{"id":12819,"date":"2018-08-19T21:58:52","date_gmt":"2018-08-19T19:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12819"},"modified":"2018-08-19T22:09:27","modified_gmt":"2018-08-19T20:09:27","slug":"scurt-monument-de-insatisfactie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12819","title":{"rendered":"Scurt mo[nu]ment de insatisfac\u021bie"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Azi am f\u0103cut o eroare teribil\u0103. Voiam s\u0103 v\u0103 ar\u0103t un film tare din trafic \u0219i a\u0219a de \u00eendem\u00e2natic sunt c\u0103 l-am \u0219ters cu shift+delete, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 \u0219terg altele din jurul lui.<\/p>\n

Ok, \u0219tiu c\u0103 \u00eel pot recupera de pe card, am pus un program, am g\u0103sit o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de filme dar nu \u0103la. S\u0103-l ia dracu’, \u00eei fac un rezumat scurt, c\u0103 e prea tare.<\/p>\n

Am plecat pe dup\u0103 pr\u00e2nz sa cump\u0103r ceva de-ale casei, un filtru de 10″ \u0219i ceva chestii de conectat furtune.<\/p>\n

In comuna vecin\u0103, nun\u021bi. Italieni, spanioli, to\u021bi vin acas\u0103 \u00een august s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 nun\u021bile \u0219i botezurile. \u0218i nu c\u0103 nu ar putea s\u0103 le fac\u0103 la ei acolo \u00een Italii \u0219i Spanii, c\u0103 pot, dar au oamenii aici.<\/p>\n

Adic\u0103 nunta\u0219ii. \u0218i se fac pe band\u0103 rulant\u0103 \u0219i s\u00e2mb\u0103ta \u0219i duminica, c\u0103 obliga\u021biile sunt obliga\u021bii \u0219i serios c\u0103 nu \u00eei \u00een\u021beleg, gen de ce nu fac \u0219i \u00een celelalte zile LMMJV, c\u0103 bani se pot da la plic \u0219i atunci\u0219a.<\/p>\n

Eh \u0219i erau unii cu nunta \u00een drum.<\/p>\n

Mireasa la udat<\/strong><\/p>\n

Adic\u0103 o duduie \u00een rochie alb\u0103 cu rudele ei \u0219i o g\u0103leat\u0103 in mijlocul asfaltului.<\/p>\n

Ajung \u00een zon\u0103, opresc respectuos, c\u0103 plm, oi avea eu treab\u0103 , dar e duminic\u0103, iar ziua Domnului \u0219i taina c\u0103s\u0103toriei trebuie respectate . Cough-Cough!<\/p>\n

Zic \u0103ia ce au de zis, nu \u0219tiu obiceiul c\u0103 de la nunta mea au trecut aproape 10 ani \u0219i nu ne-a pasionat asta, \u0219i g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 s-or da la o parte s\u0103 trec.<\/p>\n

Da, dar nu acum.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi face tipul care \u00eenso\u021bea mireasa, cred c\u0103 nu era mire, c\u0103 era \u00eembr\u0103cat cam dubios , semn c\u0103 “hoprea”, s\u0103 stau unde sunt, c\u0103 mai au treab\u0103.<\/p>\n

Stau. Am motorul pornit, aerul condi\u021bionat merge, ce treab\u0103 am, eu nu \u0219tiu cum pot rezista \u0103ia \u00eempopo\u021bona\u021bi a\u0219a pe asfalt, mie \u00eemi era cald in haine de ginere \u0219i undeva trecut de jum\u0103tatea lui septembrie.<\/p>\n

Se a\u0219eaz\u0103 toat\u0103 trupa la poze, zic “b\u0103, e corect. Imortalizeaz\u0103 oamenii scena”.<\/p>\n

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Vine \u0219i o tanti cu camera, trage caseta aia pe care nu se mai uit\u0103 nimeni niciodat\u0103 dup\u0103 nunt\u0103, dec\u00e2t cu for\u021ba. Caseta aia pe care te ui\u021bi s\u0103 vezi ce prost ai fost, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place asta, nu c\u0103 te-ai \u00eensurat – nu, asta e ok – dar c\u0103 te-ai supus la to’felul de c\u0103caturi ne\u00een\u021belese.<\/p>\n

Ah, p\u0103i, spune\u021bi a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

-Filma\u021bi, doamn\u0103, filma\u021bi! Produce\u021bi amintirile pe care nimeni nu le vrea, c\u0103 sunte\u021bi pl\u0103tit\u0103.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 acum vor lua dracului g\u0103leata de plastic din strad\u0103 \u0219i se vor risipi s\u0103 pot s\u0103 trec, c\u0103 deja a mai venit o ma\u0219in\u0103 din sens invers.<\/p>\n

Dar nu. C\u0103 asta nu e tot !<\/p>\n

Se adun\u0103 \u00een jurul ei \u0219i \u00eencing \u0219i-o hor\u0103; l\u0103utarii c\u00e2nt\u0103 de zici c\u0103-i de fric\u0103, iar \u0103\u0219tia ridic\u0103 praful ca africanii, \u00een timp ce m\u0103 uit la ei cu ochii da\u021bi peste cap p\u00e2n\u0103 la ceaf\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 vreo 5 minute \u0219i vreo \u00eenc\u0103 3-4 ma\u0219ini adunate au obosit \u0219i ei \u0219i l\u0103utarii \u0219i au deblocat drumul, nu de alta, dar incepuser\u0103 \u0219i acorduri de claxoane de la cei din spatele meu.<\/p>\n

#via\u021bala\u021bar\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Azi am f\u0103cut o eroare teribil\u0103. Voiam s\u0103 v\u0103 ar\u0103t un film tare din trafic \u0219i a\u0219a de \u00eendem\u00e2natic sunt c\u0103 l-am \u0219ters cu shift+delete,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12818,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1178],"tags":[2761,2759,2760],"class_list":["post-12819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-la-tara","tag-la-udat","tag-mireasa-in-drum","tag-nunta-la-tara"],"views":1575,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/mireasa_de_la_tara_inainte_de_nunta-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3kL","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12819"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12824,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12819\/revisions\/12824"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}