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Am ajuns vineri seara la 10 \u00een Gatwick . Mai fusesem acolo, deci \u0219tiam clar de unde sa iau trenul. De la sosiri am urmat indicatoarele \u0219i am ajuns in acela\u0219i loc.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce am \u00eentrebat ni\u0219te englezi mi-am adus \u0219i eu aminte. La plec\u0103ri e gara de tren.<\/p>\n

Sunasem mai devreme la apartamentul luat de pe booking s\u0103 le spun c\u0103 posibil s\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzii un pic peste 23:30.<\/p>\n

-Nicio problem\u0103, po\u021bi s\u0103 faci check-in la orice or\u0103, iei cheia din safebox, nu ai primit instruc\u021biuni pe mail?<\/p>\n

-Nu, am primit doar instruc\u021biuni s\u0103 v\u0103 dau copie de pa\u0219aport.<\/p>\n

-Bine, v\u0103 trimit un SMS acum.<\/p>\n

\u0218i au trimis. Am luat le tren \u0219i am ajuns in Clapham Jonction, iar apoi la picior p\u00e2n\u0103 in Battersea , vreo 12 minute.<\/p>\n

La \u0219i 31 eram in fa\u021ba u\u0219ii. Nicio chirie, niciun nimeni la fa\u021ba locului, s\u0103 citim deci instruc\u021biunile. Nu le pot spune eu cu mai mult umor, deci uita\u021bi-le aici:<\/p>\n

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Da, am l\u0103sat codul la liber. Din partea mea ave\u021bi liber s\u0103 le sparge\u021bi casa dup\u0103 ce le ciordi\u021bi cheia. S\u0103 se \u00eenve\u021be minte, s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu o solu\u021bie bun\u0103 \u0219i pentru chiria\u0219i. Dac\u0103 o g\u0103si\u021bi, c\u0103 eu nu am g\u0103sit-o . Dup\u0103 care m-am \u00eentors am sunat \u0219i mi-a spus \u0103la ce sa fac pas cu pas la telefon. Am g\u0103sit standurile de biciclete , dar nu vedeam safeboxu’. Mi-a zis nenea la telefon c\u0103 e o cutie gri de m\u0103rimea unui iPhone, legat\u0103 jos. Iar eu trebuia s\u0103 o observ la 12 noaptea.<\/p>\n

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Ajuns \u00eenapoi cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 de chei \u0219i nici o idee care e bun\u0103 \u0219i \u00een ce gaur\u0103, c\u0103 erau mai multe \u0219i de alea am intrat de prima u\u0219\u0103 dar la a doua m-am blocat.<\/p>\n

A nimerit so\u021bia.<\/p>\n

M\u0103car cas\u0103 era cald, ca la englezi, 16 grade. Am v\u0103zut centrala pornit\u0103, am dat termostatele pe 22 de grade \u0219i toat\u0103 lumea la somn. Am platit eu un apartament cu 3 dormitoare, dar am \u00eenc\u0103put to\u021bi \u00eentr-un pat, acoperi\u021bi cu dou\u0103 pl\u0103pumi f\u0103r\u0103 probleme.<\/p>\n

Urma s\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103 peste noapte . Diminea\u021b\u0103 erau 15 grade in cas\u0103. Centrala era dat\u0103 doar pe ap\u0103 cald\u0103. Am mutat-o atunci pe \u00eenc\u0103lzire \u0219i tot nu pornea. Dup\u0103 ceva reset \u0219i la central\u0103 \u0219i la unitatea de comand\u0103 a termostatelor, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 bage. A doua noapte am dormit \u0219i noi mi\u0219to.<\/p>\n

Gen 26 de grade like some bo\u0219i, consumat gaze de vreo 7 lire, c\u0103 ce pula mea facem aici. Noi am setat termostatele la 22 de grade, dar cred c\u0103 \u0219i inginerii\/instalatorii britanici sunt la fel de pricepu\u021bi ca \u0103ia rom\u00e2nii.<\/p>\n

Altfel 🏠 era modern\u0103, cu du\u0219 care porne\u0219te digital \u0219i setezi temperatura apei dintr-un variator electronic, cu wifi.\u00a0 \u0102sta nu era. De\u0219i pe booking zice c\u0103 da. Bine, \u00eentr-un final l-am g\u0103sit si l-am f\u0103cut, \u00een sensul c\u0103 erau \u00een cas\u0103 instruc\u021biunile de configurare software ale unui router \u0219i routerul printr-un dulap \u0219i ni\u0219te cabluri aiurea pe acolo.<\/p>\n

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Seara, vecinii au pus-o de o petrecere de halloween ( hallo-lose, dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebi pe mine ) . Au anun\u021bat frumos \u0219i totu\u0219i, petrecere , dar nu am auzit manele la maxim, chiuituri de nunt\u0103 \u0219i tropot de cai.<\/p>\n

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Serios, st\u0103team c\u00e2ndva \u00een chirie, pe undeva aproape de Niciolaie Grigorescu \u00eentr-un apartament la etajul 2. De dou\u0103 ori pe an era petrecere. De Cr\u0103ciun\/Revelion \u0219i de nu \u0219tiu ce sf\u00e2nt , ziua lu’ nenea de deasupra, cred.<\/p>\n

B\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 avea multe rude \/ prieteni, c\u0103 nenea punea ceva muzici populare \u0219i se b\u0103gau la dans. Hor\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103l\u021ba\u021bi in pantofi \u0219i jucau din alea cu b\u0103tut din pinteni \u0219i b\u0103tut \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt ( oh well, tavanul meu ) se mi\u0219cau corpurile de iluminat prin cas\u0103 \u0219i ziceai c\u0103 se \u00eencur\u0103 caii pe deasupra apartamentului.<\/p>\n

Eh, in cazul \u0103sta am auzit p\u00e2n\u0103 m-a luat somnul doar niste omule\u021bi vorbind indescifrabil , \u00een sensul c\u0103 \u00eencet.<\/p>\n

Despre cas\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n

B\u0103i, nu e ur\u00e2t\u0103, deloc. Adic\u0103 copiii spuneau c\u0103 ei nu mai vor s\u0103 plec\u0103m de aici. Mai u\u0219or cu visele astea de 340 de lire pe dou\u0103 zile, gen.<\/p>\n

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Dar, b\u0103i, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea de om normal cu doi copii \u0219i nu foarte ordonat defel, era cam jegoas\u0103 prin locurile de trafic, futu-le muma \u00een cur de englezi cu mochetele lor.<\/p>\n

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Sunt eu absurd? Mai ales c\u00e2nd \u00eemi iau \u0103\u0219tia 99 de lire tax\u0103 de cur\u0103\u021benie final\u0103. C\u00e2t pula mea de final\u0103 e dac\u0103 \u00een 99 de lire r\u0103m\u00e2ne a\u0219a. \u0102luia dinaintea mea nu i-au luat?<\/p>\n

\u0218i nu, \u0103\u0219tia cu casa nu sunt unii care nu au ei sim\u021bul cur\u0103\u021beniei. Nu, taic\u0103, c\u0103 ia uite ce poze white washed (\u0219tiu c\u0103 white washed are un alt \u00een\u021beles, dar uita\u021bi-v\u0103 mai jos) au pe site.<\/p>\n

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Acela\u0219i dormitor, dar o alt\u0103 viziune fotografic\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Altfel, da, sunt de acord cu copiii. Casa e mi\u0219to, dup\u0103 ce te obi\u0219nuie\u0219ti cu jegul \u0219i cu modul cretin al \u0103stora de a face check-in. Eu nu \u0219tiu de ce au ascuns cheia aia a\u0219a aproape, doar la dou\u0103 str\u0103zi. Eu a\u0219 fi oferit clien\u021bilor experien\u021ba completa cu indicii din loc \u00een loc \u0219i ascuns cheia \u00een toat\u0103 Londra, de ce s\u0103 ne limit\u0103m la alea dou\u0103 str\u0103zi ?<\/p>\n

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In rest, am prins Londra a\u0219a cum trebuie. Aglomerat, de am \u00eent\u00e2rziat 20 de minute la o \u00eent\u00e2lnire, de\u0219i m-am trezit cu o or\u0103 \u00eenainte de plan \u0219i am plecat de acas\u0103 cu jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \u00een avans fa\u021b\u0103 de plan, dar hei asta-i din vina turi\u0219tilor ca mine \u0219i a crupierilor de alba neagra rom\u00e2ni de pe Westminster Bridge. Jur c\u0103 erau minim 10 grupuri de romulani care dil\u0103reau alba-neagra cu clien\u021bi fal\u0219i care pun suta de euro la mi\u0219to, cu gur\u0103-casc\u0103 care pierd banii pe bune \u0219i cu ho\u021bi de buzunare care at\u00e2rnau la gur\u0103-casc\u0103 s\u0103 mai ciup\u0103 \u0219i ei ce nu se duce pe alba neagra.<\/p>\n

A\u0219 fi f\u0103cut poze dar eram cu telefonul \u00een poznar, cu o mana pe buzunarul \u0103la \u0219i alta pe cel cu portofel, atitudinea potrivit\u0103 c\u00e2nd treci pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 romulani in vest. Bine, ar mai fi \u0219i c\u0103 am luat metroul invers o statie, dar asta nu se pune.<\/p>\n

\u00cen rest frig de mi-a intrat \u0219i \u00een cur, mai mult de la v\u00e2nt – checked , azi ploaie – checked.<\/p>\n

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In fond suntem aici ca s\u0103 ne facem o idee despre cum \u0219i unde ne punem cortul.<\/p>\n

De aia nici nu stau in hoteluri.<\/p>\n

Din ce v\u0103d, Londra e obositoare. Am alergat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Stratford s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu Manowar (confirm b\u0103nuielile c\u0103 e R\u0103zvan Coloja) la o cafea (proast\u0103, zicea el , ok pentru mine ), \u0219i cic\u0103 zona e undeva (semi)central, dar eram sigur c\u0103 am ajuns in China. Am mai b\u00e2ntuit un pic cu fetele prin ora\u0219 \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 am ajuns acas\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut dracu’ noapte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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