{"id":1271,"date":"2015-01-12T22:51:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T20:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1271"},"modified":"2015-01-13T01:21:45","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T23:21:45","slug":"clash-of-clans-the-evil-stewardess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1271","title":{"rendered":"Clash of Clans: The evil stewardess  . They&#8217;re getting upgraded"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.bt-store.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/flight-attendant.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.bt-store.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/flight-attendant.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nLast Thursday while flying from Frankfurt to Bucharest I took note of flight attendants getting smarter and checking explicitly for the plane icon on passenger&#8217;s phones to make sure it&#8217;s really on flight mode, as the passengers always claim. That being said, today I didn&#8217;t had time to collect elixir between flights , because of delay to Munich. Hence, here <a title=\"unlucky again\" href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1283\">I was, in the plane to Dusseldorf <\/a>with the elixir still to collect.<\/p>\n<p>The stewardess informs that that we&#8217;re about to take off and asks us to switch the phones in flight mode. Yup,right away &#8230; I just start the Clash of Clans game. They present us the safety instructions. Veeery interesting&#8230;.. I start a battle on CoC. \u00a0The stewardess sneaks behind me and says:<\/p>\n<p>-Sir, \u00a0please \u00a0shut down the phone!<\/p>\n<p>Me , poker face:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; But , it&#8217;s in flight mode.<\/p>\n<p>She, weasel :<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00a0 Whaaaat?! Who do you think you&#8217;re fouling here ?! This is Clash of Clans , it needs internet to play . That&#8217;s no \u00a0flight mode. Please shut it down now, sir!<\/p>\n<p>Me , \u00a0donkey face:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Alright , alright , you caught me .<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Of course I caught you ! Clash of Clans?!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Thursday while flying from Frankfurt to Bucharest I took note of flight attendants getting smarter and checking explicitly for the plane icon on passenger&#8217;s&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[200,203],"class_list":["post-1271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lufthansa","tag-clash-of-clans","tag-stewardess"],"views":2137,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-kv","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1271"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1301,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions\/1301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}