{"id":13972,"date":"2019-01-01T13:37:03","date_gmt":"2019-01-01T10:37:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13972"},"modified":"2019-01-01T13:53:23","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T10:53:23","slug":"rebelion-cu-resapati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=13972","title":{"rendered":"Rebelion cu re\u0219apa\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"
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M\u0103 uit la televizor .<\/p>\n

Nu conteaza de ce. E amuzant. \u0218i trist. M\u0103 uit pe toate canalele. Nu mai cunosc pe nimeni. Nu, nu s-au schimbat, sunt tot aia pe care \u00eei \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i voi, chiar dac\u0103 nu v-a\u021bi mai uitat la TV \u00een ultimii 20 de ani , cu excep\u021bia celor care au murit.<\/p>\n

Doar c\u0103 nu \u00eei mai recunosc dup\u0103 mecle, c\u0103-s fie desfigura\u021bi de v\u00e2rst\u0103, fie de medici ieftini care i-au umflat ca pe p\u0103pu\u0219ile de plastic. Alea gen Chucky.<\/p>\n

Din 3 televiziuni (Pro , A1, Kanal D), din baborni\u021be, doar Esca \u00eenc\u0103 arat\u0103 decent+. \u00cenc\u0103 fac to\u021bi gluma cu salariul ei confiden\u021bial, da’ m\u0103car de banii \u0103ia \u00ee\u0219i permite doctori pricepu\u021bi, sau poate are gene de Highlander.<\/p>\n

Dintre bo\u0219orogi nu-mi dau seama exact, da’ l-am v\u0103zut pe Botezatu \u00een c\u00e2teva cadre \u0219i l-am recunoscut u\u0219or.<\/p>\n

Revelionul \u0103stora de la Pro e \u00eencapsulat \u00een serialul lor deja peren \u0219i de success: T\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i… glumeam, Las Fierbin\u021bi.<\/p>\n

Glume de autobaz\u0103, sau de TNR, cum se spune mai nou c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 dai exemplu de umor trivial, da’ m\u0103car mai bune dec\u00e2t revelioanele cu Vacan\u021ba Mare \u0219i cu… nu mai \u0219tiu cum \u00eei chema pe nimenii care se perindau pe acolo.<\/p>\n

Eh, dac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia sunt a\u0219a, restul de la celelalte kanale <\/i>sunt p\u0103m\u00e2nt. E ca \u0219i cum \u0103\u0219tia, \u00een ultimii zece-cin’\u0219pe ani \u00een care nu prea am mai avut eu treab\u0103 cu televizorul, au progresat de doi cen\u021bi, chit c\u0103 \u00eei caut\u0103 po\u0219ta\u0219ul acas\u0103 cu pensia.<\/p>\n

Iar ceilal\u021bi re\u0219apeaz\u0103 vechile “glume” de la care te apuc\u0103 diareea, acelea\u0219i personaje care nu au avut vreodat\u0103 umor sau charism\u0103, dar s-au mai \u0219i schimonosit \u00een ciudate feluri, de zici c\u0103 \u0219i-a b\u0103tut joc de ei un caricaturist cu umor francez, d-\u0103ia de la Charlie Hebdo.<\/p>\n

Apexul \u00eel observ\u0103 so\u021bia. Dup\u0103 cizme. E o c\u00e2nt\u0103rea\u021b\u0103 care \u00eenc\u0103 mai mi\u0219c\u0103 pe ecrane ( efectul cre\u0219terii v\u00e2rstei de pensionare, cred )- Daniela Gyorfi (cred c\u0103 i-am scris corect numele) , care ar\u0103ta mai normal \u00eenainte s\u0103 o desfigureze opera\u021biile estetice. Nu asta e problema, dac\u0103 te ui\u021bi \u00een jurul ei \u00een platou, pare chiar integrat\u0103. C\u00e2t c\u0103 apare \u00een acela\u0219i timp la revelioanele de la dou\u0103 televizuini: <\/cite>A1 \u0219i Kanal D. In acelea\u0219i cizme argintii cu sclipirici, d-\u0103lea p\u00e2n\u0103 la o palm\u0103 sub buci, s\u0103 nu se vad\u0103 varicele – c\u0103 a\u0219a \u0219i-a dat seama so\u021bia, cred. Eu nu a\u0219 fi b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103. Deci, \u0103sta e nivelul. Nici costume nu li se mai ofer\u0103, pula scenografie \u0219i recuzit\u0103; vine fiecare cu ce are pe acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Unii dintre \u0103\u0219tia aveau ceva scenete realizate mai pu\u021bin profesionist dec\u00e2t alea de c\u0103cat pe care le mai organizam noi pe la liceu; \u0103stea ale lor fiind remake-uri dup\u0103 alea clasice cu Dem R\u0103dulescu \u0219i compania .<\/p>\n

Eh, dac\u0103 credea\u021bi cumva, ca \u0219i mine, c\u0103 Dem R\u0103dulescu nu era vreun actor extraordinar, ci doar unul decent cu roluri relativ potrivite la fa\u021ba \u0219i vocea lui cam de milog a\u0219a, ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eei vede\u021bi pe \u0103\u0219tia ( nu \u0219tiu cum \u00eei cheam\u0103 ,dar i-am tot v\u0103zut pe la televizor \u0219i pe poze prin ziare ) . O-ho-ho. A\u0219a \u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 poate e greu totu\u0219i s\u0103 fii un actor bun \u0219i deja apreciezi umorul comunist la o cu totul alt\u0103 valoare.<\/p>\n

Mi-era dor s\u0103 mai v\u0103d un revelion tv, doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103 satur de ei ca de c\u00e2rna\u021bi.<\/p>\n

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