{"id":12712,"date":"2018-08-07T06:33:13","date_gmt":"2018-08-07T04:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12712"},"modified":"2018-08-07T08:16:47","modified_gmt":"2018-08-07T06:16:47","slug":"chinuri-si-durere-visul-unei-nopti-la-tara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12712","title":{"rendered":"Chinuri \u0219i durere. Visul unei nop\u021bi la \u021bar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Mi s-a bu\u0219it degetul de muie.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a sunt astea, se mai stric\u0103. Nu era de ajuns c\u0103 m-am otr\u0103vit, m-am \u0219i \u00een\u021bepat \u00een de\u0219ti \u00een timp ce treb\u0103luiam pe la cas\u0103. M-am uitat eu s\u0103 v\u0103z dac\u0103 a r\u0103mas ceva pe acolo, dar nu am bunghit. Nici nu \u0219tiu exact \u00een ce: o fi fost vreo s\u00e2rm\u0103, vreo \u021b\u0103plig\u0103, vreo pizd\u0103 cu din\u021bi, dracu’ \u0219tie. A intrat prin m\u0103nu\u0219\u0103, pe sus, prin partea textil\u0103<\/p>\n

M-am sp\u0103lat, l-am b\u0103gat \u00een \u021buic\u0103 \u00eentru dezinfectare, iar apoi l-am supt s\u0103 testez t\u0103ria dezinfectantului, c\u0103 a f\u0103cut tata ceva \u021buic\u0103 nou\u0103 din vin \u0219i fructe, iar dac\u0103 \u00eenainte \u00eel \u00eenv\u0103\u021basem sa o taie c\u00e2nd nu mai arde, acum opre\u0219te mai \u00eenainte , c\u00e2t \u00eenc\u0103 arde, iar ultimii 2-3 litri \u00eei pune la cazanul urm\u0103tor. Butoi nou de lemn pentru brandy-ul \u0103sta aveam, dar divaghez.<\/p>\n

A doua zi s-a f\u0103cut pu\u021bin ro\u0219u \u0219i m\u0103 durea un pic. In punctul asta trebuia sa bag antibiotic, dar nu aveam \u0219i fiind la \u021bar\u0103 nu aveam nici imprimant\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi fac o re\u021bept\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nici nu am insistat, c\u0103 f\u0103ceam rost de ceva antibiotic de la farmacia din satul vecin.<\/p>\n

Duminic\u0103 era \u0219i un pic umflat, iar azi diminea\u021b\u0103 m\u0103 cam enerva, a\u0219a c\u0103 fusei la o farmacie unde \u00eemi mai dau doamnele chestii f\u0103r\u0103 re\u021bet\u0103, c\u0103 ar\u0103t a om de \u00eencredere \u0219i \u00eentrebai de ceva antibiotic oral.<\/p>\n

-Nu prea mai e de oral.<\/p>\n

Corect, ar\u0103ta cam de anal. \u0218i cam durea.<\/p>\n

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Fusei \u0219i la dentist, c\u0103 de aia am treab\u0103 prin Bucure\u0219ti, s\u0103 \u00eemi str\u00e2ng\u0103 s\u00e2rmele in gur\u0103. I-am zis c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 le mai \u021bin mult, s\u0103 le str\u00e2ng\u0103 mai cu talent, iar acum trage de ele cu abnega\u021bie. M\u0103 dor din\u021bii din v\u00e2rful capului \u0219i alta nu.<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103 m\u0103 lini\u0219teasc\u0103 c\u00e2nd v\u0103zu’ degetul zise c\u0103 e bine, tre’ s\u0103 mai v\u0103d un medic care s\u0103 m\u0103 repare \u0219i de \u0103la, c\u0103 la cum se uit\u0103 ea mi-ar trebui o incizie, cur\u0103\u021bat, uscat, c\u0103cat…<\/p>\n

A\u0219a \u00eemi trecea \u0219i mie prin cap, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i revine de la alifia aia Baneocin de o luai de diminea\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eemi fac o incizie, dar zic , hai in pula mea, s\u0103 nu mai experimentez singur pe mine ca pe \u0219obolan , dac\u0103 tot sunt in Bucale, singurul loc din \u021bar\u0103 unde mai beneficiezi de asisten\u021b\u0103 medical\u0103 – pl\u0103tit\u0103, normal, c\u0103 de aia am asigurare obligatorie de s\u0103n\u0103tate de stat pe care am platit-o \u00een avans pe tot anul.<\/p>\n

Merg la un medic \u0219i poate m\u0103 anesteziaz\u0103, ceva, s\u0103 nu mai suf\u0103r ca animalul c\u00e2nd m\u0103 automutilez.<\/p>\n

Sunai la Medlife \u0219i g\u0103sir\u0103 o doamn\u0103 medic azi. Care zise c\u0103 nu ar s\u0103ri pe mine cu incizia c\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei d\u0103m o \u0219ans\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi d\u0103du ceva tratament clasic cu Rivanol \u0219i alt\u0103 alifie sub nu \u0219tiu ce fel de pansament. \u0218i f\u0103r\u0103 antibiotic deloc, c\u0103 auzi c\u0103 noi rom\u00e2nii avem rezisten\u021b\u0103 la antibiotice maxed out c\u0103 suntem degrab\u0103 \u00eenghi\u021bitori de pilule.<\/p>\n

I-auzi, care eu nu am mai v\u0103zut un antibiotic de anul trecut de la opera\u021bia dentar\u0103 ( denti\u0219tii \u00ee\u021bi dau antibiotice cu bascula, se \u0219tie) , mi-era \u0219i dor de un Augmentin, ceva. Ehm, nu fu s\u0103 fie.<\/p>\n

Cic\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 prezint la control peste trei zile. Mp\u0103i nu pot, c\u0103 plec din Bucure\u0219ti, c\u0103 eu sunt la \u021bar\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cic\u0103 , ok, dac\u0103 iese c\u0103 nu se vindec\u0103 s\u0103 merg la spitalul jude\u021bean c\u0103 \u00eel \u0219tie pe domnu’ director de acolo, c\u0103 ar avea o echipa de chirurgi super.<\/p>\n

Nu sunt sigur dac\u0103 mai e spital acolo, \u00een rest eu \u00eei cred c\u0103 or fi oameni capabili.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 m\u0103 uit pe Amazon dupe un bisturiu, \u0219i ceva anestezice de la canadieni, p\u00e2n\u0103 una alta.<\/p>\n

Carevas\u0103zic\u0103 aici se cam rupe visul meu frumos cu casa la \u021bar\u0103. Dac\u0103 te prinde boala din urm\u0103 estimez c\u0103 tre’ s\u0103 ajungi tot la Bucure\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

In fine, \u00een rest sunt bine, m\u0103 doare in cur. C\u0103 am jucat ceva volei de plaja cu copiii \u0219i so\u021bia pe nisip, iar eu iau astea in serios. Am c\u0103zut \u00eentr-un salt mortal, in Trebuci pe nisip, de mi s-a desp\u0103r\u021bit nada florilor in dou\u0103, zici c\u0103 am ie\u0219it din \u00eenchisoare ieri, din celula unor pedera\u0219ti.<\/p>\n

Greu e c\u00e2nd te apropii de 35. Tot uit c\u0103 de la o vreme treburile astea dor \u0219i pielea mea se \u00eentinde mai greu.<\/p>\n

Partea mi\u0219to e c\u0103 acum c\u00e2nd conduc ar\u0103t la toat\u0103 lumea muie, chiar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vreau.<\/p>\n

\u0218i d-abia g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00een casa asta o foarfeca s\u0103 tai un pansament. Parc\u0103 v\u0103zusem c\u0103 vinde cineva unele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mi s-a bu\u0219it degetul de muie. A\u0219a sunt astea, se mai stric\u0103. Nu era de ajuns c\u0103 m-am otr\u0103vit, m-am \u0219i \u00een\u021bepat \u00een de\u0219ti \u00een…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12715,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,571,1],"tags":[2742,2741,35],"class_list":["post-12712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-life-log","category-uncategorized","tag-august-2018","tag-beteag","tag-comunism"],"views":3213,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_20180806_204658604.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3j2","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12712"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12719,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12712\/revisions\/12719"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}