech","tag-bricolaj","tag-iulie-2018","tag-pavele","tag-stricat-atomizor","tag-turnat-beton"],"views":5343,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_20180712_193959554-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3dn","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12361"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12363,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12361\/revisions\/12363"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}