{"id":13146,"date":"2018-09-20T10:39:02","date_gmt":"2018-09-20T08:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13146"},"modified":"2018-09-20T11:48:36","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T09:48:36","slug":"fucking-updates-din-nou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13146","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Updates, din nou"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Cum lucram eu asear\u0103, merg s\u0103 beau o cana de ap\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentorc , v\u0103d c\u0103 laptopul decisese cu de la sine putere s\u0103 se updateze, chit c\u0103 aveam chestii deschise , conexiuni, munc\u0103 \u00eenceput\u0103, alea. Zburau dumnezeii \u0219i cristo\u0219ii pe sub limba mea, mai ceva ca fantomele intr-o casa b\u00e2ntuit\u0103.<\/p>\n

Erau copiii acas\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 au r\u0103mas to\u021bi demonii in mine, c\u0103 altfel umpleam cartierul cu ei.<\/p>\n

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Gen, b\u0103 , pula mea, fusei s\u0103 beau ap\u0103, ce pula mea faci, Microsoafte?<\/p>\n

M-am mai enervat de c\u00e2teva ori c\u00e2nd s-a restartat peste noapte, de\u0219i eu l-am l\u0103sat deschis cu un anume scop.<\/p>\n

Anume , muie.<\/p>\n

Iar acum m\u0103 uit s\u0103 v\u0103d ce \u0219i cum, \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 dup\u0103 ultimul pachet instalat, creator nu \u0219tiu ce, Windows 10 a decis s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai \u00een\u0219tiin\u021beze c\u00e2nd sunt update-uri de f\u0103cut , le face c\u00e2nd se prinde c\u0103 nu sunt la calculator, \u00een afara orelor active, pe care ,ce e drept eu le-am setat; \u00eemi aduc aminte asta.<\/p>\n

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P\u0103i, muie m\u0103, c\u0103 eu nu vreau calculatorul restartat, poate. E calculatorul meu \u0219i nu vreau update-uri. Da, exist\u0103 un virus la fiecare col\u021b de re\u021bea care a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi intre \u00een calculator \u0219i s\u0103-mi trag\u0103 la muie ( cump\u0103ra\u021bi bit defender si ce mai e, link afiliat, bla-bla ) .<\/p>\n

\u00cemi asum.<\/p>\n

Nope. Can’t do.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r Windows Serv\u0103r, poate la \u0103la o \u0219ti \u0219i Microsoft s\u0103 aplice update-uri f\u0103r\u0103 restart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cum lucram eu asear\u0103, merg s\u0103 beau o cana de ap\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentorc , v\u0103d c\u0103 laptopul decisese cu de la sine putere…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13144,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,229],"tags":[2823],"class_list":["post-13146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-administrare-it","category-tech","tag-windows-10-updates"],"views":2653,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/img_20180911_195611009-014273171542998081268.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3q2","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13146"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13154,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13146\/revisions\/13154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}