{"id":12615,"date":"2018-07-29T20:26:43","date_gmt":"2018-07-29T18:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12615"},"modified":"2018-07-29T20:31:54","modified_gmt":"2018-07-29T18:31:54","slug":"aventuri-cu-o-masa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12615","title":{"rendered":"Aventuri cu o mas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am zis aici<\/a> c\u0103 e mi\u0219to s\u0103 ai o teras\u0103 ata\u0219at\u0103 apartamentului de vacan\u021b\u0103 dar c\u0103 e cam inutil\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103car o mas\u0103 \u0219i dou\u0103 scaune. \u0218i c\u0103 mi s-a promis de vreo dou\u0103 ori c\u0103 se va aduce una, dar nu tr\u0103geam speran\u021be, a\u0219a c\u0103 mi-am cump\u0103rat singur dou\u0103 scaune pliabile.<\/p>\n

Au adus, m\u0103i. Ieri am g\u0103sit o mas\u0103 \u0219i dou\u0103 scaune verzi, din alea cele mai ieftine, de plastic. Nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 \u0103sta, am apreciat faptul c\u0103 au adus, iar azi m\u0103 preg\u0103team s\u0103 merg la recep\u021bie s\u0103 mul\u021bumesc frumos. \u0218i cum m\u0103 preg\u0103team eu citind o carte, aud copilul zic\u00e2nd c\u0103 sunt ni\u0219te oameni pe teras\u0103. Gen what ?<\/p>\n

Ma uit \u0219i dou\u0103 cameriste fugeau cu masa \u0219i cu scaunele. Eram un pic blocat, dar am ie\u0219it totu\u0219i s\u0103 le \u00eentreb ce dracului fac,\u00een timp ce basculau scaunele peste gardul viu .<\/p>\n

Nu prea mai \u00een\u021beleg eu limbile slave dar mi s-a p\u0103rut c\u0103 ziceau c\u0103 le \u00eenlocuiesc . Dar la cum fugeau cu ele nu prea \u00eemi venea s\u0103 cred . M\u0103 ducea cu g\u00e2ndul la “via\u021ba la parter \u00een Bucure\u0219ti”.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 uit lung \u0219i nu mai vin.<\/p>\n

Mda, nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 iau asta dec\u00e2t cu amuzament. Vine \u0219i so\u021bia, \u00eei explic, s\u0103 nu fiu eu singurul \u00eencurcat mental.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i, dac\u0103 nu putem s\u0103 bem un suc pe teras\u0103, hai la o cafea la restaurant. Hai.<\/p>\n

\u0218i dau sa ies.<\/p>\n

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Mda. Presupun c\u0103 erau prea grele s\u0103 le arunce peste tufe pe teras\u0103, iar de intrat \u00een apartament nu puteau pentru c\u0103 :<\/p>\n

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Cu o cu totul alt\u0103 optic\u0103, a\u0219a \u00eemi dau seama ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 ai angaja\u021bi plini de zel.<\/p>\n

Ordinele se execut\u0103 nu se discut\u0103.<\/p>\n

Tre’ s\u0103 merg la recep\u021bie s\u0103 mul\u021bumesc pentru dou\u0103 mese, acum. Lol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am zis aici c\u0103 e mi\u0219to s\u0103 ai o teras\u0103 ata\u0219at\u0103 apartamentului de vacan\u021b\u0103 dar c\u0103 e cam inutil\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103car o mas\u0103 \u0219i dou\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12612,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1227,2711,2720,2710],"class_list":["post-12615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-la-bulgari","tag-la-mare","tag-long-beach-and-spa","tag-skorpilovtsi"],"views":2278,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG-20180728-WA0000-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3ht","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12615"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12616,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12615\/revisions\/12616"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}