{"id":12830,"date":"2018-08-21T06:05:17","date_gmt":"2018-08-21T04:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12830"},"modified":"2018-08-21T06:05:17","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T04:05:17","slug":"cate-ceva-despre-ardei-iute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12830","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2te ceva despre ardei iute"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Unii oameni sunt foodies \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i iau doza de drog, fie din gusturi rafinate, fie din cantit\u0103\u021bi \u00eensemnate de zaharuri sau gr\u0103simi de tot soiul.<\/p>\n

Ca un om care \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenving\u0103 sentimentele gurmande, c\u0103 serios c\u0103 nu prea mi-ar \u0219ade bine s\u0103 am un metru \u0219i \u0219aptezeci de centimetri \u00een circumferin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i aproape la fel \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, recurg la alte droguri, cum ar fi gusturi extreme, nu neap\u0103rat rafinate, mai de grab\u0103 brute \u0219i brutale, s\u0103 sim\u021bi c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u0219i mori; olteni.<\/p>\n

Sunt fan m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri iu\u021bi. De aia m\u0103n\u00e2nc de la mexicani \u0219i de la indieni, iar ardei iute m\u0103n\u00e2nc de pe vremea c\u00e2nd aveam 5-6 ani \u0219i m\u0103 luau ai mei cu ei la pomenile mor\u021bilor din familie.<\/p>\n

M\u00e2ncarea de varz\u0103, fierbinte, cu ardei iute, servit\u0103 pe capacul tronului (sicriu) unui proasp\u0103t decedat e o experien\u021b\u0103 greu de uitat . \u0218i greu de \u00eenlocuit. E \u0219i un loc bun s\u0103 te c\u0103le\u0219ti in m\u00e2ncatul ardeiului \u021b\u00e2r<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Lumea zice c\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi de mort, c\u00e2nd \u021bie \u00ee\u021bi \u021buruie lacrimile din ochi \u0219i pe nas, mai ceva ca laptele din z\u0103toarele femeilor \u00een luna a noua, de durere, arsuri \u0219i venin. Doamne, ai mil\u0103 de sufletul p\u0103c\u0103tosului, robului t\u0103u.<\/p>\n

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Tot selec\u021bioneaz\u0103 tata dou\u0103 specii. Una moderat\u0103 pentru oameni normali, \u0219i mai v\u00e2rstnici, cu probleme de HTA \u0219i una pentru maniaci ca fiu-s\u0103u.<\/p>\n

Asta e aia moderat\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Proaspe\u021bi sunt mai iu\u021bi dec\u00e2t conserva\u021bi \u00een o\u021bet, c\u0103 o\u021betul le taie semnificativ din venin. Asta ca s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi cum v\u0103 doza\u021bi capsicaina.<\/p>\n

Cu c\u00e2t culegi mai de la v\u00e2rful plantei, mai tineri, sunt mai acceptabili, mai pu\u021bin iu\u021bi, mai pla\u021bi. Dar nu sunt de speriat.<\/p>\n

\u0102\u0219tia sunt.<\/p>\n

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Ii vezi ce mici \u0219i ro\u0219ii sunt ei \u0219i te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c\u00e2t de ai dracului s\u0103 fie, m\u0103, c\u0103 unul de-\u0103sta e, a\u0219a, de o m\u0103sea, nu mai mult.<\/p>\n

Uite, \u0103sta mititelu’ , c\u00e2t o cirea\u0219\u0103 mai mare,am zis c\u0103 \u00eel dozez, s\u0103-l halesc din 3 guri.<\/p>\n

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Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 guri eram la jum\u0103tatea lui \u0219i-l savuram p\u00e2n\u0103 la limita halucina\u021biei:<\/p>\n

Practic, de\u0219i nu-i vedeam, c\u0103 aveam lacrimile de-mi umpluser\u0103 ochelarii \u0219i \u00eemi curgeau de-a valma ca unei pizde pe care a p\u0103r\u0103sit-o prima iubire \u0219i nefutut\u0103, sim\u021beam cum tata, de al\u0103turi, m\u0103 bate peste gur\u0103 cu o uluc\u0103 din gard cu cuie, so\u021bia se distra sco\u021b\u00e2ndu-mi limba de-un cot, b\u0103t\u00e2nd-o cu sucitorul \u00eenvelit \u00een urzici, pe g\u00e2t mi se prelingea cianur\u0103, iar pl\u0103m\u00e2nii mi se umpleau de gaz sarin cu fiecare respira\u021bie.<\/p>\n

Am considerat c\u0103 mi-e de ajuns o jum\u0103tate de boab\u0103 de aia \u0219i dup\u0103 un ciclu digestiv complet am aflat c\u0103 a fost mai mult dec\u00e2t de ajuns, c\u00e2nd a trebuit s\u0103 repet experien\u021ba, observ\u00e2nd brusc c\u0103 se pare c\u0103 \u00een stomac, \u00een cursul digestiei, m\u00e2ncarea s-a autoambalat \u00een s\u00e2rm\u0103 \u00eenghimpat\u0103.<\/p>\n

La dou\u0103 ore dup\u0103 mas\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 mai sim\u021beam buzele pline de toxin\u0103 botulinic\u0103, limba umflat\u0103 de un roi de albine \u0219i, nu bag m\u00e2na \u00een foc, dar cred c\u0103 aveam \u0219i un ochi negru.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 fac o glum\u0103 proast\u0103 de sezon a\u0219 spune c\u0103 l-am pus pe tata s\u0103 p\u0103zeasc\u0103 ardeii ca pe merele de aur, s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 \u00eei fure jandarmii, c\u0103 fac pr\u0103p\u0103d cu \u0103\u0219tia.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 e s\u0103 cred ce v\u0103d pe internet, cel mai al dracu’ ardei iute este California Reaper. Nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t de criminal poate fi \u0103la, c\u0103 eu sunt deja spintecat, dar a\u0219 fi \u00een stare s\u0103 \u00eel duc pe \u0103sta la un concurs, numai s\u0103 g\u0103sesc ni\u0219te fraieri s\u0103 se bage la o degustare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Unii oameni sunt foodies \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i iau doza de drog, fie din gusturi rafinate, fie din cantit\u0103\u021bi \u00eensemnate de zaharuri sau gr\u0103simi de tot soiul.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12825,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[675,614,1178,571],"tags":[676],"class_list":["post-12830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-agro","category-bio","category-la-tara","category-life-log","tag-ardei-iute"],"views":2556,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/IMG_20180818_123428201_HDR-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3kW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12830\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}