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C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti pe cale s\u0103 critici ceva \u0219i e\u0219ti parte din problem\u0103 e frumos s\u0103 recuno\u0219ti \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eencepi cu cenu\u0219a \u00een cap.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eencepem cu asta. Prima dat\u0103 am v\u0103zut petarde de colinde\u021bi prin ’95. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci erau pocnitori artizanale \u0219i refolosibile, f\u0103cute din injectoare \u0219i din \u0219urub \u0219i piuli\u021b\u0103 cu para\u0219ut\u0103 improvizat\u0103 din folie, toate alimentate in principal cu praf de chibrit. Mai f\u0103cea tata ni\u0219te precipitat din azotat de argint (piatra iadului) \u0219i acetilen\u0103 (carbid), numai bune de pus in \u021big\u0103rile colegilor ,(Ag2C2) #glumedechimi\u0219ti, da’ nu \u00eemi d\u0103dea el din astea pe m\u00e2n\u0103; a trebuit s\u0103 le fac singur mai t\u00e2rziu, dar astea sunt alte pove\u0219ti .<\/p>\n

Pocnitorile cu \u0219urub se auzeau slab, injectoarele, pe de alt\u0103 parte, de\u0219i puteau fi f\u0103cute s\u0103 se aud\u0103 mai puternic (nu dup\u0103 standardele de azi ) era periculos, \u00eentruc\u00e2t cuiul percutor tindea s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi sar\u0103 peste m\u00e2ini dac\u0103 suprainc\u0103rcai camera cu mai mult de 3-4 g\u0103m\u0103lii de chibrite ( doar praful ) . Deasemenea praful trebuia m\u0103run\u021bit pu\u021bin \u0219i f\u0103ceai asta \u00eenv\u00e2rtind cuiul in gaura injectorului ca pe mojar in pistil. At\u00e2ta c\u0103 dac\u0103 erai prea brutal putea percuta \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi g\u0103urea palma.<\/p>\n

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Pocnitorile au fost deci o variant\u0103 mai bun\u0103.<\/p>\n

Iar c\u00e2nd zic c\u0103 “prima oara am v\u0103zut” vreau s\u0103 spun c\u0103 le-am v\u0103zut \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 la mine \u00een timp ce le aruncam s\u0103 speriem lumea \u00een timpul colinde\u021bilor. Pericolul era moderat \u0219i \u021binea mai degrab\u0103 de incon\u0219tien\u021ba cu care erai dispus s\u0103 le folose\u0219ti. Altfel, puteai s\u0103 le arunci \u0219i \u00een sob\u0103, \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i nu f\u0103ceau mare damage. Desigur c\u0103 era un risc mic de incendiu, sau s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i orb dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi pocnea in fa\u021b\u0103 la ceva gen 20 de cm \u00een timp ce te ui\u021bi la ea, sau s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi despice vreo m\u00e2n\u0103 sau vreun deget dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi pocnea in m\u00e2na \u00eenchis\u0103, altfel eu le \u021bineam in palma deschis\u0103 ( eram destul de retardat \u0219i be\u021bivan c\u00e2nd eram copil) \u0219i nu era nici o problem\u0103 major\u0103, \u00eemi ardea un pic pielea.<\/p>\n

Apoi mul\u021bi adolescen\u021bi si c\u00e2\u021biva adul\u021bi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 arunce din ce in ce mai multe petarde \u00een timpul colindului – numai eu am aruncat \u00een vreo doi ani cca 1000\/ sear\u0103. Nu prea se mai pune problema s\u0103 te bucuri de s\u0103rb\u0103toare.<\/p>\n

Pe urm\u0103 am crescut \u0219i au devenit ilegale. Pe urm\u0103 au devenit incriminate penal. Dintr-un motiv simplu. \u0218i, pentru o perioad\u0103 s-au r\u0103rit un pic.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 care au \u00eenceput s\u0103 apar\u0103 unele mai babane, pe care nu le g\u0103se\u0219ti pe pia\u021ba din Rom\u00e2nia ( eu nu le-am v\u0103zut nici la \u0103ia neautoriza\u021bi) . Unele mai “antimaterial” a\u0219a.<\/p>\n

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\u0218i le aruncau vechii amici, \u00eentor\u0219i de s\u0103rbatori de prin \u021b\u0103ri str\u0103ine, mai \u00eent\u00e2i doar de efect. Dac\u0103 bubuie una din asta \u0219i la 8-10 metri a\u0219a \u00ee\u021bi \u021biuie urechile. Pe \u0103lea normale nici nu prea le mai auzi.<\/p>\n

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Eh, eu mi-am pierdut oricum interesul o dat\u0103 cu adolescen\u021ba \u0219i a\u0219a a\u0219 fi \u0219i crezut c\u0103 o dat\u0103 cu v\u00e2rsta,nu c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi mai vine neap\u0103rat mintea la cap, dar cape\u021bi alte preocup\u0103ri.<\/p>\n

Ei, uite c\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n

Tata mi-a zis \u00eenc\u0103 de pe vremea c\u00e2nd eu aruncam din astea care-i solu\u021bia, dar cumva a str\u00e2ns din din\u021bi \u0219i-a ignorat, pentru noi. In ultimii ani \u0219i eu \u00eemi pierdusem interesul mersului din cas\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103, dar copiii au crescut la v\u00e2rsta aia, c\u00e2nd g\u0103sesc c\u0103-i interesant \u0219i frumos.<\/p>\n

\u0218i de abia a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 vin\u0103 ziua. In ceea ce m\u0103 prive\u0219te, dac\u0103 pot s\u0103 ignore r\u0103zboiul din jur, ok.<\/p>\n

Doar c\u0103 \u00een ultimii ani sunt de ne-ignorat pentru c\u0103 focusul e pe paguba pe care o pot produce petardele astea.<\/p>\n

Hai s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 putem s\u0103 punem una in cutia po\u0219tal\u0103 a gazdei s-o facem praf, sau in cote\u021bul c\u00e2inelui, sau in ghiveciul cu flori, sau pula mea.<\/p>\n

Cumva s\u0103lbatici, oamenii nu pricep no\u021biunea de a fi servit, de — cineva face un efort ca tu s\u0103 te sim\u021bi bine la el acas\u0103– ci o v\u0103d ca un fel de obliga\u021bie ; “ce vrei, b\u0103. A\u0219a e de colinde\u021bi”. \u0218i e drept c\u0103 a\u0219a e.<\/p>\n

Declicul pentru mine vine v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu e genera\u021bia din urm\u0103 de copii, cei care sunt ignoran\u021bi \u0219i care aduc pericolul.<\/p>\n

Nu. Sunt tot \u0103ia din genera\u021bia mea, sau mai b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, r\u0103ma\u0219i prin\u0219i \u00een mentalitatea asta.<\/p>\n

O parte dintre ei nici nu organizeaz\u0103 colinde\u021bi, sunt doar colind\u0103tori; li se cuvine.<\/p>\n

Prea mult e prea mult \u0219i v\u0103z\u00e2nd copilul pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd, nu at\u00e2t de fric\u0103 \u0219i de schijele care-o mai loveau, c\u00e2t c\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belege lumea din jurul ei, oameni \u00een toat\u0103 firea, care altfel ai zice c\u0103 nu-s chiar ghiolbani, arunc\u00e2nd petarde periculos de mari \u00een mijlocul grupului de copii, c\u00e2nd to\u021bi p\u0103rin\u021bii cam pentru copiii lor fac efortul de a men\u021bine obiceiul \u0103sta barbar, nu prea po\u021bi s\u0103 faci altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103 le bati obrazul, da’ e o pierdere de vreme, lipsa lui fiind una din cauze. \u00cencerc\u00e2nd bun sim\u021b, le-am zis ( o parte din ei sunt amici, vecini ) c\u0103 am s\u0103 sun la 112 , c\u0103 e periculos ce fac \u0219i plm, nu \u021bin neap\u0103rat s\u0103 le dea \u0103ia amenzi \u0219i s\u0103 le fac\u0103 dosare penale c\u00e2nd vin, vreau doar s\u0103 se opreasc\u0103, c\u0103 ne fac r\u0103u \u0219i-\u0219i fac r\u0103u.<\/p>\n

Dar ei \u0219tiu mai bine. Sun. Mi se promite c\u0103 vine cineva. Poli\u021bia. Eu plec,cu tot cu copii, c\u0103 nu-i deloc bine. \u00ce\u0219i v\u00e2r\u0103 petarde in pungile cu covrigi, efectul e mi\u0219to, v\u0103zut la televizor.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 sun\u0103 poli\u021bistul cu pricina ceva mai \u00eencolo c\u0103 a venit \u0219i a dat amenzi. \u0218i \u00eemi cere CNP-ul. I-l dau \u0219i \u00eei mul\u021bumesc c\u0103 a oprit masacrul. Nu a dat nicio amend\u0103. Sau nu grupului \u0103stuia, dac\u0103 s-o fi deranjat m\u0103car s\u0103 vin\u0103. \u0218tiu pentru c\u0103 ajut pe \u00eenc\u0103 cineva s\u0103 organizeze, iar tipii \u0103ia se uit\u0103 cum sa bage petarde in renul cu lumini\u021be, decorat de Cr\u0103ciun, sau s\u0103 arunce unele \u00een fereastr\u0103.<\/p>\n

Deja sunt mai pu\u021bini. Unii-s sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u0103 cuiva i-a bubuit una din aia mare sub bocanc, i-a rupt talpa \u0219i i-a betegit un pic piciorul. Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu a sunat la poli\u021bie\/112\/salvare. Nu. Sportiv, omul s-a retras “pentru \u00eenjurii ( din : “goes out for injuries”) cum se spune la \u021bar\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nu exist\u0103 solu\u021bii c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti parte din problem\u0103. \u00cen ceea ce prive\u0219te poli\u021bia, 112-ul , whatever, e problema lor c\u0103 dorm pe ei \u0219i nu consider\u0103 asta un risc suficient de mare c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i miste curul. Nu-i vorba de risc, c\u00e2t de ideea ce se cl\u0103de\u0219te \u00een mintea unui delincvent c\u00e2nd \u00eei spui – b\u0103i, are s\u0103 vin\u0103 poli\u021bia.<\/p>\n

“Sun\u0103, b\u0103, la pompieri mai bine, c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia vin mai repede. ”<\/p>\n

Iar c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 vin\u0103 poli\u021bia, probabil o s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ia vreo dou\u0103 \u0219tachii in din\u021bi \u0219i vor rumega ceva despre cum nu au drepturi destule \u0219i c\u0103 ce greu e s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi faci meseria \u0219i c\u0103 popula\u021bia \u0219i infractorii nu te respect\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219tiu de frica legii.<\/p>\n

Solu\u021bia mea e simpl\u0103. Plm, tata voia s\u0103 fac\u0103 ce trebuie de mai bine de 10 ani, iar eu, copil \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat \u0219i la mai bine de 30 de ani, am tot zis c\u0103 nu, c\u0103 civiliza\u021bie \u0219i Pitong.<\/p>\n

Luminile colinde\u021bilor r\u0103m\u00e2n oricum stinse din ce \u00een ce mai mult \u0219i nu le mai aprind nici eu.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 n-au dec\u00e2t s\u0103 arunce cu petarde p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd r\u0103m\u00e2n doar ei. In fond, a\u0219a e \u0219i normal, n-are rost s\u0103 ne prefacem to\u021bi cuprin\u0219i de adev\u0103ratul spirit al colinde\u021bilor terori\u0219ti, sub emblema Stat Ortodox, sau ceva.<\/p>\n

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