{"id":1337,"date":"2015-01-15T07:44:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T05:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1337"},"modified":"2015-01-15T09:04:22","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T07:04:22","slug":"cu-romani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1337","title":{"rendered":"Cu romani"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/wpid-wp-1421271717970.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1421271717970\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/wpid-wp-1421271717970.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Iau masa de seara cu un <em>neam\u021b <\/em>la restaurantul italian.\u00a0 Dupa masa,\u00a0 m\u0103 love\u0219te dependenta de ciunga si o iau la pas \u00eenspre Lidl. Vad o casa luminata frumos. Ma opresc ca mucea sa ma uit la ea.\u00a0 Bah,\u00a0 \u0219i aud in spate un carait,\u00a0 ca de cutie de viteze,\u00a0 care nu intra.\u00a0 Ma sperii pu\u021bin,\u00a0 da-mi caut telefonul in buzunar,\u00a0 sa fac o poza.<\/p>\n<p>Acum aud brusc un carait, m\u00e2r\u00e2it ca de caine turbat,la doi metri in spate.<\/p>\n<p>Mda, povestea vie\u021bii mele, to\u021bi c\u00e2inii ma latra,\u00a0 ma ataca pe unde ma prind. Ba da si in Germania?!.<br \/>\nMa ticnesc, dau sa fac strafe si sa ma intorc pe voleu,\u00a0 cand aud un fleoscait pe trotuar si-l vad si pe proprietarul flegmei cum trece p-inga mine.<br \/>\nMa depaseste cu un metru dupa care-l aud cum vorbeste singur:<\/p>\n<p>-Sa-mi bag pula,\u00a0 ce s-a speriat asta.<br \/>\nCrispat ca tre&#8217; sa ma \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu d-astia si-n Germania, nu ratez ocazia si-i zic:<br \/>\n-Sa ti-o bagi in ma-ta baah.<br \/>\nSurprins,\u00a0 se uita in spate. Cu mana in buzunar, strang bine in pumn brelocul cheii de la camera. E de bronz si cred ca are juma&#8217; de kil.<\/p>\n<p>Ala se intoarce si grabeste pasul. Bun<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iau masa de seara cu un neam\u021b la restaurantul italian.\u00a0 Dupa masa,\u00a0 m\u0103 love\u0219te dependenta de ciunga si o iau la pas \u00eenspre Lidl. Vad&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[215,214],"class_list":["post-1337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-flegma","tag-romani"],"views":1835,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-lz","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1339,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions\/1339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}