{"id":12937,"date":"2018-09-06T06:47:43","date_gmt":"2018-09-06T04:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12937"},"modified":"2018-09-05T14:48:22","modified_gmt":"2018-09-05T12:48:22","slug":"ultrascurt-caricatiura-cu-pesta-africana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12937","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: Caricatura cu Pesta Africana"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Aia care afecteaza porcii, mai putin pe-ai lu’ copilu’ lu Dragnea<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Am auzit zilele trecute ca era penurie de lazi frigorifice in Ialomita, ca stii cum e, vin aia sa-ti arunce porcu’ in masina pentru plutonul de executie, mai bine il executi tu si-l bagi la lada.<\/p>\n

L-am intrebat si pe tata daca vrea sa-i cumpar o lada, dar a zis ca e deja pe pozitii cu tot ce trebuie la caz de necaz. Cutitoaia e ascutita, daca o sa ajunga vestea bolii prin sat si-or venii golanii aia de la stat sa ridice porcii, or sa constate cu stupoare ca a sosit ignatul mai devreme.<\/p>\n

Un amic isi freca mainile de bucurie ca au auzit consatenii lui ( in alta zona din tara) ca e pesta pe vine, mai are vreo 50 de km de autostrada si ajunge si la ei.<\/p>\n

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Si satenii cu pricina sunt deja cu la\u021bu’ in dreapta si cutitul in stanga, sau invers, alergand porcii prin cote\u021be, sa nu aiba discutii pe teme patrimoniale cu hingherii porcilor . Iar el se bucura, ca un roman vero, ca aia ai lui folosesc porcul de obicei sa-i scoata din iarna. Daca-l folosesc mai iute, au sa le cam ghiortaie matele mai incolo, ceea ce inseamna c-o sa-i ia el la munca pe 2 lei. Deh, romani.<\/p>\n

Daca si la nivel micro treaba asta cu Pesta introduce loc de facut ceva specula si de provocat cutremure in climatul social, bag sama ca la nivel macro e o scroafa de muls.<\/p>\n

Miza e alta.\u00a0 Cei mai mari<\/strong><\/a> crescatori de porci se afla in Timis, Vrancea, Arges, Brasov – in ordinea asta.<\/p>\n

Vedeti harta de mai jos si cum se suprapune peste zonele afectate.<\/p>\n

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Salus Nostra Extrema Thule.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aia care afecteaza porcii, mai putin pe-ai lu’ copilu’ lu Dragnea. Am auzit zilele trecute ca era penurie de lazi frigorifice in Ialomita, ca stii…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12940,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-civilisation","category-de-criza"],"views":2281,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/mistret.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3mF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12937"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12944,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12937\/revisions\/12944"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}