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-Copii, sunt obosit \u0219i pung\u0103\u0219it, l\u0103sa\u021bi-m\u0103 \u00een pace!<\/p>\n

-Normal, tati, c\u0103 e\u0219ti pung\u0103\u0219it, ai doi copii!<\/p>\n

C\u00e2t timp se \u00eenv\u00e2rt \u00een jurul unui st\u00e2lp \u0219i merg cu m\u0103-sa p\u00e2n’ la baie am timp s\u0103 scriu asta.<\/p>\n

A bad plan is better the no plan!<\/p>\n

Nici nu vreau s\u0103 \u0219tiu cum arat\u0103 no-plan.<\/p>\n

Aveam de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 merg p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Coventry s\u0103 dau un ochi dac\u0103 e mai okish dec\u00e2t Reading. C\u0103 tot zbor din Birmingham.<\/p>\n

Nu prea aveam pe unde s\u0103 las bagajele \u00een gar\u0103, c\u00e2t m\u0103 plimb eu pe acolo. Am g\u0103sit pe unii, nannybag, care aveau ceva spa\u021biu la 9 minute de mers pe jos de la gar\u0103. 3 bagaje – 18 lire. Restul mai c\u0103r\u0103m \u0219i \u00een spate 2 rucsaci, c\u0103 nu e moarte.<\/p>\n

\u0218ti\u021bi povestea cu pre\u021bul biletelor de tren p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een B’gham,<\/a> nu o mai repet.<\/p>\n

La ie\u0219ire din gar\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 uit unde e punctul de baggage drop, copiii se aga\u021b\u0103 de niste pliante. Unul \u0219tie s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei sare in ochi ceva reclam\u0103 la un acvariu in B’gham.<\/p>\n

Trag cacalu de dou\u0103 trolere de cabin\u0103 \u0219i nici m\u0103car nu \u0219tiu exact \u00eencotro cu un copil at\u00e2rnat de urechea mea cu aceea\u0219i \u00eentrebare enervant\u0103:<\/p>\n

-Tati, putem s\u0103 mergem p\u00e2n\u0103 la …<\/p>\n

-NU. Mergem s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de bagajele astea \u0219i apoi vedem unde mai mergem . Acuma taci.<\/p>\n

-Bine, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 ajungem acolo po\u021bi s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti dac\u0103 putem s\u0103 mergem p\u00e2n\u0103 la acvariul din Birmingham?<\/p>\n

-Nu. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la cum s\u0103 ajungem unde l\u0103s\u0103m bagajele. TACI.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, ce copil stresant. \u00cemi imaginez c\u0103 citesc din calendarul cu sfin\u021bi de la Sf. Vasile \u00eencolo.<\/p>\n

-Ok, tac, dar s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti totu\u0219i.<\/p>\n

Deja sunt trecut de sf\u00e2ntu’ Ilie.<\/p>\n

L\u0103s\u0103m bagajele \u0219i \u00eencep cu acvariu pizdii \u0219i pule in cur, c\u0103 ei nu vor s\u0103 mergem prin ora\u0219 s\u0103 vedem case \u0219i mai c\u0103-mi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 teleportez acum \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i s\u0103 st\u0103m \u00een jegul \u0103la de Bucure\u0219ti p\u00e2n\u0103 la ad\u00e2nci b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bi.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 azi, vre\u021bi-nu-vre\u021bi, avem \u00een program poze \u0219i filmule\u021be de la acvariu . Yeeey.<\/p>\n

Ne mai plimbar\u0103m un pic pi \u0219entru s\u0103 v\u0103d una alta.<\/p>\n

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Chemat Uber \u0219i dii la Birmingham la acvariu. 36 de lire. Nu-i mult, c\u0103 intrarea fu 80, deci mai mult dec\u00e2t dusul \u0219i intorsul.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 da, \u00een pula mea, mergem cu trenul in Coventry s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m bagajele acolo, s\u0103 mergem la acvariu la Birmingham, dup\u0103 care s\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem \u00een Coventry, s\u0103 lu\u0103m tr\u0103i\u0219tile \u0219i s\u0103 mergem la aeroportul B’gham. Inteligent sau ce?<\/p>\n

Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 propusesem \u00eenainte s\u0103 plec\u0103m s\u0103 mergem \u00een gar\u0103 din B’gham , pe New Street ( \u00een centru) \u0219i s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m bagajeniile acolo cat ne mai pitrocim noi prin zon\u0103. Doamna a fost de p\u0103rere c\u0103 e o idee proast\u0103, dar cumva i s-a p\u0103rut o idee bun\u0103 asta de mai sus, pe urm\u0103. Dictatura copiilor.<\/p>\n

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\u0218i cam pe asta s-au dus 80 de liroaice.<\/p>\n

B\u0103i, eu am mai fost pe la acvarii din astea regionale \u00een mai multe zone \u0219i am pl\u0103tit diverse sume<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Practic a\u0219 putea s\u0103 spun c\u0103 sunt \u0219eful la parcuri acvatice.<\/a> Am fost \u0219i la delfinariul din Constan\u021ba \u0219i la L’Oro Park \u00een Tenerife – cam \u0219tiu cu ce se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0102sta NU <\/strong>MERIT\u0102 BANII. E japc\u0103 pe fa\u021b\u0103. Au ni\u0219te 🐧 pinguino\u0219i care atrag copiii, fute-i-a\u0219 in cioc s\u0103 \u00eei spurc.<\/p>\n

Altfel ce observ in Birmingham de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd ajung acolo ( e a 4a oar\u0103, cred) este c\u0103 e cam v\u00e2nticel acolo. Meh. Prin Oxford, Reading nu prea am prins a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

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Altfel, la aeroport mai mare dragul s\u0103 te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti cu gradina zoologic\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia, numai cet\u0103\u021beni civiliza\u021bi \u0219i cu prezen\u021b\u0103 respectabil\u0103.<\/p>\n

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L.E: \u00centr-un avion \u00eentreg, \u00een afar\u0103 de noi, am identificat o gagica mi\u0219to, \u0219i am num\u0103rat pe degete 12 oameni normali. E posibil s\u0103 \u00eemi fi sc\u0103pat 3-4 c\u0103 nu le-am f\u0103cut eu boardingul.<\/p>\n

\u0218i nu c\u0103 m\u0103 laud , c\u0103 din m\u00e2na aia de oameni care citi\u021bi p-aci, cred c\u0103 10-15 m-a\u021bi v\u0103zut \u0219i nu pot s-o ard eu aici ce-a\u0219 fi vreun Jose Armando, da’ plm, \u00een dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni ne-au gre\u0219it, o dat\u0103 o englezoaic\u0103 la un restaurant, \u0219i o dat\u0103 un \u0219ofer de Uber indian na\u021bionalit\u0103\u021bile, din ochi. Ne luau de francezi, italieni ( ok, cu a doua m\u0103 simt un pic jignit, dar hai ) . C\u0103 cic\u0103 rom\u00e2nii pe care \u00eei \u0219tiu ei nu sunt a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

Adic\u0103 hai, cred c\u0103 \u00eemi mai ridic\u0103 un pic nivelul so\u021bia \u0219i copiii, dar oricum, ar\u0103t\u0103m normal \u0219i ne \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103m normal, chiar ieftinu\u021b, c\u0103 suntem s\u0103raci.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

-Copii, sunt obosit \u0219i pung\u0103\u0219it, l\u0103sa\u021bi-m\u0103 \u00een pace! -Normal, tati, c\u0103 e\u0219ti pung\u0103\u0219it, ai doi copii! C\u00e2t timp se \u00eenv\u00e2rt \u00een jurul unui st\u00e2lp \u0219i…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13412,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,571,82,1594,359],"tags":[2894,2896,2895],"class_list":["post-13413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-life-log","category-prin-lume","category-uk","category-de-vacanta","tag-acvariu-birmingham","tag-aquariums","tag-coventry"],"views":1753,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/IMG_20181103_140622700_HDR-01.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3ul","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13413"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13428,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13413\/revisions\/13428"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}