{"id":13852,"date":"2018-12-18T10:00:31","date_gmt":"2018-12-18T07:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13852"},"modified":"2018-12-18T12:19:30","modified_gmt":"2018-12-18T09:19:30","slug":"monkey-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13852","title":{"rendered":"Monkey do"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Laba-n c\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>O singur\u0103 coad\u0103, trei ATM-uri, 2 clien\u021bi deja la coad\u0103, unul la p\u0103c\u0103nele \u0219i eu al treilea f\u0103r\u0103 poft\u0103 de a\u0219teptat.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cel \u00eentreb , civilizat, pe ultimul dac\u0103 nu merge la unul din cele libere .<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, c\u0103 e doamna&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Aproape c\u0103 nu \u00eemi vine s\u0103 cred c\u0103 sunt \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n<p>De Cr\u0103-ciun, fi-i mai bu-un&#8230;gingle all the way!<\/p>\n<p>Eu nu o mai a\u0219tept pe doamna \u0219i merg la unul din cele dou\u0103 libere.<\/p>\n<p>Doamna zice:<\/p>\n<p>-Nuu, c\u0103 eu stau aici c\u0103 la \u0103la nu merge depunerea.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cel aud pe domn cum repet\u0103 ce-a \u00een\u021beles, pentru cine &#8211; nu \u0219tiu, c\u0103 eu eram cu cardul deja \u00eenfipt:<\/p>\n<p>-A\u021bi auzit, la celelalte merge doar depunerea.<\/p>\n<p>Puteam s\u0103 tac, dar zic c\u0103 de Cr\u0103ciun&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cu pinul deja b\u0103gat, aflat cu spatele \u0219i m\u00e2na pe p\u0103c\u0103nele \u00eei clarific :<\/p>\n<p>-Am auzit, doamna a spus exact contrariul. Dumneaei vrea s\u0103 depun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Domnul:<\/p>\n<p>-N-a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles!<\/p>\n<p>Doamna:<\/p>\n<p>-Ba a \u00een\u021beles!<\/p>\n<p>Eu am tastat suma \u0219i a\u0219tept banii, pachete-pachete.<\/p>\n<p>O tip\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een \u00eenc\u0103pere, trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 domnul care p\u0103rea c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 \u021bine coada la ATM-ul 1 ( \u00eentre timp, doamna intrase la joc ) \u0219i ocup\u0103 aparatul liber.<\/p>\n<p>Domnul:<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, atunci era r\u00e2ndul meu. V-a\u021bi b\u0103gat \u00een fa\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i se uita la gagica care \u00eei spune printre din\u021bi \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l priveasc\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>-Era\u021bi la alt\u0103 coad\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Se uit\u0103 c\u0103tre mine, \u00een timp ce \u00eemi a\u0219ez tufla de bani \u0219i \u00eemi zice:<\/p>\n<p>-Chiar a\u0219a am ajuns \u00een \u021bara asta, chiar to\u021bi v\u0103 b\u0103ga\u021bi \u00een fa\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>In timp ce \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219esc in vitez\u0103, c\u0103 m\u0103 gr\u0103besc la un vin fiert, \u00eei zic \u0219i eu printre din\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>-Vede\u021bi c\u0103 e iar r\u00e2ndul dumneavoastr\u0103, dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u021bi \u00eel pierde\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i \u00eemi d\u0103 fatala, \u00een timp ce ies pe u\u0219\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>-Pai, ce, aparatul \u0103la ( arat\u0103 un pic mai diferit) e tot bancomat?<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 opresc s\u0103 \u00eei r\u0103spund:<\/p>\n<p>-Nu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Laba-n c\u0103: O singur\u0103 coad\u0103, trei ATM-uri, 2 clien\u021bi deja la coad\u0103, unul la p\u0103c\u0103nele \u0219i eu al treilea f\u0103r\u0103 poft\u0103 de a\u0219teptat. \u00cel \u00eentreb&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13851,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244],"tags":[1379,2645],"class_list":["post-13852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bucuresti","tag-bancomate","tag-romulans"],"views":1394,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/hqdefault-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-3Bq","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13852"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13857,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13852\/revisions\/13857"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}