{"id":13821,"date":"2018-12-15T22:27:18","date_gmt":"2018-12-15T19:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13821"},"modified":"2018-12-15T22:27:18","modified_gmt":"2018-12-15T19:27:18","slug":"o-tura-in-caruselul-banilor-bucurestenilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13821","title":{"rendered":"O tur\u0103 \u00een caruselul banilor bucure\u0219tenilor"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Fusei la t\u00e2rgul de Cr\u0103ciune ca s\u0103 nu merge\u021bi voi, sau cum se spune.<\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103 \u00eencep din jumatea t\u00e2rgului, ca g\u0103ina din v\u00e2rful gr\u0103mezii – m\u0103 traser\u0103 copiii de m\u00e2nec\u0103 c\u0103 ei vor s\u0103 dea in carusel. Hai, tat\u0103. I-am luat de-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i un picior \u0219i hai cu ei acolo. A\u0219teptam pe cineva s\u0103 ia bani. Dar nu. Zic, la ie\u0219ire. Se dau copiii \u0219i eu cu ei. La ie\u0219ire cu portofelul preg\u0103tit , dau sa scot dou\u0103 trei foi, c\u0103 distrac\u021biile astea sunt scumpe prin t\u00e2rguri de Cr\u0103ciun, am v\u0103zut eu in Leipzig, Berlin , Dusseldorf , ba chiar \u0219i Orleans .<\/p>\n

In loc s\u0103 mi, se ia mi s-a dat . O felicitare, ceva. Zic – hopaaaa, face cinste prim\u0103ri\u021ba.<\/p>\n

\u0218i cu asta \u0219i cu concertul cu niste artiste blonde care ziceau ” ce bine c\u0103 ne revedem \u0219i de Cr\u0103ciunul \u0103sta” – cred \u0219i eu c\u0103-i bine.<\/p>\n

\u0218i asta e tot ce nu-i bine la t\u00e2rgul \u0103sta de Cr\u0103ciun . Asta \u0219i vremea.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 dac\u0103 nu era vremea de tot c\u0103catul poate treceam cu vederea \u0219i astea. C\u0103 eu c\u00e2nd v\u0103zui termometrul montat pe exteriorul geamului de la buc\u0103t\u0103rie c\u0103 m\u0103sura 2 grade zisei c\u0103 e ok. Dar p\u00e2n\u0103 plecar\u0103m se f\u0103cur\u0103 zero \u0219i un v\u00e2nt chiciuros, care \u00eemi trimitea ni\u0219te s\u0103ge\u021bi prin coaie de zisei c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia, pe care \u00eei \u021bin de m\u00e2n\u0103, sunt to\u021bi copiii mei pe via\u021ba asta; pe restul i-a luat dracu’.<\/p>\n

\u0218i vremea era la fel de rea \u0219i \u00een pia\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u0219tii cum e c\u00e2nd prim\u0103ria d\u0103 to\u021bi banii la l\u0103utari. Mai greu cu str\u00e2nsul z\u0103pezii \u0219i mai tango prin b\u0103l\u021bi.<\/p>\n

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Dar merge un pas \u00een patru prin ciroflea\u0219ca asta pe ritmuri de rock latino rom\u00e2nesc – ceva boschetari, am uitat cum se numesc.<\/p>\n

Altfel, a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 continui s\u0103 fiu hater pentru frigul \u00eendurat, dar nu prea e ok.<\/p>\n

Nu prea e ok c\u0103 ce e p-aici e chiar decent \/ mai bine, comparat cu ce am v\u0103zut prin alte \u021b\u0103ri.<\/p>\n

Vin fiert mai bun dec\u00e2t \u0103la din Germania, dar era mai bun\u0103 o bere rece c\u0103 aia nu-\u0219i schimba temperatura a\u0219a brutal ;<\/p>\n

La fel \u0219i chestiile tradi\u021bionale, ciolanul cu varz\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2rna\u021bi, b\u0103i, miroseau \u00eentr-un mare fel. Da, \u0219tiu c\u0103 a\u021bi v\u0103zut voi chestii in Germania \u0219i Cehia, iar eu sunt degrab\u0103 nihilist \u0219i anti-patriot, dar s\u0103 fim sinceri acuma: rom\u00e2nii fac ni\u0219te chestii cu porcul \u0219i varza, de care restul na\u021biilor pe unde am trecut eu nu prea sunt capabili . Nici pe departe. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0218i standurile de manufacturi ar\u0103tau mai original \u0219i mai neao\u0219 dec\u00e2t \u00een Germania \u0219i Fran\u021ba.<\/p>\n

Costume na\u021bionale, chestii lucrate la andrea \u0219i vase Ming originale, de la Horezu .<\/p>\n

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Serios acuma, dac\u0103 se \u00eendreapt\u0103 un pic vremea c\u00e2t s\u0103 po\u021bi \u021bine o farfurie de h\u00e2rtie cu \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 apuci s\u0103-mbuci ceva \u00eenainte s\u0103 ia form\u0103 de cub merit\u0103 un drum.<\/p>\n

\u0218i desigur s\u0103 te dai o tur\u0103 \u00een carusel gratis, c\u0103 oricum ai pl\u0103tit distrac\u021bia, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti bucure\u0219tean.<\/p>\n

Io nu sunt, deci cum ar veni c\u0103 m-am dat pe banii vo\u0219tri. Bine, am firma pe Bucure\u0219ti, deci e \u0219i pe banii mei, dar doar anul \u0103sta, c\u0103 o s\u0103-i fac \u0219i \u0103lia buletin la \u021bar\u0103, nu e bai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fusei la t\u00e2rgul de Cr\u0103ciune ca s\u0103 nu merge\u021bi voi, sau cum se spune. Ca s\u0103 \u00eencep din jumatea t\u00e2rgului, ca g\u0103ina din v\u00e2rful gr\u0103mezii…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13815,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244,136,571,2379],"tags":[787,2987,2977],"class_list":["post-13821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","category-civilisation","category-life-log","category-meteo","tag-bucuresti","tag-targ-de-craciun-2018","tag-vreme-rea"],"views":1644,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/IMG_20181215_192210100-02.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3AV","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13821\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}