{"id":12771,"date":"2018-08-13T22:20:52","date_gmt":"2018-08-13T20:20:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12771"},"modified":"2018-08-13T22:20:52","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T20:20:52","slug":"doo-glume-trei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12771","title":{"rendered":"Doo glume, trei"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Nu prea e de comentat <a href=\"http:\/\/evz.ro\/romania-autostrazi-cnair-sfieste.html\">declaratia<\/a>\u00a0 sefului de la drumuri.<\/p>\n<p>Ma intreb daca la anul sarbatorim 101 ani sau, doar 1 in plus fata de centenar.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12772\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=12772#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/centenar-evz.png\" data-orig-size=\"741,531\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"centenar-evz\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/centenar-evz.png\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12772\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/centenar-evz.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"741\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/centenar-evz.png 741w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/centenar-evz-300x215.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 741px) 100vw, 741px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Asta e o gluma mai mult pentru ca nu cred ca le reuseste calendarul la fix.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12773\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=12773#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/calendarautostrazi.png\" data-orig-size=\"741,879\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"calendarautostrazi\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/calendarautostrazi.png\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12773\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/calendarautostrazi.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"741\" height=\"879\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/calendarautostrazi.png 741w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/calendarautostrazi-253x300.png 253w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 741px) 100vw, 741px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cel mai tare clip cu protestul l-am vazut la Snoop Dog pe instagram, ceva cu fuck the police:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 540px; min-width: 326px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);\" data-instgrm-captioned=\"\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BmXBOuqAyac\/?utm_source=ig_embed\" data-instgrm-version=\"9\">\n<div style=\"padding: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background: #F8F8F8; line-height: 0; margin-top: 40px; padding: 62.5% 0; text-align: center; width: 100%;\">\n<div style=\"background: url(data:image\/png; base64,ivborw0kggoaaaansuheugaaacwaaaascamaaaapwqozaaaabgdbtueaalgpc\/xhbqaaaafzukdcak7ohokaaaamuexurczmzpf399fx1+bm5mzy9amaaadisurbvdjlvzxbesmgces5\/p8\/t9furvcrmu73jwlzosgsiizurcjo\/ad+eqjjb4hv8bft+idpqocx1wjosbfhh2xssxeiyn3uli\/6mnree07uiwjev8ueowds88ly97kqytlijkktuybbruayvh5wohixmpi5we58ek028czwyuqdlkpg1bkb4nnm+veanfhqn1k4+gpt6ugqcvu2h2ovuif\/gwufyy8owepdyzsa3avcqpvovvzzz2vtnn2wu8qzvjddeto90gsy9mvlqtgysy231mxry6i2ggqjrty0l8fxcxfcbbhwrsyyaaaaaelftksuqmcc); display: block; height: 44px; margin: 0 auto -44px; position: relative; top: -22px; width: 44px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"margin: 8px 0 0 0; padding: 0 4px;\"><a style=\"color: #000; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none; word-wrap: break-word;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BmXBOuqAyac\/?utm_source=ig_embed\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Yes. F. T. P.<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;\">A post shared by <a style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/snoopdogg\/?utm_source=ig_embed\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> snoopdogg<\/a> (@snoopdogg) on <time style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;\" datetime=\"2018-08-12T01:02:55+00:00\">Aug 11, 2018 at 6:02pm PDT<\/time><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async defer src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Cica are concert pe 29 acu in Bucuresti. Am treaba ca dadeam o geana, poate se dadeau jointuri pe jetoane.<\/p>\n<p>A treia e si nu prea.<\/p>\n<p>Un pod s-a prabusit cu un tren de marfa ce cara biodiesel pe la Dolj, cam ca in &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KspqXHF2TtI\">The Cassandra Crossing<\/a>&#8221; ( ati vazut filmul la ProTV de cel putin 10 ori sub numele de Podul Cassandra), doar ca in circumstante diferite.<\/p>\n<p>Podul era defect, un sens era in lucru, iar lucrarea era protejata doar de semnale de circulatie pana cand se schimba macazul. Si conductorul era un pic muscat de caine. Cam de 0.73 la mie alcool in aerul expirat, asa.<\/p>\n<p>Lumea se ultragiaza, ca vai, cum sepoate asa ceva. Ba, sincer? La ce infrastructura si resursa umana a mai ramas la CFR, stirile astea ar trebui sa fie norma, eu nu inteleg de ce se intampla asa rar. Am vazut cateva poduri de cale ferata pe sub care treceam cu rabla in timp ce-mi faceam cruce cu limba in gura si\u00a0 bagam &#8220;Tatal Nostru&#8221; pe FFD si mi-am fixat o convingere pe tema.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu prea e de comentat declaratia\u00a0 sefului de la drumuri. Ma intreb daca la anul sarbatorim 101 ani sau, doar 1 in plus fata de&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,170],"tags":[2750,2751,752,2749],"class_list":["post-12771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-trash","category-politice","tag-autostrada-2018","tag-centenar","tag-protest","tag-snoop"],"views":2468,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3jZ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12771"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12774,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12771\/revisions\/12774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}