{"id":13943,"date":"2018-12-27T17:47:49","date_gmt":"2018-12-27T14:47:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13943"},"modified":"2018-12-27T17:48:35","modified_gmt":"2018-12-27T14:48:35","slug":"de-craciun-fii-mai-bun-cainele-nimanui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13943","title":{"rendered":"De Cr\u0103ciun fii mai bun. C\u00e2inele nim\u0103nui"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Se uit\u0103 la mine de jos bezmetic \u0219i coastele-i tremur\u0103, c\u0103 nu le mai poate ascunde parul ros, de frigul care cam \u00een\u021beap\u0103 \u0219i pe sub geac\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ar merita un glon\u021b \u00eentre ochii \u0103ia umezi, c\u0103 mi-a intrat \u00een curte cu japca \u0219i c\u0103 nu are pic de bun sim\u021b, mai c\u0103 intr\u0103 peste mine \u00een cas\u0103, dar nu e a\u0219a u\u0219or s\u0103 ai o arm\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n

Il amenin\u021b cu o b\u00e2t\u0103, dar nu schi\u021beaz\u0103 nimic, parc\u0103 ar linge-o ca pe o halvi\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 e aproape mort de foame. Nici de vorb\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belege, m\u0103 prive\u0219te lung \u0219i lipsit de speran\u021b\u0103, a\u0219a cum e \u0219i cazul. Mie nu \u00eemi plac milogii. Nu schince\u0219te, nu m\u00e2r\u00e2ie, nu nimic. Aproape c\u0103 ar fi demn, dac\u0103 nu i s-ar fi atrofiat curul de foame.<\/p>\n

Ar putea s\u0103 \u00eemi atace copiii, so\u021bia, ba \u0219i pe mine la o adic\u0103, dar un bug din codul meu m\u0103 opre\u0219te din a face ce trebuie, din a-l rupe cu b\u0103taia sau din a-l ucide acolo. Dac\u0103 era un om, belea pula, \u00eel b\u0103team de se c\u0103ca pe el, dac\u0103 mai sc\u0103pa cu via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i dup\u0103 aia chemam \u0219i poli\u021bia \u0219i \u00eel ac\u021bionam \u00een justi\u021bie pentru violare de domiciliu.<\/p>\n

Nici c\u00e2inii nu-mi plac \u00een mod deosebit, dar \u00eei percep ca pe o amenin\u021bare mai mic\u0103. Pe \u0103\u0219tia care nu ar\u0103ta col\u021bi.<\/p>\n

Copilul cel mare vrea s\u0103 \u00eel adopt\u0103m. Copilul cel mic suspectez c\u0103 e al meu, spune clar c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eel omor\u00e2m \u0219i-s de acord, dar dac\u0103 nu cumva vrem s\u0103 \u00eel m\u00e2nc\u0103m, eu nu am omor\u00e2t p\u00e2n\u0103 acum inten\u021bionat viet\u0103\u021bi care nu mi-au f\u0103cut r\u0103u sau nu m-au amenin\u021bat \u00een vreun fel.<\/p>\n

De-un glon\u021b-dou\u0103 m-a\u0219 fi descotorosit repede \u0219i a\u0219 fi rezolvat problema satului, problema pe care nu a avut curaj s-o rezolve cine dracu’ o fi adus c\u00e2inele \u0103sta aici, c\u0103 nu-i de-al nostru, pe \u0103ia \u00eei \u0219tiu. Dar a\u0219a fac to\u021bi; prip\u0103\u0219esc un c\u00e2ine, dracu’ \u0219tie cum, apoi unii, ca \u0219i oamenii, nu-s de comitet \u0219i ba se \u00eemprietenesc prea tare cu g\u0103inile \u0219i le m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ou\u0103le sau pe ele, ba cu g\u0103inile vecinilor, dac\u0103 nu-s lega\u021bi \u00een curte, ba dau iama prin buc\u0103t\u0103rii, b\u0103 dracu’ \u0219tie ce fac, c\u0103 omu’ nu mai vrea s\u0103-l \u021bin\u0103, dar nici nu-i face felul, \u00eentru selec\u021bia raselor mai bune, cum ar fi responsabil.<\/p>\n

Nu. \u00cel duce departe de casa lui \u0219i \u00eel abandoneaz\u0103 \u00een satul \u0103la unde duc c\u00e2inii indezirabili oamenii din satul \u0103sta. S\u0103 fie problema altcuiva. Rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. Acum eu sunt \u00een satul \u0103la.<\/p>\n

Cum ar veni “ia, coaie ,vrei s\u0103 omori un c\u00e2ine? Nu? Nici eu, d\u0103-l mai departe, ce pula mea”.<\/p>\n

Fiecare c\u00e2ine abandonat are ceva special. \u0218i \u0103sta are ceva, trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama ce \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eei fac o vin\u0103, \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u00eemi fac\u0103 el pagub\u0103.<\/p>\n

Eu \u0219tiu asta, c\u00e2t s\u0103 pot \u00eenchide ochii \u0219i s\u0103 ap\u0103s un tr\u0103gaci, ca s\u0103 \u00eencheiem povestea aici. Dar nu am pe ce s\u0103 ap\u0103s \u0219i nici nu-s mare sus\u021bin\u0103tor de “s\u0103 se dea drept de port arm\u0103 la toat\u0103 lumea, ca \u00een America” . Poate c\u0103 nu e bine s\u0103 po\u021bi sc\u0103pa a\u0219a u\u0219or de probleme.<\/p>\n

Cealalt\u0103 op\u021biune la care m\u0103 uit e parul \u0103la noduros din surl\u0103, da’ s\u0103-l omor \u00een b\u0103taie c\u00e2nd el nici nu r\u00e2nje\u0219te col\u021bii la mine dac\u0103 \u00eei ar\u0103t b\u00e2ta, e un pic peste nivelul de cinism la care sunt dispus s\u0103 m\u0103 ridic \u00een circumstan\u021be obi\u0219nuite, dar\u0103mite \u00een circumstan\u021bele astea.<\/p>\n

La fel mi se pare \u0219i s\u0103-l otr\u0103vesc. Parc\u0103 prea mult.<\/p>\n

Zic s\u0103-l l\u0103s\u0103m \u00een pace c\u0103 pleac\u0103 el, dar o dat\u0103 ce so\u021bia deschide drumul cu prima bucat\u0103 de p\u00e2ine, sunt for\u021bat s\u0103 fac ce trebuie. Asta dup\u0103 ce \u00eencerc \u00een zadar s\u0103 \u00eel ademenesc afar\u0103 cu ni\u0219te felii de p\u00e2ine, doar ca s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103 ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd ar fi casa lui; a\u0219a fac c\u00e2inii vagabonzi, se aciueaz\u0103 evident, acolo unde nu este deja unul. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i copilul cel mic observ\u0103 c\u0103 “e dr\u0103g\u0103la\u0219” \u0219i vrea acum s\u0103 \u00eel p\u0103str\u0103m.<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 fac ce trebuie sa fac, ce trebuia sa fac mai demult.<\/p>\n

Repar gardul din spate, pe unde intr\u0103. Acum, de Cr\u0103ciun. De vreo trei ori, c\u0103 dul\u0103ul din Baskerville roade \u0219i trece prin ulucile vechi de 30 de ani ca prin oase. Pune \u0219i tata un palet, c\u0103 are \u0219i el p\u0103cate de sp\u0103lat – cu c\u00e2ini du\u0219i prin satul cine \u0219tie cui, casele cine \u0219tie cui – dar din ce v\u0103d \u0103sta poate s\u0103 road\u0103 gardul de la un cap la altul \u0219i-l face scobitori \u0219i rumegu\u0219. \u0218i m\u0103 tot uit cum \u00ee\u0219i sap\u0103 el, schel\u0103l\u0103ind, bort\u0103 prin gardul meu, mereu prin acela\u0219i loc, dup\u0103 care vine d\u00e2nd din coad\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0218i-l iau iar\u0103\u0219i – m\u0103, Cerbere, n-auzi c\u0103 nu te vreau \u00een curte? \u0218i iar mai bat ni\u0219te cuie \u0219i mai leg ni\u0219te s\u00e2rme \u0219i iar \u00eel scot pe poart\u0103 afar\u0103 cu dou\u0103 felii de p\u00e2ine. \u0218i nu se opre\u0219te p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu pun o bucat\u0103 de tabl\u0103 legat\u0103 cu \u0219oricei \u0219i un palet de lemn peste. O s\u0103 schimb \u0219i gardul \u0103la dar p\u00e2n\u0103 fac asta poate \u00eei trece prin cap c\u0103 nu e un concurs c\u0103 parc\u0103 nu m\u0103 simt ca \u0219i cum i-a\u0219 da ni\u0219te dulciuri de Cr\u0103ciun.<\/p>\n

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Nu. A m\u00e2ncat alt\u0103 bucat\u0103 de gard. Plm, probabil de aia o fi fost izgonit de acas\u0103 de cine l-o fi avut. I-o fi m\u00e2ncat tot gardul, \u0219i b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 a\u0219a face \u0219i cu al meu, dac\u0103 \u00eel \u00eent\u0103resc \u0219i pe partea pe care a ros-o acum.<\/p>\n

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Se umple de c\u00e2ini ai nim\u0103nui pe strad\u0103. Unii nu-s a\u0219a prieteno\u0219i.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 continui s\u0103 \u00eei dau m\u00e2ncare conteaz\u0103 ca \u0219i cum sunt responsabil pentru ceea ce face, ca \u0219i cum dac\u0103 mu\u0219c\u0103 pe cineva r\u0103spund eu. Ca \u0219i cum, dac\u0103 dup\u0103 ce voi fi descoperind ce e r\u0103u cu el nu mai pot legal s\u0103 \u00eel abandonez, s\u0103 \u00eel fac problema altcuiva, iar asta nu \u00eemi place.<\/p>\n

Care vre\u021bi un c\u00e2ine? E cam b\u0103tr\u00e2n , dar ies 2 mici \u0219i 300 de grame de parizer din el. Mie nu-mi place, dar nici nu vreau s\u0103-l omor. \u00cenc\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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