{"id":12988,"date":"2018-09-10T05:06:25","date_gmt":"2018-09-10T03:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12988"},"modified":"2018-09-10T08:43:38","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T06:43:38","slug":"proba-proba-oursson-jm7002-or","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=12988","title":{"rendered":"Prob\u0103-prob\u0103: Oursson JM7002\/OR"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni mi-au trimis domnii de la Depanero storc\u0103torul<\/a> \u00eenapoi. Nici bun\u0103 ziua, nici futu-te \u00een cur, m-am trezit cu SMS de la curier c\u0103 el livreaz\u0103. Nu \u0219tiam ce, \u0219i mai ales cui, c\u0103 eu nu eram in \u021bar\u0103. L-am sunat pe tata s\u0103 \u00eel pun \u00een gard\u0103, pe urm\u0103 \u0103la sun\u0103 c\u0103 disperatul iar eu respingeam constant c\u0103 eram intr-o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103. Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 rejecturi i-am trimis \u0219i SMS cu num\u0103rul lui tata, dar omul era prins \u00een ac\u021biune \u0219i-a mai sunat de vreo c\u00e2teva ori din iner\u021bie.<\/p>\n

Pe urm\u0103 l-am sunat pe tata \u0219i a livrat. \u0218i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe tata:<\/p>\n

-Dom’ne, sunte\u021bi tat\u0103l b\u0103iatului de la care am ridicat storc\u0103torul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n

-Da.<\/p>\n

-Dom’ne, copilul dumneavoastr\u0103 are ceva la cap, e bolnav ? ( Aia e, c\u00e2nd ai fa\u021b\u0103 de nebun. )<\/p>\n

-Nu, dom’ne, de ce?<\/p>\n

Acu’ , eu am g\u0103rg\u0103unii mei \u0219i n-am boala s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103, vorba aia, doar locuiesc pe strada spitalului de psihiatrie , da’ tata e un domn, nu m\u0103 d\u0103 de gol.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, zice curierul, c\u00e2nd am ridicat pachetul, data trecut\u0103, mi-a f\u0103cut poze.<\/p>\n

Tata r\u00e2de. Chiar i-am f\u0103cut, c\u0103 ridica un produs f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel fi chemat eu, era chemat de Depanero. Am f\u0103cut poz\u0103 \u0219i la con\u021binutul coletului.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i normal c\u0103 \u021bi-a f\u0103cut poze, b\u0103, \u0219i io \u021bi-a\u0219 fi f\u0103cut dac\u0103 aveam cu ce.<\/p>\n

Lol.<\/p>\n

In fine, la subiect, am testat aparatul , a mers , iar azi l-am pus la munc\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103. A adunat mama merele c\u0103zute pe jos \u0219i m-am pus de-am stors vreo 13 sticle de suc, fiind num\u0103r cu ghinion, una se sparse la sterilizare, 12 fiind num\u0103r biblic, una m\u0103 tr\u0103da \u0219i sari dopu’.<\/p>\n

Despre storc\u0103cios:<\/p>\n

Una la m\u00e2n\u0103: Pe lumea asta eu cunosc doua tipuri de storc\u0103toare:<\/p>\n

(Poza e a unuia random, nu l-am avut pe \u0103sta vreodat\u0103 )<\/p>\n

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Unele cu un fel de sit\u0103 r\u0103z\u0103toare, centrifugal\u0103, care r\u0103zuie\u0219te fructele, sucul curge pe ni\u0219te g\u0103urele iar pulpa e aruncata centrifugal \u00eentr-un vas cumva \u00eemprejurul sitei.<\/p>\n

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Unele cu melc de care nu \u0219tiam p\u00e2n\u0103 l-am cump\u0103rat pe \u0103sta \u0219i care se rotesc \u00eencet \u0219i chiar storc fructul, uite aici<\/a><\/span><\/strong> cum, c\u0103 turnai \u0219i un film, \u00een caz c\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi tehnologia. Iar pulpa iese aproape ca un pelete de uscat\u0103 pe jos .<\/p>\n

http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/1536430701.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n

Eu nu \u00eei fac reclam\u0103 \u0103stuia , c\u0103 nu am mai avut altele cu melc \u0219i habar nu am dac\u0103 e bun in compara\u021bie cu altele. Evident c\u0103 am o idee, dar vorbim pe cifre \u0219i pe pus m\u00e2na, nu pe presupuneri.<\/p>\n

Dar ce pot s\u0103 v\u0103 spun dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi dac\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 lua\u021bi unul cu sit\u0103 sau cu melc e c\u0103 dac\u0103 p\u0103rerile sunt \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bite cu privire la argumentele decisive, e pentru c\u0103 parerologii sunt fie idio\u021bi, fie \u0219arlatani .<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce am \u00een\u021beles principiile de func\u021bionare mi-am dat seama c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 motiv pentru care s\u0103 vrei un storc\u0103tor centrifugal, dac\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 exist\u0103 \u0219i din astea cu melc. Eu am avut \u0219i din cel\u0103lalt \u0219i sunt a\u0219a, ca un tratament naturist in compara\u021bie cu medicina pe baz\u0103 de chimicale \u0219i bisturiu.<\/p>\n

\u021ai se pare c\u0103 e totul mai bine c\u00e2nd vezi vitez\u0103 \u0219i tehnologie, doar c\u0103 nimic nu merge cum trebuie \u0219i po\u021bi banii asta c\u00e2nd vezi pulpa c\u0103 nu \u00eei bine stoars\u0103, dar nu \u00ee\u021bi dai seama exact ce nu e in ordine.<\/p>\n

Bine, cele mai multe au design at\u00e2t de prost \u00eenc\u00e2t eu m\u0103 uitam la ele \u00een magazin \u0219i a\u0219a dup\u0103 o privire mai atent\u0103 m\u0103 puteam \u00eentreba singur – b\u0103, dar de ce ☁ fi f\u0103cut \u0103\u0219tia chestia asta altfel?<\/p>\n

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Exist\u0103 vreun dezavantaj la chestiu\u021ba asta? B\u0103i, da; de\u0219i cur\u0103\u021batul merge \u00een general mai u\u0219or dec\u00e2t la alea centrifugale, e partea aia pe unde se \u00eendeas\u0103 pele\u021bi stor\u0219i, e un canal de plastic , de dimensiuni mici, cu rol de pres\u0103 , care e dificil de cur\u0103\u021bat. Eu am terminat in 3-5 minute, dar fiind la \u021bar\u0103 am folosit un aparat de cur\u0103\u021bat cu presiune , \u00een curte. La ora\u0219i <\/cite>nu prea ai op\u021biunea asta la chiuveta din buc\u0103t\u0103rie, va trebui s\u0103 te aju\u021bi de diverse ustensile: cu\u021bit, ceva \u0219urubelni\u021b\u0103 sau alte alea; ave\u021bi grij\u0103 la plastice, c\u0103 nu-s de fier gen.<\/p>\n

Ah, dup\u0103 cum vede\u021bi \u00een film, eu am t\u0103iat fructele, merg \u0219i mai spre \u00eentregi, da’ nu fi lepr\u0103, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 am zis, aparatul are vasele din plastic, nu din metal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni mi-au trimis domnii de la Depanero storc\u0103torul \u00eenapoi. Nici bun\u0103 ziua, nici futu-te \u00een cur, m-am trezit cu SMS de la…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12987,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":2263,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/IMG_20180908_143054673-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3nu","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12988"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13002,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12988\/revisions\/13002"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}