{"id":12425,"date":"2018-07-21T17:45:02","date_gmt":"2018-07-21T15:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12425"},"modified":"2018-07-21T19:57:18","modified_gmt":"2018-07-21T17:57:18","slug":"daca-e-sambata-e-relaxare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12425","title":{"rendered":"Dac\u0103 e s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 e relaxare"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am pus \u0219i eu o poz\u0103 de click-bait \u00een feat.<\/p>\n

De fapt , relaxarea \u00eencepu cu o tur\u0103 de m\u0103sur\u0103ri. E o firma care face mobil\u0103 pe comand\u0103 aproape de ora\u0219, am mai lucrat cu ei \u0219i ce \u00eemi place e c\u0103 ai cu cine discuta. \u0218i doamna care ia comenzi pare s\u0103 fie ceva inginer\u0103, iar doamna care execut\u0103 e clar inginer\u0103, plm, numa’ ingineri \ud83d\ude42 , dar se vede diferen\u021ba. Oameni care par s\u0103 discute \u00een aceea\u0219i limb\u0103 cu tine, oameni care \u0219tiu ce e aia logic\u0103, oameni care deseneaz\u0103 frumos cu ✏ \u0219i gum\u0103, \u00een secolul 21.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 care aveam o treab\u0103 pe care o am\u00e2n de ceva vreme, dar nu se mai poate c\u0103 plec dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de la \u021bar\u0103, \u0219i pe urm\u0103 poate mai plec un pic nomad – \u00een func\u021biune de cum m\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg cu so\u021bia \u0219i copiii.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 hai cu automatizarea.<\/p>\n

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Am mai zis c\u0103 ro-binetul \u0103sta din plastic nu e bun? Am pus cratim\u0103 c\u0103 pare a fi rom\u00e2nesc . \u00cel g\u0103si\u021bi la Dedeman cu numai 4 lei, dac\u0103 v\u0103 tenteaz\u0103 . A durat 1 an p\u00e2n\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 plou\u0103 din el.<\/p>\n

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Si hai \u0219i cu o stropeal\u0103 c\u0103 au ruginit frunzele de mur \u0219i tarea nu le-a tras cu sulfat de cupru odat\u0103 cu via, ca s\u0103 culeag\u0103 mama mure s\u0103…o laie, c\u0103 se usuc\u0103 netratate.<\/p>\n

Cum rabla mea cu motor a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o repara\u021bie, iar vermorelul de l-am cump\u0103rat la folosit tata s\u0103 ad\u0103pe cu Reldan (un fel de Furadan ) ferma de fluturi pe care o cre\u0219tea \u00een porumbar, m-am dus la el s\u0103 \u00eei cer tulumba pe care se tot laud\u0103 c\u0103 a reparat-o. A f\u0103cut el tot soiul de garnituri, lipituri, inven\u021bii gen ventain\u0103r <\/i>( nu m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi ce e , c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu exact, am v\u0103zut dou\u0103 \u021bevi in forma de teu circular cu o gaur\u0103 \u00een care zicea c\u0103 bag\u0103 un tarot<\/span>d<\/a><\/strong> ( nu jocul de c\u0103r\u021bi, scula de filetat pe interior) ) \u0219i tot a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

-Merge, b\u0103 , tat\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Zici c\u0103 e nou\u0103!<\/p>\n

Pusei tulumba la spinare, plecai la casa cu pricina \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentorsei \u00eenapoi s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreb cum dracului se scoate capacul, c\u0103 p\u0103rea c\u0103 are un filet sofisticat, care nu se desface \u0219i nu voiam s\u0103 \u00eei stric unealta vintage proasp\u0103t recondi\u021bionat\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Tragi tare de capac in sus, b\u0103, de ce nu m\u0103 suna\u0219i?<\/p>\n

-Crezui c\u0103 e complicat \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi explici, a\u0219a p\u0103rea. Mda.<\/p>\n

Hai \u00eenapoi pe drum la deal cu tulumba in spinare. \u00cenainte s\u0103 plec \u00eemi spuse c\u0103 dac\u0103 se \u00eenfund\u0103 mai trebuie desf\u0103cut un melc de la diuza care dozeaz\u0103 otrava \u0219i suflat. Aha, bun . Scul\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218tiu c\u0103 v-am f\u0103cut curio\u0219i, a\u0219a c\u0103 uite, asta e pocitania.<\/p>\n

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Cand \u00eel vedeam pe tata mare cu asta \u00een spinare p\u0103rea c\u0103 e dintr-un film de groaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

De mers, ca \u00een prima zi, nu glumea tata.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 35 de centimetri de stropit se \u0219i \u00eenfund\u0103 diuza. Dar nu-i nimic, o desf\u0103cui, suflai melcul \u0219i urm\u0103torii 2 metri cine mergea ca un ninja d\u00e2nd din coada aia care baga presiune \u0219i spray-ind cu jet maxim \u0219i prin diuza \u0219i printr-o \u00eencheietur\u0103 a \u021bevii, care p\u0103rea c\u0103 nu e bine \u00eenfiletat\u0103 . Eu, eroul zilei, care desf\u0103cui duza aia de 10 ori \u00eentr-un r\u00e2nd , noroc c\u0103 fu numai unul,c\u0103 at\u00e2\u021bia muri am. Dar de la jum\u0103tate \u00eencolo eram deja obi\u0219nuit, aveam rutin\u0103, asta p\u00e2n\u0103 observai c\u0103 pompa curge \u0219i pe undeva pe sub ea la alta supap\u0103 (aia f\u0103cut\u0103 de tata ) \u0219i c\u0103 \u00eemi face ditai balta de sulfat de cupru la cur.<\/p>\n

La sf\u00e2r\u0219it terminai \u0219i randul \u0219i substan\u021ba \u0219i foarte bine c\u0103 terminai, c\u0103 eram le\u0219inat de m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103, obosisem mai ceva ca de la cea mai anost\u0103 lab\u0103 pe care \u021bi-o po\u021bi imagina, f\u0103cut\u0103 unui negru cu pula de 50 de centimetri \u0219i pielea tare.<\/p>\n

Abia atunci m\u0103 putui relaxa vreo 5 secunde.<\/p>\n

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Dup\u0103 care drumul \u00eenapoi c\u0103tre Bucale, care e alt\u0103 poveste dar nu ramai filmele \u0219i nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 le mai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am pus \u0219i eu o poz\u0103 de click-bait \u00een feat. De fapt , relaxarea \u00eencepu cu o tur\u0103 de m\u0103sur\u0103ri. E o firma care face…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12418,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[604],"tags":[2689,2690,2691],"class_list":["post-12425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-operatiunea-monstrul","tag-irigatii","tag-muri","tag-pompa-de-stropit-vintage"],"views":2932,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_20180721_115100367_HDR-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3ep","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12425"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12431,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12425\/revisions\/12431"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}