{"id":12863,"date":"2018-08-24T13:33:17","date_gmt":"2018-08-24T11:33:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12863"},"modified":"2018-08-24T13:37:07","modified_gmt":"2018-08-24T11:37:07","slug":"scurt-cat-poate-sa-fie-de-greu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12863","title":{"rendered":"Scurt: Cat poate sa fie de greu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Intru in casa dezamagit ca sa-mi spuna sotia ( noi suntem sinceri la treburi de-astea ) ca &#8220;ha-ha-ha, arati mai batran cu 10 ani&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Perfect, pula mea, mereu mi-am dorit sa calatoresc in viitor! Futu-i natia ma-sii de frizerita.<\/p>\n<p>Dar asta nu e tot, cica arat ca Beavis si Butthead, n-am intrebat care, ca oricum nu-i deosebesc, dar presupun ca ala mai urat, sau amandoi la un loc. Ba, si uitandu-ma in oglinda chiar arat. Aratam, pana sa imi fac dus si sa mai repar ce e de reparat.\u00a0 Chiar si perciunii lipsa, ca atata o duse mintea pe idioata cand ii spusei sa-i faca la fel.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/beavisandbutthead.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12864\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=12864#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/beavisandbutthead.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"630,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"beavisandbutthead\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/beavisandbutthead-538x1024.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12864\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/beavisandbutthead.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"630\" height=\"1200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/beavisandbutthead.jpg 630w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/beavisandbutthead-158x300.jpg 158w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/beavisandbutthead-538x1024.jpg 538w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Si ma intreb cat pula mea e de greu cand vine unu la tine pe scaun si iti spune ca vrea sa fie tuns in aceeasi forma dar un pic mai scurt\u00a0 sa nu poti face asta, ci sa faci tot felu&#8217; de valvoaie d-astea in voga, pe care nu le-am cerut si care oricum imi stau ca un cur, ca nu-s io genul ala.<\/p>\n<p>Coaie, io am impresia ca frizeria asta e treaba de matematici complexe. Cand te intreaba frizerita ce vrei,\u00a0 tre&#8217; sa ii intinzi frumos pe masa matricea cu transformata Fourier a filtrului spatial pe care tre&#8217; sa ti-l aplice si-i spui:<\/p>\n<p>-Auzi? Cum stai cu analiza diferentiala? N-ai avut restanta la asta, sper, nu?<\/p>\n<p>Pula mea, nici asta nu e meserie de femei, bag sama.\u00a0 Care zice primu&#8217; ca-s misogin, ma-sa e curva.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intru in casa dezamagit ca sa-mi spuna sotia ( noi suntem sinceri la treburi de-astea ) ca &#8220;ha-ha-ha, arati mai batran cu 10 ani&#8221;. 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