{"id":13353,"date":"2018-10-28T10:20:31","date_gmt":"2018-10-28T07:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13353"},"modified":"2018-10-28T10:26:14","modified_gmt":"2018-10-28T07:26:14","slug":"glume-bune-atunci-cand-nu-esti-in-tara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13353","title":{"rendered":"Glume bune atunci c\u00e2nd nu e\u0219ti \u00een \u021bar\u0103."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Aud c\u0103 cu ceva minute \u00eenainte s\u0103 fie obliga\u021bi s\u0103 dea ceasurile \u00eenapoi rom\u00e2nii au provocat un mare cutremur. Corect, \u0219i eu sunt \u00eempotriva DST, rom\u00e2nii nu ar trebui obliga\u021bi s\u0103 dea ceasurile \u00eenapoi. Nici \u00eenainte.<\/p>\n

Noi p\u0103str\u0103m ceasurile , sau le vindem. Dac\u0103 tre’ s\u0103 le d\u0103m \u00eenapoi se-ntampla nasoale.<\/p>\n

*Pe telefon nu am primit alert\u0103 de la grupul de telegram de cutremurici, dar sunt membru in alea de 6 \u0219i 7.<\/p>\n

5 e considerat mic. De\u0219i \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 zguduiala a fost cam tare, partea bun\u0103 fiind durata scurt\u0103.<\/p>\n

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M-am uitat pu\u021bin pe harta asta \u0219i parc\u0103 nu a\u0219 mai cump\u0103ra apartamente \u00een Bucure\u0219ti. Asta c\u0103 discutam cu cineva de investit ni\u0219te bani dup\u0103 ce mai scad pre\u021burile la imobile \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n

Da, \u0219tiu c\u0103 sursa a fost revizuit\u0103 \u00een Buz\u0103u \u0219i c\u0103 magnitudinea a fost revizuit\u0103 \u00een sus.<\/p>\n

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\u0218i nu, cutremurul nu a afectat \u0219i Ucraina \u0219i Moldova \u0219i Bulgaria. Aia e Rom\u00e2nia Mare,cu tot cu cadrilater Andreea shit.<\/p>\n

Nu, nu sunt unionist (#basarabiaeromania), ci \u00eemi plac glumele proaste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aud c\u0103 cu ceva minute \u00eenainte s\u0103 fie obliga\u021bi s\u0103 dea ceasurile \u00eenapoi rom\u00e2nii au provocat un mare cutremur. Corect, \u0219i eu sunt \u00eempotriva DST,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13350,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[473,500],"tags":[2887,2888,2889],"class_list":["post-13353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-breaking-news","category-self","tag-28-octombrie-2018","tag-cutremur-5-8-romania","tag-dst-2018"],"views":2065,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/104877250-it-is-time-to-give-back-female-hand-holding-a-clock-face-that-says-now-in-place-of-the-numbers-and-w.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3tn","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13353"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13354,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13353\/revisions\/13354"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}