{"id":1281,"date":"2015-01-08T20:51:43","date_gmt":"2015-01-08T18:51:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2015-01-08T20:51:43","modified_gmt":"2015-01-08T18:51:43","slug":"20c-povestiri-din-ciudateni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1281","title":{"rendered":"20C.Povestiri din Ciudateni"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Merg prin DutyFree&#8230;<br \/>\nTrag un Gherlan pe nas, la deruta&#8230;Astept , de fapt, sa treaca timpul si sa se imbarce odata cei 2435678975 pasageri care asteapta in gramada ordonata.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Ba ce loc am ? Scot lenes telefonu&#8217; spart din buzunar , dau cu destiu&#8217; , vad, ma mai uit o tura la coada, mai trag pe nas dintr-un carton cu alt parfum pe el&#8230; bai&nbsp; asta parca miroase a fofo, ce dracu&#8217;?! Ma uit la pret &#8211; 70 de EUR pentru miros de fofo ? Iau parfumu&#8217; trag direct din el, miroase a altceva. Ba, ce dracu&#8217;. Ma&nbsp; duc la borcanu&#8217; cu cartoane de test. Ale dracu&#8217; vanzatoare, ce-ati fi facut voi cu cartoanele astea ? Iau altu, nu miroase a nimic , inca unu&#8230; nik. Baai frate&#8230; Arunc cartonul cu parfum &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Am plecat de mult de-acasa&#8230; Hai ba, va-mbarcati odata ? Astia se spawneaza intr-una , ca-s tot atati ,cati erau mai devreme. Zergii dracu&#8217;.&nbsp; Ba ce loc am? Scot telefonu&#8217;&#8230;. Aha, bun , la margine.<\/p>\n<p>Mai dau o tura, mai pun un parfum pe carton, ceva Bureberry , parca.La cat ma pricep, ar putea fi BureBista. Nu miroase funny, wait, parca e deodorant d&#8217;ala ieftin, Diablo, de care foloseam cand eram mai sarac si mai zgarcit ca acu&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Cat costa? 62 de EUR? Bai, nu se poate sa miroase a 10 lei, de banii astia. Bag cartonu&#8217; in buzunar. Pesemne mi s-a stricat nasu&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Ha, se facu de imbarcare! Ba, ce loc am?<br \/>\nMa mai uit odata in avion, ajung la randu&#8217; 20, vad ca sta cineva pe locul C. Scot telefonul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Hello sir, I am sorry, I have this place, 20C.<\/p>\n<p>Se uita crucis, scoate telefonu&#8217;, imi arata.&nbsp; Scrie 20D. Nu sunt sigur, ma mai uit odata la mine&#8230;<br \/>\n-Sir, you have 20D , see? This free place across the aisle.<br \/>\n-Are you sure? ma intreaba. <\/p>\n<p>Ma uit la ochelarii lui, sunt dubli fata de ai mei.<\/p>\n<p>-Yes, quite sure.<br \/>\n-Oh, yes, sorry. <\/p>\n<p>Scot cartonul din buzunar. Miros cu frica sa nu cumva sa fofo. Nope, tot a 10 lei miroase.<\/p>\n<p>Ciudat. Nici n-am baut nimic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merg prin DutyFree&#8230; Trag un Gherlan pe nas, la deruta&#8230;Astept , de fapt, sa treaca timpul si sa se imbarce odata cei 2435678975 pasageri care&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":2034,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-kF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1282,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions\/1282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}