{"id":13767,"date":"2018-12-11T09:05:02","date_gmt":"2018-12-11T06:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13767"},"modified":"2018-12-11T11:11:02","modified_gmt":"2018-12-11T08:11:02","slug":"klm-filme-pe-avion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13767","title":{"rendered":"KLM: Filme pe avion"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Am rupt box office-ul din avion pe zborurile lungi din vacan\u021ba asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cencep sa \u00eemi doresc un proiect cu ceva zboruri intercontinentale. Nu e c\u0103 nu am bani sau cont pe toren\u021bi s\u0103 iau filme. TIMP nu am . Da&#8217; a\u0219a, legat de scaun cu centura de siguran\u021b\u0103, ce dracului sa fac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ocean&#8217;s 8<\/strong> . Incepem seria filmelor slabe, \u0103sta e doar sl\u0103bu\u021b dar bine turnat, cu o continuare din seria Ocean&#8217;s , dar \u0103sta e doar cu femei, presupun c\u0103 toate feministele s-au uitat cu pizdele umflate \u0219i umede. \u0218i cam asta descrie filmul. Nothing more. Dar nu e nici foarte r\u0103u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A-X-L<\/strong>. Un rahat cu adolescen\u021bi, robo\u021bi, c\u00e2ini, drone \u0219i motocross, scris execrabil, regizat prost, jucat de amatori.<br \/>Sunt toate f\u0103cute varz\u0103 in filmul \u0103sta, amalgamate in ceva ce ar trebui s\u0103 prind\u0103. Dac\u0103 ai 14 ani e posibil.<br \/>Ar fi frumos daca nu ar fi plictisitor \u0219i naiv . Cu un story line uzat \u0219i re\u0219apat \u0219i care nu prea \u021bine ap\u0103.<br \/>Are 1h38 \u0219i l-am v\u0103zut \u00een cca 35 de minute. Avantajul de a putea da skip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ant Man \u0219i Muierea Viespe<\/strong>. Cu super-eroi, genul de cli\u0219ee specifice, dar nu e r\u0103u. Merit\u0103 dou\u0103 acadele. Fiind un film de felul \u0103sta nu e nimic altceva de spus despre el. Cu cuantic realm \u0219i alte glume ne\u00een\u021belese de scenaristi \u0219i regizori.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Deadpool 2<\/strong>. Alt film cu supereroi tras de par din design . M\u0103car e cinstit, cu umor de autobaz\u0103, a\u0219a cum te \u0219i a\u0219tep\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pr\u0103d\u0103torul ( Predator)<\/strong> . 3?<br \/>Incepe prost, la fel ca \u0219i primul dealtfel. Cu nav\u0103 picat\u0103, cu solda\u021bi speria\u021bi, cu pu\u0219ti antimaterial cu \u021bevi lungi &#8211; pentru feti\u0219i\u0219ti inebuni\u021bi dup\u0103 filme militare \u0219i the big guns.<br \/>M\u0103 las\u0103 rece ca metalul. Film cu ciocane \u0219i cu cioc\u0103nari.<br \/>Continu\u0103 tot prost cu un copil semiautist (mai mult genial dec\u00e2t cu scuipatul pe tricou&#8217;, cum d\u0103 bine in filme ) care \u00eei explic\u0103 unui po\u0219ta\u0219 c\u0103 tac-sau e militar din \u0103la bravo care omoar\u0103 gujbe\u021bi r\u0103i ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 el s\u0103 fie po\u0219ta\u0219 in lini\u0219te. Deep. P\u00e2\u00e2r\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iar soldatul necunoscut \u00eei expediaz\u0103 artefactele de la Predator ( o masc\u0103 \u0219i o bucat\u0103 de armura pentru antebra\u021b) copilului . Perfect justificabil dac\u0103 e\u0219ti un soldat idiot, mai na\u0219pa c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 pozezi in lunetistul \u0103la d\u0103\u0219teptu&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i mai e o bioloag\u0103 spa\u021bial\u0103 expert\u0103 \u00een Predator, evident. Dar care nu m\u0103 face s\u0103 cred c\u0103 e murdar\u0103 la bot de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 nici dac\u0103 mi-o suge doar cu buzele, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pun\u0103 m\u00e2na.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, e un film prost , dar m\u0103car e amuzant pe alocuri, clar mai mi\u0219to dec\u00e2t A-X-L, cu mai mult suc \u0219i condimente. Cum se f\u0103ceau filmele in anii &#8217;90.<br \/>\u0218i dup\u0103 aia e clasic, cu 10 negri mititei, care erau vreo 13, sau 12.<br \/>Am putut s\u0103 \u00eel urm\u0103resc pe tot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Navetistul (The commuter ).<\/strong> Continu\u0103m seria cu un film cu Liam Neeson. Un alt Harrison Ford da&#8217; mai priceput, mai uman, mai viu dar nu pentru mult timp. Good old b\u0103taie, ac\u021biune \u0219i actorie de la un nene de \u0219aij&#8217; de ani \u0219i ni\u0219te nimeni. Cine ar fi crezut c\u0103 cel mai bun film al bingingului aerian de dou\u0103 tripuri ar fi fost \u0103sta.<br \/>Un film ca pe vremea lui Bruce Willis, c\u00e2nd era om serios, batea pe toata lumea \u0219i se f\u0103ceau filme cu oameni buni \u0219i r\u0103i, a\u0219a cum trebuie, nu numai cu din \u0103ia r\u0103i, ca acum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tomb Rider<\/strong> . More Lara, more feminism , more bikes for a cleaner city.<br \/>Nu am s\u0103 iau mo\u0219tenirea, am s\u0103 livrez m\u00e2ncare pe m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219, mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t am nevoie ca s\u0103 \u00eemi pl\u0103tesc orele de luat b\u0103taie \u00een mod sportiv \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 joc de-a vulpea pe biciclet\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu vreau s\u0103 fiu bogat\u0103 pe banii lui tata, moaaa-haaa-hahaha. Dar c\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc mai bine, \u0219ti\u021bi voi rima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Motive mi\u0219to totu\u0219i:<br \/>-Copiii \u00ee\u0219i bat pula de munca p\u0103rin\u021bilor.<br \/>-V\u00e2nd mo\u0219tenirea p\u0103rin\u021bilor oric\u00e2t de important\u0103 pe m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219.<br \/>-Sau o \u00eenm\u00e2neaz\u0103 gratis celor de care \u0103ia b\u0103tr\u00e2ni \u00eencearc\u0103 s-o fereasc\u0103.<br \/>-In cele din urm\u0103 \u0219i cei mai buni dintre noi ne ramolim, ne-o iau copiii \u00eenainte \u0219i nu-i mai recunoa\u0219tem .<br \/>Un twist bun de final totu\u0219i \u0219i un accent britanic poshy care se aude bine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am rupt box office-ul din avion pe zborurile lungi din vacan\u021ba asta. \u00cencep sa \u00eemi doresc un proiect cu ceva zboruri intercontinentale. 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